The way Anthony Cumia sees himself on Twitter vs. Reality

112  2018-04-25 by ricswrangler

21 comments

It's not even a bit, he has to the same exact textured hurr as every Black Grandmother.

"Have we had sexual relations?"

they are individually placed disasters

They are his nigger pubes.

giva ya half nd half in the backseat?

The fuck? What kind of likeness is that?!

Not a Sopranos fan are ya?

Sopranos and OnA fans are so far behind in the race that they actually believe they’re leading.

Until you realize it's a marathon without end, so in a sense, they really are.

"I'm fucking fodder for cartoonist now?"

Not a Sopranos fan are ya? It's a quote from that episode.

Ant's twitter alt account, that he tweets from when he's suspended, is named after that guy's character from The Sopranos.

Are you aware that my post is a direct quote from corrado soprano? It goes so well with something ant would say as well. Apparently it went over a lot of heads

CUT THAT PART OUT!

Don't worry, we'll get it in post.

I was involved with those people?

What was it that she offered? handjobs? Even sounds like him.

I'll give ya a half and half in the back seat if ya gimme a ride over the shelter?"

''Just bring me by the shelter"

It's funny that his alternate Twitter persona is an old Italian man with overblown delusions of influence and declining mental health.

and a bald head

Why am I on the television?

CUT THAT PART OUT!