English people are poofs and nobody likes them (AYFEIST EDITION) 2/1000

24  2018-04-25 by PsychopathyRed

61 comments

Oi bruv, that's hate speech. 2 years in the nick for you, yeah.

Yoo got a loicence for that fookin reddit post?

Love that meme.

The edgiest comic in the 15th century.

You think this ones bad? Check out this one.

This picture makes me think less of the entire medium of stand-up comedy.

Fuck off. Gervais is a legend.

I don't have a problem with his work - some of it is great - but he's a cunt of the highest order. He's like the lefty version of Morrissey or something like that: the people that love his work now hate his guts.

nah dude.

wut

XFM, Office, Extras and the podcast are all genius. I love him as a host of the Emmys. I love the guy. But seriously he's devolved into a really weird, preachy LA faggot and that kind of sucks. Nobody gives a fuck about atheism. It's so boring. Just be more funny is all I'm saying.

That’s Bert Kreischer, stupid.

Wait, doesn't he have a show on Sirius now? Damn, how does a Ricky Gervais show get less heat than J&S or even Opie Radio when it was still on?

Gee I wonder. Same reason Amy Schumer still has a career, and it’s not the comedy in either case

AUHHWAHWAHWWWAHA 'E'S A FOOKIN' AYFIEST N' TELLIN' GOD TO SODDER OFF!!

I'm not religious, but I'm pretty bored with pseudo-intellectual atheists making out like anyone who believes in God is a fool, while they themselves are just regurgitating Christopher Hitchens' talking points from one-sided debates with bible-belt morons.

Christopher Hitchens was pretty much a cunt, too. He was a half-a-fag who fucked guys in college, he left his first wife when she was pregnant, he resented his father who served in the military because the guy was despondent when he found it hard to find a job afterwards, and his books like God Is Not Great are generally full of shit; were there countries that suffered atrocities, and was religion involved? A-HA! Gotcha God.

The biggest dumbing down of people in history was the atheist movement. It's embarrassing and sad when 14 year olds are atheist cultists, but it's profoundly pathetic when adult males do it.

How is the Atheist movement dumbing people down? Yes, you have your cultist fags (Amazing Atheist, etc.) but for the most part I hardly think of the movement as “embarrassing”. They seem to be the only ones on the left that will speak up against Islam and call it the cult that it is. Also fans of Harris, Hitchens and Rushdie — who I admit can be cult like — are pretty set against PC culture and generally call out the horseshit of all religions and aren’t afraid of hurting brown people’s feelings.

In my opinion it’s much more embarrassing to believe a sky man is watching you day and night.

Opie has tits.

It's dumbing people down by promoting people like Harris, Hitchens, Dawkins etc as intellectuals when they have very, very low intelligence. This creates a cult following of people even more stupid than them who also believe themselves to be intellectuals because they agree with the most basic statements imaginable like "I don't believe in God" or "Islam isn't liberal enough".

It's embarrassing to see inadequate grown men build YouTube channels and podcasts around their "disbelief" in God. It's especially embarrassing when you understand that none of these people have actually done any thinking about it at all, they simply take this stance because it's the safe status quo opinion. Seriously check out The Atheist Experience if you want to see the inadequacy of the atheist cultists personified.

Harris is a great example of why these people are not against PC in any way. There is literally nothing anti-PC about him, he agrees with literally every single thing the most PC person you can imagine does. He's an admitted feminist, and a delusional retard socialist, he admitted on Rogan's podcast his "goal" was to end wealth inequality and get everyone on a level playing field. Literally the only reason anyone would think he wasn't PC was because he half-heartedly gives some lukewarm criticism of Islam. He exposed this as completely meaningless when he was shilling for Hillary even though she was desperate to bring in Syrian "refugees". Which leads to where even his most dimwitted followers started to notice and lose respect for him. His fans aren't really even the atheist cultists anymore, they're cuckservatives.

We can agree on Opie's tits though.

Fair enough. Wanna trade nudes?

95% of SJW fags are all queers, atheists are definitely not a super Islamist force for the most part

Woahhhhh

His book about Mother Teresa was next level pandering to atheists

He's argument against atheisms presence in the communism that killed literally 100 million in the last century was that the worship of Stalin, Mao etc was akin to religious worship.

Christopher "Turns out I'm a Jew" Hitchens

making out like anyone who believes in God is a fool

They are. And we have to deal with them daily. It can get annoying.

I mean there's edgy, then there's this. It is possible to go TOO far ya know?

euros are a fucking mess, they're a variation on the new kid at school who never fit in and never will

WW2 really messed those dudes up

I believe in God. Ricky: You don’t know anything about soyince! I’m an afeeyist! Actually, I’m a scientist. Ricky: people kiwwl in the name of God! Then do we condemn atheism for all of the people butchered under atheistic regimes? I mean, those are some real numbers we’re talking about. Ricky: You’re just so stooopid! All right, Ricky. All right.

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This shit would have been hip for faggots in the early 90s coming from a punk rock band. Plus these rebel atheists will never go up to a pack of Muslims or people in a black church and tell them they're stupid for their beliefs, only middle aged white Americans who won't behead or beat the fuck out of them

dude what the fuck is your point? you're proving us right, just because he's outspoken doesn't make him wrong. the world would be a better place if religion was wiped off the planet.

If it wasn't safe to say it they wouldn't is what I'm getting at

Would it? Because you’ve had as long as religion’s been around to get the job done, and you haven’t, so shut the fuck up. Do you want to see what happens when there is no religion? Look at California

Global trends actually see atheism dying out. Look up a TED talk by Eric Kauffman, "how the religious will inherit the earth." Atheists have no kids meanwhile fundy birthrates are exploding and creating their own cultures.

Fuck you, I refuse to learn anything ever.

Someone just needs to tell him to shut up.

Why dont you come back here and shut up!

What, too real for you, MAAAAANNN?!?!?

And above all else.... REEEEEEEAAAL

It's worth rewatching the Garry Shandling interview just to see this unfunny cunt get embarrassed. Trying to be cheeky and Garry basically tells him 'go get your fucking shinebox.'

“In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because I am enlightened by my intelligence.”

-Black Science Nigger

Coulda been a professional quote maker.

I'm having this argument with him in my head at my desk but what the fuck does he know about science? He was in an aids-rock pop band and became a comedian.

I wish he would tell me if he believes in his or not. Just riff on it or sumtin.

AAAAWWWWW-HHAAAWW-HAAA-HAAW-HAA-HAAAWWWW, LOUIEEE, YOU CAHNT SAY THAT!!!!

English comedy SUCKS

At a time when Hollywood is so aggressively pushing traditional Christian values in music and film, it's pretty ballsy for him to question the existence of God.

Not his biggest fan, but he won me over

When was this exactly?

When I think Hollywood and music industry "pushing traditional Crhistian values" would be way down on the list.

Unless of course you're being sarcastic, in which case bravo.

You're retarded.

Oh literal EastSideDan

Ah yes, all those Christian values in music. That's why Cardi B, a literal whore, has like 10 songs on the charts right now and any dumb nig nog with face tattoos and a 'tussin addiction can become a superstar.

You're not thinking this through.

So explain it to me.

He was being sarcastic FUCKFACE

sniff

Wow.

Yeah, I feel like a real Brother Joe right now.

He use to be so funny too. Everything went south when he, Karl, and Steve had that weird falling out.

Dare i say, douchey

Is there a Watchmen reboot coming out?

how do you know he's english? where is his taqiyah?

GOD?

I DON'T GIVE A TOSS MATE!

Ricky Gervais became David Brent

How is the Atheist movement dumbing people down? Yes, you have your cultist fags (Amazing Atheist, etc.) but for the most part I hardly think of the movement as “embarrassing”. They seem to be the only ones on the left that will speak up against Islam and call it the cult that it is. Also fans of Harris, Hitchens and Rushdie — who I admit can be cult like — are pretty set against PC culture and generally call out the horseshit of all religions and aren’t afraid of hurting brown people’s feelings.

In my opinion it’s much more embarrassing to believe a sky man is watching you day and night.

Opie has tits.

Fuck you, I refuse to learn anything ever.