Well when your girlfriend is a kid, where else you gonna go?

girlfriend

*boyfriend

She's too young to get on most of the rides though.

She's 28 and attractive

For a turtle.

28 is practically 10 in turtle years, so now you see why Ant's working so hard at this

If the joker turns you on.

She has decent tits but when she talks she sounds like a retard in both speaking voice and the content of what she is saying.

Let's have a lil peek at those bad boys

It's a joke faggot. Die in a fire brother Joe, you money leaching faggot.

Any other hilarious opinions you white fags?

Tss nice name asumptin, more like Douglas UNFUNNY, tsss tss

Next to pocky it's hard not to look passably attractive

Shuuuuuuureeeee

if i was an alleged pedophilia id consider it

But there are things there for adults to do! Like...

Like the kids?

world class dining!

yuck

LEH-WHO ZEH-HER

Alrighty, then

Could you imagine having kids and going on a trip to Disney World?

Fuck you, and your joyful life.

Say life again guys

Sounds awful, but at least there is a reason for it. Going as an adult with another adult is absurd.

If my plan was to find some and fuck them, yes.

Ant is an uncultured dago

I mean I never got to see it as a child, so it would be cool to check out for an afternoon if I was near the area, but I wouldn’t go and plan a trip just for Disney World.

If I had a kid I might give a shit

It's $130 a day and your gonna check it out for a few hours?

I figured it was $20 or something like that ha, nevermind. 130 will be me a way better experiences makes it even weirder a man nearing retirement age is willing to spend that much on a shallow experience

Disney can be lots of fun - it's more than just the magic kingdom - I don't think it was ever $20 even when you bought ticket books

I think it's actually over 200 a day now.

Price I found was single park admission - single day park hopper pass is about $200 - if you are a Fla resident there are special discounts for as little as $45 or an all access 365 pass of $949 --- I know 2 sisters who moved to Orlando and have those passes, they go every weekend and take all their time off there. These are college educated women with masters degrees, they have been going to Disney since they were kids. I forgot, they also go to conventions for their favorite TV shows spending buckets of money for pics with the Stars - Supernatural being one they never miss

Well, the guys from Supernatural are dreamboats so I can't judge them for that.

cunts.

What's your mom got to do with this?

Those two sisters should have their clits lopped off with a machete

They'd still be bigger than your dick

Yea but unlike Europe there aren't refugees in Disney!

What a fucking dumb homo Ant is...

Disneyland/world fucking stinks. Every goddamn LA broad is obsessed with Disneyworld, it's almost creepy. They go multiple times a year. There's hardly even any goddamn rides there, you wrap up everything there is to do there in probably 3 hours. Why would any rational person need to go there more than once every 3 years, at the minimum. Fuck Disneyworld.

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Nope, but I've also never molested a child.

This is the polar opposite of the idiots who bring toddlers to Vegas.

Ant goes to Vegas with his girlfriend doesn't he?

Isn't he supposed to be an intellectual? This is about as low-brow as it gets.

ME: I don't know. I was a fawkin math prodigy growin up so I couldn't fawkin tell ya.

Yes, if I was a drunken pedophile with a Viagra prescription.

JA-MOKE

Been to Disney with my kids. It was fun but wouldnt go without them.

Sand to the beach my friend.

It's always been my dream to take a huge drug cocktail and have a friend push me around in a wheelchair and pretend that I'm retarded, so yes.

You found a way

Guys like Ant are the reason Ant doesn’t have kids.

Apparently, all flights to Thailand and Cambodia were already booked.

Old fucking drunkard has probably been at that world showcase in epcot boozing it up the whole time..when cp media goes under he could get a job there in Morocco selling rugs

Yes the brain is very powerful and it is easy to imagine things.

ME: I don't know. I was a fawkin math prodigy growin up so I couldn't fawkin tell ya.