I will Paypal reward money for the first person you asks Jim about Princess Alena on air.

78  2018-04-27 by MessyCoffeeFarts

The gall of Jimmy to hang up on a caller right before he asked Jimmy about the Princess (The caller was asking "who's Jimmy Fucking?" according the call-screeners description). It was such a blatant hang-up that Jimmy tried to play off as an accident, but even wormy-Sam knew it was BS and called him out on hanging up on the guy on purpose.

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Lets get some audio, brutha?

We should all contribute to an escrow account, and distribute escrowed funds to people who accomplish tasks which we label as “high priority”. For instance, as you were suggesting, first person who calls Jimmy out on air for being a gay tranny lover gets $250 from the pooled money. We need a list of things we want done and I will nominate myself to be the bank. I am reliable and will disperse funds accordingly.

Jim already admits to being a tranny lover, you dumb fuck. But go ahead and waste that $250.

He doesn’t openly say he fucks a Norwegian man on Sirius radio, cunt face.

You didn't specify that in your post. You said "first person who calls Jimmy out on air for being a gay tranny lover gets $250 from the pooled money."

I suggest you get your shit straight and facts in order before you go offering money around willy-nilly.

I said we all contribute it’s not my money. And read between the lines silly. I didn’t know I had to sound it out for you.

This isn't 'nam, dude. There are rules. And I ain't contributing shit, so put that in your pipe and smoke it.

This is why we only allow one woman around here /u/bamsseed please do your job.

A girl who still wears training bras is not a woman.

Let’s see your tits then fatso

You don't deserve that yet.

the cool part about bams_seed is someone randomly asked her to post her asshole, and she did it within an hour

just leave dude

some people actually prefer perky tits dumb dumb

Oh NO U DITIN

SUMMADDY HO MY EARRINGS

Ah you’re new, 28 days... you should go. what rules? Obviously you don’t belong here.

I think you need someone like me around here.

Yea cause so far you’re hilarious.

You'll learn to love me over time. I'm am acquired taste.

Get out

There she is, thank you.

most of you fat pigs are an acquired taste. Unfunny and stupid. I forgot all the hot and funny girls are hanging out with us on the O&A sub.

I never said I was hot. I'm as fat and unattractive as the rest of you.

Shocking

It's actually not shocking. What are the chances a woman who posts here would be attractive? Take you, for example.

You are really winning us over with your humor. Keep it up.

Post asshole with a time stamp missy, or go take a long walk off a short peer

How’s this thread work out for you, fucking lard ass? Not that I care about karma but you had 30 karma before you started this and now you have -3. Leave before we humiliate you and make you leave crying.

Look at the big internet tough guy over here thinking he's a bad ass by trying to make women cry.

Oh are your feelings hurt? Want me to mail you a crunch wrap supreme or how about a Gordita you cow.

I prefer a shredded chicken quesadilla with a few packets of hot sauce.

Listen lady you can’t win around here, you can lurk but keep your unfunny mouth shut.

You’ll be gone soon, watch.

im sure if i had ti eat shit every day id also aquire that taste

doesnt mean its not shit

ARE YA

Cunt

And if you’re a female show us your tits or shut the fuck up, whore.

Cunt would also be on

You're missing the point. He fell in love with a cam whore man. He clearly is ashamed of it and doesn't want to it talked about. It's our duty to do God's work.

I would certainly contribute something to that.

The worm really is getting off way too lightly with this. All the shit Ant has caught over the last few years about Sue but as far as I can tell that was just a one off thing that Ant was completely ashamed of.

Jimmy actually fell in love with and wanted to marry a viking cam whore who was scamming him. I need to hear him try to explain that and squirm.

I will nominate myself to be the bank. I am reliable and will disperse funds accordingly.

Nice try /u/Slothjew

My Jew tendencies slipped out there.

Too bad some Zyklon B hasn't slipped out into your apartment

Pfft, if you want to believe that really happened buddy, go ahead. I got a bridge for sale that you may be interested in too.

Is it the nose bridge of Danny Danny Ross....tsssss

Maybe you could slip off of a stool with a noose around your neck? Ease everyone's suffering.

I'll go in for $5.

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slothjew wants us to trust him with our money

Hmmmmmm

Ill watch the account you can trust me ( fair warning I was voted most likely to embezzle money in high school)

Ill watch the account you can trust me ( fair warning I was voted most likely to embezzle money in high school)

Also nobody is asking these people where the fuck is the crowd funded money, Morton von bobo keep getting away with it

You can be the bank, but as a show of good faith you need to the first person who accomplishes a required task.

Deal, let’s make a list of required tasks in order of priority with corresponding monetary rewards for accomplishing said tasks.

Yup, let's all just trust the Jew with our money guys!

Ok.

how much?

There is not enough money in the whole Panera corporation to get me to listen to that shit show, much less call in.

Can you make the payment in tokens?

I’ll try it for enough to get me a half gram of heroin, so 40 bucks.

what's the phone number? Any good suggestions to get past the screening process?

1-866-969-1969 just tell the phone screener "Jim is a liar", Jimmy is too reactionary not to go to your call.

I'll fuckin do it. How much and where/ when do I call?

Does anyone have screen shots of this story? Or a full description besides he fell in love with a cam whorr?

not really much else to tell

See if you can get that 60 grand back also

100 bucks and ill do it

Whats the number? Ill do it for free, the combination of how he prides himself on his "openness" and basing so much of his personality on being a degenerate tranny prostitute addict but brushing this under the rug is fuckin annoying. Any tips how to get past the screener? I get up for work around the time the show is on anyway I think;, I just havent listened in years and dont know how getting on would work

I believe its still 1-866-969-1969

Sart doing it like Ramone. Just start talking normally then out of nowhere go PRINNNNCESS ALENAAAA, BRING ME THAT SCHLOOONG!!!

this would honestly be fucking gold

Fuck it I'll do it for free just to mess with that pretentious little prick. I'm in the UK so not sure what time id have to phone that embarrasment of a show.

You didn't specify that in your post. You said "first person who calls Jimmy out on air for being a gay tranny lover gets $250 from the pooled money."

I suggest you get your shit straight and facts in order before you go offering money around willy-nilly.

1-866-969-1969 just tell the phone screener "Jim is a liar", Jimmy is too reactionary not to go to your call.