It’s just not funny when Ant makes fun of her.

He would suck her ass in a second if she came on his show.

He’d probably suck Club Soda Kenny’s ass at this point for his appearance.

"Ha ha holy shit! Wow! we have the lovely Amy Schumer here on our show today. Amy, come on in, take a seat."

I hope Amy’s career gets so bad it happens.

We have the same hopes.

*chair collapses

Not if she presented in the bedroom though.

Well she is above the age of 17 and doesn’t have a cock.

I believe Ant implied during the OnA days that it could have happened but he didn't go for it. Probably the only time his attraction to prepubescents has actually been a true benefit to him.

I’m smash astronaut Amy.

I'd pretend to laugh when she'd make the obvious pootang/astronaut diet joke.

Her feet would smell.

That's not a terrible line. But it would be a lot funnier if we didn't despise him.

And if it wasn’t in reply to himself

Also true

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Hundred Pounds

I hope they are recreating the Challenger mission from 1986.

Need Another Seven Astronaut-Icecreams

Space Cowboys

2018: A Weight Odyssey

Star Was

"here's your afternoon box of cupcakes with double chocolate frosting, A.S."

Club Soda Kenny looks like a parallel dimension roided out Seinfeld, and I don't know why but I'd like to jizz on Big Amy's stupid glasses here.

I want to knock her up, and then be a burden and sleep on her couch for the rest of our lives.

Armageddon hungry

If amy shumer wanted to come on the AA show tomorrow, cumia would glady. And he would be a big fake faggot and not say anything to her that he says on twitter

Duuuuuude, that's classic O&A dude. First they start a beef out of nowhere with someone famous, hopefully they respond back and all of a sudden BOOM! Whoppi Goldberg is in ur studio, dude.

I liked how they rolled over for Sarah Jessica Parker. Haha, what a bunch of dishonest fuckers.

Space Ham

I'm assuming those mission patches are all from eating challenges.

She would love to go to space it’s the only way she would become weightless.

Apollo 13 stone. That’s for the limey’s here.

I think she was shooting this.

Here’s the lead single from the soundtrack.

Gravyity

Those glasses look stupid on her fat face

For a 7 foot killer, Kenny sure is a beta. His entire job after cop has been to grovel and kiss the ass of dullards like Jimmy, Opie, and Schumer.

I think he's probably making decent cash doing it...

Does anybody else remember when Schumer first started to get really famous, and Anthony acted like he still hung out with her? He would talk about how she is just playing the game, and she was still cool. If he was actually friends with Amy like he used to claim, it's kind of fucked up that he now posts banal fat jokes about her like he never knew her.

Ole Xanthony would would have this pig on in a heartbeat who's he kiddin

The other day is was listening to an old clip and Ant was saying how hot amy was on some talk show and how he'd fuck her. What an ass

Houston, we have a weight problem.

Shut the fuck up, Ant. You were always kissing her ass when she was on the show.

Neil Stomachstrong or sumthin

Kenny swapping one big titted fella for another.

I think he's probably making decent cash doing it...