I jjjust bit the nnnipples off a hooker

47  2018-04-23 by ShitDickery

18 comments

1  MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-04-23

He's like some sort of horrible science experiment made by an 18th century madman.

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-04-23

He is an actual monster. I bet every single time he looks at a child they cry.

1  chomp-chomp-chump 2018-04-23

Jesus Christ.

1  ShitDickery 2018-04-23

His bite has to be as infectious as a Komodo dragon's

1  chomp-chomp-chump 2018-04-23

Dani should consider herself lucky.

1  ok_to_sink 2018-04-23

He looks like that fucking guy from Mortal Combat.

1  Jackthejew 2018-04-23

There are 73 mortal kombat characters.

1  Single_Action_Army 2018-04-23

I would assume a cross between Baraka and Bo Rai Cho

1  Jackthejew 2018-04-23

And a lot of Goro

1  i_saw_nothing 2018-04-23

His inner monologue told him that he didn't need to shave because a light 5 o'clock shadow looks good on most men.

1  holodog 2018-04-23

if you took scissors and cut off the gob of neck fat he would look like JD from the stern show.

1  Belchides 2018-04-23

arghh you know arghh whatever

1  edgars_teeth 2018-04-23

What girl could resist those pearly browns

1  chrissurra 2018-04-23

That’s a Colgate smile.

1  Dreyer55 2018-04-23

I hate Big A and his shitty giggling you can hear when he’s in the studio audience

1  TurningFrogsGay 2018-04-23

Of the people who catch shit from us, Big A deserves a little less than we give him. Unlike >90% of Anthony's ballwashers, he has gainful personal employment and doesn't beg from fans.

I can forgive a teenage girl going missing every now and then for a perfectly decent hardworking fellow.

1  Single_Action_Army 2018-04-23

Poor guy probably has trouble making friends for obvious reasons. I'm glad he's found a place where he can show up every day, even if it's with these enourmous losers.

1  wyMn_R_FNy 2018-04-23

Nigga got shrek teeth

1  PeeSoup3030 2018-04-23

Does it not worry anyone else that he cannot be killed with man made weapons?

1  Jackthejew 2018-04-23

There are 73 mortal kombat characters.