Hey Norton

11  2018-04-25 by --DC--

Way to get your plugs out today at the end of the show. Always good to see a consummate professional really master the art of knowing when the show ends.

Stupid fuck. There are probably 20 civilians funnier than you. You're a shadow of yourself and should be embarrassed of what you've become.

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LOL you still listen to the show.

When you can find me something better on that shithole network on the way to work during that time, let me know. I get about 10 mins of it before they're done, thus the notice.

Deep tracks is good for exploring music. Driving into oncoming traffic works just as well.

You are a hateful little man.

What's that from?

That's from months of listening to Goo.

(It probably came from something else, but I don't recall what it would be). Cuz I'm old. RIGHT GOO???

I figured it out, I was thinking of Tommy Boy when the guy calls David Spade a smug unhappy little man who treats people like they're idiots.

That's probably it - loved me some Farley back in the day.

Do you have an aux input or bluetooth in your car? I'd listen to Cumtown or High Society Radio on the way to work.

I do, that's not the problem inasmuch as it is the ability to look down. The problem is that rush hour traffic is bloodsport here, so taking my eyes off the road really isn't a great idea. Cars here are usually about 3-5 feet apart for miles on my way home, maybe a little more in the mornings, so you have people literally darting in and out of lanes like idiots.

Tss, what, do all da cars fight in da secret kumite asumptin?

tsss you got me, Chip

I can always count on you to make nobody laugh.

Yet you keep visiting my posts.

You can deny it all you want, but you know we're gonna be good friends soon. I can tell.

His tweets are neither hateful like Ants, disjointed like Arties or Vague like Opies. Just a Queer Egomaniac preening most days.