Von is a dumb hoe. Von was always a dumb hoe, and Patrice, the person who knew her the best, expressed that a hundred times LIVE to as many people as he could get to listen to him, and yet she STILL was put in charge of over a $130K budget to make a documentary. Baffling.
Now that Patrice is out of the picture to remind her constantly just how much of a dumb hoe she is, all the sudden she thinks she is a savant and is out there being a STAND UP COMEDIAN AND MAKING DOCUMENTARIES!? what!? WHAT!?!? (said in Patrice's voice)
She blew the whole budget reenacting scenes from Patrices life because she is a delusional dumb hoe who thinks she is worthy of a career in the spotlight so she used her dead providers legacy as a way to weasel her "acting skills" into a high production value documentary, but instead those dumb hoe ideas of hers destroyed it.
Von destroys everything she touches. There should be more Von hate on this sub.
Isnt there a way for people who contributed to get their money back or contact indiegogo about how it was successfully funded but nothing was ever made? I mean the worm technically did something but for a couple of clips to come out and no one ever doing anything is insane.
Thats nice but for sure id try and start some sort of campaign to see where the money went. Not for patrice or any self righteousness but because successfully funded projects are supposed to have something especially for such a large amount.
The whole "get a taste" bit ruined all similar phrases for me. In the Godfather (II, I think) l when they say "why should we not to be allowed to wet out beaks?" I used to think it was old school gangster lingo. Now I just the Opie yet to come.
Stupid Opie announced he would make up any shortfall of the goal (when barely anybody had donated). Not sure how much he gave, but Von bilking Opie out of money does score her some points.
She blew the whole budget reenacting scenes from Patrices life
What? There was 100 percent no need to do this with a person who has so much video footage of himself, friends, and living people who knew and remember him.
Ive thought that many times before. In the end he was slippin hard and losin his swagger cuz Von was wise to his bullshit and she was a master-tier snake and hoe. She would of beat him if he was still around and its sad.
I remember shortly after he died there were some implications that Patrice's family didn't think Von deserved any of the money and there was some bad blood between his mom and Von. The details are hazy.
There is not a single minority group dumber, less educated and less capable at anything in America than "the black woman." They're all completely entitled retards.
I wish I was not so attracted to them. They even knocked Persian chicks out of the #1 slot somehow for me; I've gone full De Niro. (To my father's shame)
Zendaya was so fucking hot in that Spider Man movie I wanted to hump the screen. (Id never seen or heard of her before that) It's too bad her character was so hate-able and obnoxious in that goddamn movie. That Spider Man was ridiculous, they must have handed down an edict that no more than 2 white people will be allowed on the screen at the same time, ever.
I still think white women are hot, I'm not one of those guys. I just find black chicks incomprehensibly sexy for some reason. No one looks better naked, I swear to god. Every curve and feminine feature is doubly accentuated.
That article you linked has been thoroughly debunked, by the way. I don't have a personal agenda or a grudge, I just know from having been in NYC and reading anything a black woman has ever posted online or in any sort of Youtube comments, Twitter feeds, etc.
they must have handed down an edict that no more than 2 white people will be allowed on the screen at the same time, ever.
My nigga, what about literally almost every movie being all white?
I still think white women are hot, I'm not one of those guys. I just find black chicks incomprehensibly sexy for some reason.
Brown titties bro, pinkish-red white skin just reminds me of pork. Last time I screwed a white chick (2016?) Didn't kill my boner, I was just half mast. Brown women just seem natural and it's funny because I was all in for white women before college.
What about Italian women? You consider them white enough?
My nigga, what about literally almost every movie being all white?
Maybe because the majority of the country is still white, you dumb faggot and almost all the main comics books were written when the country was even more white.
Yeah because in a fictional Universe Far Far Away it's a white space wonderland, explain why /tv/, /pol/ and other dorky white boi hangouts REE'd it up. You just proved my point, BACK when the country was mostly white. We're talking about Oink boy rage in the 21st century and dont ignore the fact that Star Wars was a world wide phenomenon written by a Jew which you faggots separate yourselves from anyway.
REEE I don't see people like me in MY fiction stories and beer commercials! REE white genocide!
There are no "all white" movies being made anymore, sir. Nor TV shows. This started probably 5 years ago, no idea where you've been. (Tell me the last time you saw a beer commercial with 3 white guys sitting there.) But Spider Man was so over the top it was literally distracting, it was so shoe horned in and forced.
You know what I mean by all white. It's funny how white people have a problem when they see people who don't look like them on TV but that's what everyone else has been looking at. Yeah I'm aware that there's more representation these days but to you it's "shoe horned".
No idea where you've been
Bro I frequent white boy internet and that includes 4chan and I'm well aware of the REE. I'm like Patrice, I know you muhfuckas better than you know yourself. It fucks with your reality to see non-whites in Star Wars. You feel like the spotlight is taken away and makes you question if you're still the "default". I've put myself in white shoes and I see your angle, your mind just won't allow you to see mine.
Tell me the last time you saw a beer commercial with 3 white guys sitting there
Just look at every commercial since the 1950s. Seeing some coloreds in the last few years is suddenly a problem, niggas and spics drink beer too nigga. It isn't always about you.
I'm fine, no idea where you're getting that from. Actually I don't know if I've ever been happier in my life than right now. (I just got a raise yesterday too!)
I'm sure the degrees are in useful high skilled areas like engineering and mathematics and not garbage like Ebonics studies and white privilege analytics.
Well cherry pick and "Well achtyually" all you want bro, just going by info from the Education Department, not assumptions. Maybe there's a stat that backs your facts.
I'd love to have the money to hire someone to do a Patrice documentary and work with his mom to do an end around on Von and cut her out of it completely. I can't imagine the comedians who Von interviewed would turn down Patrice's mom if she asked them to give new interviews for a documentary she was involved in.
And just as a fuck you to Jimmy, make him feel like he's a big part of it all, have him come across as a sort of bridge to the other comedians, have him lead the camera and little stories about Patrice and the comedian about to be interviewed, do a big interview with him........and then have him cut completely out of the finished product.
There is not a single minority group dumber, less educated and less capable at anything in America than "the black woman." They're all completely entitled retards.
105 comments
1 Yaseetheo 2018-04-27
Ha ha ha ha
1 saessea 2018-04-27
HOLY SHIT!!!
1 FrankieBianchi 2018-04-27
once again patrice is proven right, women cant do anything
1 DildoRenter 2018-04-27
That reminds me. How is the GoFundMe Patrice O'Neal hologram campaign coming along?
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2018-04-27
Well wait until next year after they do another benefit! This stuff isnt free yall. Nails, extensions and cocoa butter adds up.
1 1v1crown 2018-04-27
Von is a dumb hoe. Von was always a dumb hoe, and Patrice, the person who knew her the best, expressed that a hundred times LIVE to as many people as he could get to listen to him, and yet she STILL was put in charge of over a $130K budget to make a documentary. Baffling.
Now that Patrice is out of the picture to remind her constantly just how much of a dumb hoe she is, all the sudden she thinks she is a savant and is out there being a STAND UP COMEDIAN AND MAKING DOCUMENTARIES!? what!? WHAT!?!? (said in Patrice's voice)
She blew the whole budget reenacting scenes from Patrices life because she is a delusional dumb hoe who thinks she is worthy of a career in the spotlight so she used her dead providers legacy as a way to weasel her "acting skills" into a high production value documentary, but instead those dumb hoe ideas of hers destroyed it.
Von destroys everything she touches. There should be more Von hate on this sub.
1 xdavidjx 2018-04-27
probably killed Patrice too. She was the original Patton.
1 TriangleDimes 2018-04-27
I've decided to blame her for Patrice's death and I suggest you all do the same.
1 PracticeRyan 2018-04-27
She killed him
1 FightOrSmite 2018-04-27
Where did the 130k come from?
1 1v1crown 2018-04-27
The indigogo campaign https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/better-than-you-the-patrice-o-neal-documentary/x/18580072#/
1 imcrapyall 2018-04-27
Isnt there a way for people who contributed to get their money back or contact indiegogo about how it was successfully funded but nothing was ever made? I mean the worm technically did something but for a couple of clips to come out and no one ever doing anything is insane.
1 Ironshiek333 2018-04-27
They did email me a few months ago asking if i ever got my perks and that was the last i heard from them
1 imcrapyall 2018-04-27
Thats nice but for sure id try and start some sort of campaign to see where the money went. Not for patrice or any self righteousness but because successfully funded projects are supposed to have something especially for such a large amount.
1 late_50s_why 2018-04-27
They don't give a shit they gets a cut of money they even willingly host banned kick starter campaigns
1 DildoRenter 2018-04-27
Contributing to Patreon, Indiegogo, GoFundMe, is the same thing as putting your money in the toilet.
Sometimes the toilet gets flushed and your mailbox remains empty.
1 1v1crown 2018-04-27
thats indiegogo for ya
1 StuffOpieThrew 2018-04-27
Didn't Opie throw in a little taste?
1 Peckas1 2018-04-27
just a bit..just a bit
1 StuffOpieThrew 2018-04-27
The whole "get a taste" bit ruined all similar phrases for me. In the Godfather (II, I think) l when they say "why should we not to be allowed to wet out beaks?" I used to think it was old school gangster lingo. Now I just the Opie yet to come.
1 WalterWhite2012 2018-04-27
Stupid Opie announced he would make up any shortfall of the goal (when barely anybody had donated). Not sure how much he gave, but Von bilking Opie out of money does score her some points.
1 StuffOpieThrew 2018-04-27
I bet he did it after he took all the guys to lunch and picked up the check?
1 fashanoo 2018-04-27
Lotta problems in that casket
1 Bronan_the_Brobarian 2018-04-27
They can just release the full unedited interview clips and make decent money. I don't want an edited narrative, I want Colin trashing Vos and Jimmy
1 WiretapStudios 2018-04-27
What? There was 100 percent no need to do this with a person who has so much video footage of himself, friends, and living people who knew and remember him.
1 1v1crown 2018-04-27
she a dumb hoe.
1 ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2018-04-27
That fat fuck knew all of this and still stayed with her and raised her kid. Says more about his stupidity than it does about her.
1 MandibulofacialWeil 2018-04-27
The ultimate cuckold.
1 late_50s_why 2018-04-27
She pretty much played him, and now his fans and friends has to pay for her trips and bills
1 1v1crown 2018-04-27
Ive thought that many times before. In the end he was slippin hard and losin his swagger cuz Von was wise to his bullshit and she was a master-tier snake and hoe. She would of beat him if he was still around and its sad.
1 --DC-- 2018-04-27
So how long is before Von takes the approach that he abused her, burned her with crackpipes like Rick James and drugged her?
That is the next logical step for dis bitch, isn't it?
1 1v1crown 2018-04-27
If anyone is going to ruin the legacy of Patrice with some bullshit it will be Von when she turns 50
1 AcrobaticWatercress 2018-04-27
An Act of Killing-style documentary about the cellar table would be great.
1 Peckah_Inspectah 2018-04-27
I imagine Norton having to reenact what it's like to be told "nice shirt stupid" then retching trying to walk around the table.
1 Calumdamit 2018-04-27
this made me sad.
1 CokeFloatsInMaCup 2018-04-27
Don't be sad patrice is probably up there bagging up his x is gaming these niggas
1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2018-04-27
Didn't Patrice's family hate Von? Wasn't there a ton of drama involving money after he died? Maybe they were onto something.
1 VicDumb 2018-04-27
Please expand on this.
1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2018-04-27
I remember shortly after he died there were some implications that Patrice's family didn't think Von deserved any of the money and there was some bad blood between his mom and Von. The details are hazy.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-04-27
Also, I recall the family accused her of hiding his money.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-04-27
Please expand on this, as you were asked earlier.
1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2018-04-27
Since you were such a sweetie pie I made sure to expand on my original comment.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-04-27
Thanks babe!
1 Peckas1 2018-04-27
Patrice's mom shoulda fawked or sumpthin.
1 this_light 2018-04-27
I gave 100$ about 4/5 years ago, THEN NOTHIG HAPPENED
1 Yaseetheo 2018-04-27
You should kill yourself for giving Von money.
1 this_light 2018-04-27
I’d rather stay alive and complain on the internet
1 StuntPeckah 2018-04-27
Does seem to be a popular choice these days...
1 havingmadfun 2018-04-27
Did you also give money to Norton and Bobo?
1 thrillated 2018-04-27
And Danny
1 Yaseetheo 2018-04-27
+dannyisakike
1 Goodingtoo 2018-04-27
He sure is a fucking kike! Thanks!
Shekels received: 11
1 this_light 2018-04-27
Bobo no, Norton yes. But at least I got a signed chip poster from norton
1 Bronan_the_Brobarian 2018-04-27
Nice $ placement at the end, stupid
1 GrossFinger 2018-04-27
I love how that dumb bitch passive-aggressively put the blame on Bill Burr and....who was the other one?
1 breadmoccasin 2018-04-27
Imagine her and Nia spending $400 at the salon getting their hair and nails done.
1 GrossFinger 2018-04-27
Nia's a white girl. She ain't hanging out with that dusty thot. She got Bill Burr money.
1 DaveNone 2018-04-27
Fixed it for ya. If you are going to talk about black women, please speak/type like they would.
1 4lexM 2018-04-27
*did
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-04-27
There is not a single minority group dumber, less educated and less capable at anything in America than "the black woman." They're all completely entitled retards.
1 DataEast1 2018-04-27
I thought they were the most educated demographic in America with college degrees?
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-04-27
No. No they are not.
I wish I was not so attracted to them. They even knocked Persian chicks out of the #1 slot somehow for me; I've gone full De Niro. (To my father's shame)
1 DataEast1 2018-04-27
Because white women are bland and overrated as hell. All other races of women look better.
And you're wrong.
https://www.theroot.com/black-women-now-the-most-educated-group-in-us-1790855540
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-04-27
Zendaya was so fucking hot in that Spider Man movie I wanted to hump the screen. (Id never seen or heard of her before that) It's too bad her character was so hate-able and obnoxious in that goddamn movie. That Spider Man was ridiculous, they must have handed down an edict that no more than 2 white people will be allowed on the screen at the same time, ever.
I still think white women are hot, I'm not one of those guys. I just find black chicks incomprehensibly sexy for some reason. No one looks better naked, I swear to god. Every curve and feminine feature is doubly accentuated.
That article you linked has been thoroughly debunked, by the way. I don't have a personal agenda or a grudge, I just know from having been in NYC and reading anything a black woman has ever posted online or in any sort of Youtube comments, Twitter feeds, etc.
1 DataEast1 2018-04-27
My nigga, what about literally almost every movie being all white?
Brown titties bro, pinkish-red white skin just reminds me of pork. Last time I screwed a white chick (2016?) Didn't kill my boner, I was just half mast. Brown women just seem natural and it's funny because I was all in for white women before college.
What about Italian women? You consider them white enough?
1 greggmargera 2018-04-27
Maybe because the majority of the country is still white, you dumb faggot and almost all the main comics books were written when the country was even more white.
1 DataEast1 2018-04-27
Yeah because in a fictional Universe Far Far Away it's a white space wonderland, explain why /tv/, /pol/ and other dorky white boi hangouts REE'd it up. You just proved my point, BACK when the country was mostly white. We're talking about Oink boy rage in the 21st century and dont ignore the fact that Star Wars was a world wide phenomenon written by a Jew which you faggots separate yourselves from anyway.
REEE I don't see people like me in MY fiction stories and beer commercials! REE white genocide!
Overdose on opioids.
1 greggmargera 2018-04-27
TL;dr
1 DataEast1 2018-04-27
That's what I thought.
1 SlobKelly 2018-04-27
Beat it, spook
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-04-27
There are no "all white" movies being made anymore, sir. Nor TV shows. This started probably 5 years ago, no idea where you've been. (Tell me the last time you saw a beer commercial with 3 white guys sitting there.) But Spider Man was so over the top it was literally distracting, it was so shoe horned in and forced.
I like pork.
1 DataEast1 2018-04-27
You know what I mean by all white. It's funny how white people have a problem when they see people who don't look like them on TV but that's what everyone else has been looking at. Yeah I'm aware that there's more representation these days but to you it's "shoe horned".
Bro I frequent white boy internet and that includes 4chan and I'm well aware of the REE. I'm like Patrice, I know you muhfuckas better than you know yourself. It fucks with your reality to see non-whites in Star Wars. You feel like the spotlight is taken away and makes you question if you're still the "default". I've put myself in white shoes and I see your angle, your mind just won't allow you to see mine.
Just look at every commercial since the 1950s. Seeing some coloreds in the last few years is suddenly a problem, niggas and spics drink beer too nigga. It isn't always about you.
No hard feelings though
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-04-27
"White boy internet." Ho boy.
Sure, guy. No hard feelings.
1 DataEast1 2018-04-27
Yeah your right, 4chan and Reddit aren't white guy spots. My bad.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-04-27
"You say weird shit to people."
1 DataEast1 2018-04-27
It's "You say odd shit to people". Nice quote fuck up, stupid.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-04-27
Yeah, but at least Im white.
1 DataEast1 2018-04-27
It's all you've got. I'll allow it.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-04-27
It's all I need.
1 DataEast1 2018-04-27
Yet you're still miserable.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-04-27
I'm fine, no idea where you're getting that from. Actually I don't know if I've ever been happier in my life than right now. (I just got a raise yesterday too!)
Fawwkin hater.
1 DataEast1 2018-04-27
sniff
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-04-27
See, no matter how much we disagree, one thing is undeniable: Opie sucks.
It's the great unifier.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-04-27
Lol kike nigger article.
1 greggmargera 2018-04-27
I'm sure the degrees are in useful high skilled areas like engineering and mathematics and not garbage like Ebonics studies and white privilege analytics.
1 DataEast1 2018-04-27
Well cherry pick and "Well achtyually" all you want bro, just going by info from the Education Department, not assumptions. Maybe there's a stat that backs your facts.
1 greggmargera 2018-04-27
Well for women versus men I know the data do completely support that, you fucking dunderhead.
1 DataEast1 2018-04-27
We're talking about race though. Don't buckle up, go through your windshield this weekend.
1 greggmargera 2018-04-27
Dumb nigger
1 DataEast1 2018-04-27
You got me there. I's gon get me some chicken an watamelon and skip on down wit my banjo.
Your racist jokes are at an 8th grade level
1 greggmargera 2018-04-27
Glad you've conceded that you mentioned women first, jigaboo.
1 DataEast1 2018-04-27
Jigaboo is a classic one. You guys should use that one more often, I'm not being sarcastic
1 greggmargera 2018-04-27
Alright I will, you baboon spear chucker.
1 DataEast1 2018-04-27
You already had me at "jigaboo" Kevin, don't over do it.
1 greggmargera 2018-04-27
Okay, my nigga.
1 theRealOpieraqioxyz 2018-04-27
Get a room you guys.
1 greggmargera 2018-04-27
You wanna join?
1 greggmargera 2018-04-27
Alright I will, you baboon spear chucker.
1 xyniphis 2018-04-27
Its funny that he angers Jimmy so much, but D.L. is either stupid or lying with that nonsense
1 LarryKleist711 2018-04-27
Why not both?
1 JoeJMatarese 2018-04-27
and the quietest!
1 Anarox 2018-04-27
Remove the black and put all women in there
1 MershComic 2018-04-27
This man deserves better.
1 StutterinPrickYou 2018-04-27
HA!
1 zoogie778 2018-04-27
Isn't all the video out there already? How hard is it to splice it all together and be done?
1 78979087908789707897 2018-04-27
5 minutes of interviews were teased on the site I linked. Did you click it?
1 zoogie778 2018-04-27
Yeah but my point is they already have all the video they'll ever have of him
1 78979087908789707897 2018-04-27
All due respect it's a posthumous documentary so your point is fucking retarded
1 greggmargera 2018-04-27
Fucking thiefing nigger cunt. H
1 DaveNone 2018-04-27
I'd love to have the money to hire someone to do a Patrice documentary and work with his mom to do an end around on Von and cut her out of it completely. I can't imagine the comedians who Von interviewed would turn down Patrice's mom if she asked them to give new interviews for a documentary she was involved in.
And just as a fuck you to Jimmy, make him feel like he's a big part of it all, have him come across as a sort of bridge to the other comedians, have him lead the camera and little stories about Patrice and the comedian about to be interviewed, do a big interview with him........and then have him cut completely out of the finished product.
1 shitdick720 2018-04-27
Did this happen before or after Jimmy did the same shit with his cartoon?
1 DildoRenter 2018-04-27
Oh, look, someone didn't pay the bill on time.
How predictable.
1 breadmoccasin 2018-04-27
Imagine her and Nia spending $400 at the salon getting their hair and nails done.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-04-27
There is not a single minority group dumber, less educated and less capable at anything in America than "the black woman." They're all completely entitled retards.
1 greggmargera 2018-04-27
Glad you've conceded that you mentioned women first, jigaboo.
1 greggmargera 2018-04-27
Alright I will, you baboon spear chucker.