Where we at with the Maddox?

3  2018-04-25 by DougmanWGodspeed

The Best Page in the Universe was where I went for internet hate spewing before this place came along. I gotta hand it to him for being the first portly tech nerd to turn shitposting into a career, but a shitty radio show with Tucker Max and a few half-assed books later he really fizzled out.

11 comments

1  cormacMcCarthysWhore 2018-04-25

who?

1  Nah_Ming 2018-04-25

http://maddox.xmission.com/

1  Opprobriousness 2018-04-25

That retarded website made me cry from laughing when I was in high school.

Now a bald Armenian who still runs with his too-cool-for-school, super manly persona is just fucking sad and annoying.

1  PassProtect15 2018-04-25

The Best Page in the Universe was where I went for internet hate spewing before this place came along.

What did you do for the 12 years in between? Were you some kind of internet baseball widow like Brooklyn Dodgers fans?

1  DougmanWGodspeed 2018-04-25

I listened to archived audio of an angry radio show until I inevitably turned on the hosts and found a community of like-minded queers.

1  doxxbrown 2018-04-25

That nigga could paint the corners like nobody else. Should have won more than one World Series.

1  David_Tosk 2018-04-25

Oh was that funny to me in high school. Now he's just some sad sack.

He strikes me as someone profoundly bitter that he couldn't parlay his popularity into money somehow.

1  MawBTS1989 2018-04-25

First he was funny, then he was a washup, and now he's a dire cautionary tale.

In 2005 he used to get millions of views. Everyone would share his articles around message boards.

He recently updated his site with another article (his first in a fucking year), and the hit counter is at 60,000 or so. It wouldn't surprise me if it's the last thing he ever writes for the internet.

1  Ant_Sucks 2018-04-25

This video gives the full story of the rise and fall of Maddox. It's pretty entertaining if you're into worthless podcast gossip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP1gkCTvR4Y&

1  DougmanWGodspeed 2018-04-25

Damn. I had no idea he had a Cumia level downfall.

Thanks for sharing.

1  Billyassman 2018-04-25

Lester?

1  Nah_Ming 2018-04-25

/r/TheDickShow compares the fallout of Maddox and Dick to Opie and Anthony. Maddox is titty boy in this analogy.

Tl;dr Maddox and Dick started a podcast, it was fairly good, then Dick fucked Maddox's ex of 3 years, while Maddox had another girlfriend, and Maddox got upset. Maddox disbands the podcast, then defends cuckholding, then sues Dick and Patreon for his followers calling him a cuck. Maddox commits perjury and hires a dog bite attorney to write his complaint, and it's hilariously poorly written.

YouTube 'Maddox lolsuit' for more info.