Upon relocating to New York, Landau will start sandblasting his face, undergoing Tunisian spray tan treatments, donning a soy sauce-colored wig fashioned from brillo pads, and subsisting on a strict diet of Bud Light and Xanax to complete the Single White Female transformation into his media mogul hero.
The new Marvel movie just came out so it's smart to hold off on the announcement till next week, you want this thing to get as much press as possible. Smart move by media mogul Keith.
Are they bringing in a regular third mic to AA or am I reading that wrong? Not that I particularly care but if true definitely indicative of the professional difficulties they're having with Artie.
More shows means more gooder network! Nevermind that everyone on this network is a fucking nobody with no audience. It's like how black people see the lottery. If you just keep doing it over and over again then eventually you'll have to win! That's how it works.
Realistically, it's not a bad strategy. If 🐜 can get people to do a show for $100 a week, it's easy money.
It's the reason Dr Dre is the wealthiest musician of all time: there's more money to be made by discovering new talent and paying them peanuts than actually producing your own content.
I love how Anthony (rightfully) shits on Opie for teasing announcements that never happen, yet his retard of an executive producer can't stop doing the same thing.
Good job, Keith. Now you're in a position where people will be expecting Nick. But you won't get Nick. And then you will be in a rare situation where you uncharacteristically look like a fool.
He is, of course, aware that Nick just got fired. A lot of people love Nick. Anthony’s listeners in particular. It won’t be Nick. It won’t matter who it is, if it isn’t who people are expecting and wanting, he will have failed. Again. How dumb is this clod? His timing is abysmal.
Realistically, it's not a bad strategy. If 🐜 can get people to do a show for $100 a week, it's easy money.
It's the reason Dr Dre is the wealthiest musician of all time: there's more money to be made by discovering new talent and paying them peanuts than actually producing your own content.
Upon relocating to New York, Landau will start sandblasting his face, undergoing Tunisian spray tan treatments, donning a soy sauce-colored wig fashioned from brillo pads, and subsisting on a strict diet of Bud Light and Xanax to complete the Single White Female transformation into his media mogul hero.
45 comments
1 schmuckOnWheels 2018-04-25
If it isn't Bobo and Bochetti in the morning, I'm not interested.
1 chronik-skitzi 2018-04-25
They must have a show
1 enzo_trash 2018-04-25
keep lying....
1 Mu_Scevich 2018-04-25
More horseshit hype. Can't wait for the unveiling of the "Nick and Anthony" logo before Nick knows he's been offered a job.
1 JeremyACrosby 2018-04-25
I guarantee it's Dave Landau.
1 catshitinmyurethra 2018-04-25
His wife is FAT
1 Arturo_Bandini_ 2018-04-25
That’s what I’ve been trying to tell him
1 Toss__Pot 2018-04-25
;)
1 pashow84 2018-04-25
That’s exactly what I was thinking.
1 jofreal 2018-04-25
Upon relocating to New York, Landau will start sandblasting his face, undergoing Tunisian spray tan treatments, donning a soy sauce-colored wig fashioned from brillo pads, and subsisting on a strict diet of Bud Light and Xanax to complete the Single White Female transformation into his media mogul hero.
1 ScoleriBrother 2018-04-25
Awesome. Opie and Anthony back at it again!
1 enzo_trash 2018-04-25
this would be epic
dummy doesnt realize opie was the engine of the haters
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-04-25
EPIC!!!!!!!!1!!
1 Blackhawks87 2018-04-25
The Artie and Anthony show: featuring Opie as 3rd mic
1 psudude66 2018-04-25
Why is he in Indiana?
1 JoeCumiaSpitTaker 2018-04-25
Klan meeting.
1 CasperKuhn 2018-04-25
Probably found more billboards for pennies on the dollar
1 berserka-cawk 2018-04-25
He’s with Anthony. Age of consent in Indiana is 16.
1 jasim18 2018-04-25
The new Marvel movie just came out so it's smart to hold off on the announcement till next week, you want this thing to get as much press as possible. Smart move by media mogul Keith.
1 dom6502 2018-04-25
Are they bringing in a regular third mic to AA or am I reading that wrong? Not that I particularly care but if true definitely indicative of the professional difficulties they're having with Artie.
1 DickSlit 2018-04-25
Artie is looking like he's headed to the slammer, so it's probably a replacement.
1 dom6502 2018-04-25
Maybe Artie's parole officer will be the new segment producer.
1 tranthasourus 2018-04-25
It’s not you Danny, go fuck yourself.
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2018-04-25
"Another show or two"
Now thats a tight ship
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-04-25
More shows means more gooder network! Nevermind that everyone on this network is a fucking nobody with no audience. It's like how black people see the lottery. If you just keep doing it over and over again then eventually you'll have to win! That's how it works.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-04-25
Realistically, it's not a bad strategy. If 🐜 can get people to do a show for $100 a week, it's easy money.
It's the reason Dr Dre is the wealthiest musician of all time: there's more money to be made by discovering new talent and paying them peanuts than actually producing your own content.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-04-25
Yeah but what about Tranpa's strategy of hiring anyone with a ginzo sounding last name?
1 thisshitisboring 2018-04-25
Dr Dre produces retarded content for the dumbest of consumers. The difference is he gives them what they want.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-04-25
All my heroes have fallen.
1 BonesMalone2 2018-04-25
Did you drop a sandwich or sumin Dvv dvv
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-04-25
Id say they've all become SUB par, tss
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-04-25
Finally! Anthony and Ron... coming to a podcast near you.
1 PassProtect15 2018-04-25
I love how Anthony (rightfully) shits on Opie for teasing announcements that never happen, yet his retard of an executive producer can't stop doing the same thing.
1 SibHashian13 2018-04-25
New Colin Flaherty show perhaps?
1 MershComic 2018-04-25
Good job, Keith. Now you're in a position where people will be expecting Nick. But you won't get Nick. And then you will be in a rare situation where you uncharacteristically look like a fool.
1 i_saw_nothing 2018-04-25
Hey, you know... I don't think that's actually rare, guy.
Keith makes quite the ass of himself sometimes.
1 3stepsbackward 2018-04-25
Finally, we get our big, long awaited Joe Devito show.
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-04-25
hopefully the second show will be Finoia returning to do his Friday slot again
1 mcb84 2018-04-25
WE NEEDED THAT TECH SETTLEMENT, KAREN!!!
1 FrankieBianchi 2018-04-25
could it be kanye west? just throwin darts
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-04-25
Ok THIS time Compound Media will get it right and become successful
1 Mexijesus 2018-04-25
Keith the cop is a stupid cunt.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-04-25
He is, of course, aware that Nick just got fired. A lot of people love Nick. Anthony’s listeners in particular. It won’t be Nick. It won’t matter who it is, if it isn’t who people are expecting and wanting, he will have failed. Again. How dumb is this clod? His timing is abysmal.
1 tranthonycumiashow 2018-04-25
So Artie is through?
1 David_Tosk 2018-04-25
What's with all these guys and pre hyping everything? It's a terrible strategy
1 lispychicken 2018-04-25
OA&J on the Compound!
....lol
Sam Roberts has been tied to a rope and is being dragged behind a boat as bait, in preparation for Shark Week
1 RBuddCumia 2018-04-25
Don’t do it, Nick!
1 catshitinmyurethra 2018-04-25
His wife is FAT
1 pashow84 2018-04-25
That’s exactly what I was thinking.
1 BonesMalone2 2018-04-25
Did you drop a sandwich or sumin Dvv dvv
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-04-25
Realistically, it's not a bad strategy. If 🐜 can get people to do a show for $100 a week, it's easy money.
It's the reason Dr Dre is the wealthiest musician of all time: there's more money to be made by discovering new talent and paying them peanuts than actually producing your own content.
1 jofreal 2018-04-25
Upon relocating to New York, Landau will start sandblasting his face, undergoing Tunisian spray tan treatments, donning a soy sauce-colored wig fashioned from brillo pads, and subsisting on a strict diet of Bud Light and Xanax to complete the Single White Female transformation into his media mogul hero.