If Danny's revolutionary "unemployed hipsters talk about art" podcast flops, what should he try next?

27  2018-04-25 by MawBTS1989

I have some ideas.

  • A Youtube channel where he reviews shitty games while swearing.

  • A Twitch channel where he plays Fortnite and screeches annoyingly every time something happens

  • A self-published thirteen novel fantasy series on Amazon Kindle

  • A webcomic about two guys who sit on a couch playing videogames while making sarcastic jokes

  • A pixel art indie game with chiptunes music

  • A retro heavy metal throwback band that's all about bringing the eighties back, man

  • A video essay vlog where he makes the bold and original thesis that Starship Troopers was actually a misunderstood satire

There are so many innovative ideas to choose from!

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Killing sam

That would make me like him. Take it back you monster!

Gay porn by the end of 2018 is my guess.

Having a meeting with Steve C.

Do you know how shitty of a jew you have to be to not be included in their little jewish job network? It's just Danny the bartender and David the tour guide among agents and lawyers.

That's actually the only likeable thing about him

I got left out of the Jewish nepotism network too but then again I'm not a pure blooded kike. Those bastards are picky.

We won't discriminate you like that when you're going to the ovens.

Just enjoy the ethnostate without me and let me live amongst the niggers.

Nah, we made that mistake before, this time we won't let anyone slip through.

suicide

no I’m sure his podcast will take off. there’s loads of people who want to hear a bitter kike with no experience in the film industry talk about 30 year old sci-fi movies. and ugly 40 year olds become internet sensations all the time.

I didn’t want to bring this up because I didn’t want to sound like a know-it-all, but the Federation Constitution Class starship does not have a Millenium Falcon as part of its saucer section. In fact, the Falcon is from an entirely different franchise.

No one pointed this out, so I have to assume I’m the only one who noticed.

Hey, HappensHappen, just a quick heads-up:
millenium is actually spelled millennium. You can remember it by double l, double n.
Have a nice day!

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I hope someone beats and rapes you within an inch of your life and leaves you for dead in a ditch

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typical I'm being FUCKING CENSORED

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His only next step is a Steve C style pendulum exit.

Or, he can stick his head in an oven, kinda like a tribute to his heeb ancestors.

A pistol in the mouth, or a plastic bag tied over his head.

I think there needs to be some sort of actual hype behind something before you’re even allowed to call it a flop.

Im not sure what he even does now to make money. Is he still in radio/showbusiness in any capacity? I know nothing about where he’s at in life, but I say he should wipe the slate clean and be a barback. No skills required, make a killing in tips

I like his podcast. It is well made, fun, and brief. I do t get the fixation on hating a guy who was on a dead radio show ten years ago.

I barely know who he is but I know he's a cunt.

Taste testing shotgun barrels.

Eh, I don't know about the two guys sitting on the couch playing videogames comic. Knowing Danny, it would go in some weird direction like building a robot out of a videogame console despite having no necessary knowledge to do so or write about his run in with the Hawaiian mafia or something.

A podcast on different ways of committing suicide until he actually gets one right. Knowing how numb he is, he should get at least 20 episodes

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