How serious are people with the gay thing, here? I'm serious because the evidence goes so back and forth with this guy. He does so much creepy cutesy crap around women that I see straight guys do in real life. If it's all an act it's a convincing one. He's been in straight relationships before. The opposing evidence is all the transexual stories, of course. And being a pay pig for that European trans. And then trying to pay for said person to come to America. Okay so in writing this I'm starting to convince myself but his life doesn't really seem to add up to anything besides "not completely straight."
I think Jim at his core is just a lonely, sexually confused guy. He constantly hates where he is in life, so how could he honestly love someone else? This guy collects autographs like it's given him a second-degree high of real stardom. Jim probably wants a stable relationship with a woman in his life, but has no idea how to be in one at this point. His cunty side would come out sooner or later and women will not put up with that. He probably "hid" that flaw with his sexual deviant personality, the same way Ant hid his shitty side with alcohol, guns, and Dice impressions.
Analyzing Jim is probably one of the dumbest things I could do this evening so whatever.
I'll never understand the photos with celebrities thing. Aside from annoying your supposed heroes, it's not like anyone who sees the picture is going to think you're friends with them or something, only that they were nice enough to tolerate you for 10 seconds or so. Norton has worked with famous people & all but 3/4 of his collection is just him annoying famous people at airports. What the fuck is there to be proud of to the point of putting it on display as the main focal point of your crowdfunded home?
It depends on how you define the word "gay". If your definition is if the individual has sex with other men, then Jim is gay. If your definition is if the individual in question is exclusively attracted to men, Jim isn't gay.
He's somewhat bisexual, a term that has fallen out of favor.
I always liked him because of his faggotry, however you're correct. There's something deeply unfunny about Jim these days.
Here's my shitty fan take on it: Jim is just dialing it in. He's taking his Sirius gig for granted and barely giving a fuck. No prep for interviews, too many interviews, and his lascivious self-indulgence getting in the way of the funny. Blah, blah, blah.
My honest take: He's mentally ill. We're seeing another version of the Fez breakdown. It's not theatrical like Fez's was, but it's probably similar.
Life can really suck. Jim has delivered tons of humor over the years, and still does here and there, especially via his Chip character.
Have you seen Chip's latest hat, though? At least he strives for a level of creativity & brilliance in his comedic work that negates what an irreversibly outrageously massive faggot he is.
Chip was never supposed to be a visual character. His appeal was he was every idiot you ever met. Every shithead from grade school. Every 32 year old that you worked with when you were in high school. Once you give him a face, or make him a cartoon character (Dumbest thing Jim ever even tried to do, btw) then you take that away.
100% correct. The best character writers/creators know that the character's identity is best left ambiguous, so the listener/reader can fill in the blanks with details. Cartoon characters rarely have last names, and live in unnamed cities. Giving Chip a face took away your ability to be like "holy shit, Chip is fucking Bob, the boring asshole from work". Now it's just Jim with a hat.
I'm pretty sure that's how it grows. He talked about trying to grease it down when he was younger, going as far as not washing it for ages so it would stay "did".
Ohhhh that’s right, it’s because being a porn Star is miserable work, despite people like Sasha Grey insisting until her face turns blue that IT’S LIBERATING and I LOVE SEX.
I would feel sorry for Jim. I really would, since he worked so hard to get into shape and have a "swimmer's build", and all he ended up doing was accentuating his ugly fucking features.
But every fucking thing with the show now, it's all to fucking enable his god damn stupid cuckhold sex bullshit. Fuck OFF Jim. Nobody cares what you do. Fuck you for using what could have been a good show (without Sam) just to get stuff to jerk your dick too. Just fucking get a boyfriend.
The problem with Jim is that if you compliment him more about one positive aspect of his act; he'll drive it into the ground. If you criticize another part of his act; he'll just get defensive, claim that the fans shouldn't tell him how to do his job, and double down on the worst part of his act that we all hate.
He's so fucking weird in the way that he so psychotically seeks out "female energy" but is so apprehensive to cross the threshold. Honestly, I believe him when he says he's never tried or insinuated anything sexual with Lauren, Kelsey, Mary Jean, whoever.
I think he enjoys the pity or humiliation of being a lonely loser.
How serious are people with the gay thing, here? I'm serious because the evidence goes so back and forth with this guy. He does so much creepy cutesy crap around women that I see straight guys do in real life. If it's all an act it's a convincing one. He's been in straight relationships before. The opposing evidence is all the transexual stories, of course. And being a pay pig for that European trans. And then trying to pay for said person to come to America. Okay so in writing this I'm starting to convince myself but his life doesn't really seem to add up to anything besides "not completely straight."
I think Jim at his core is just a lonely, sexually confused guy. He constantly hates where he is in life, so how could he honestly love someone else? This guy collects autographs like it's given him a second-degree high of real stardom. Jim probably wants a stable relationship with a woman in his life, but has no idea how to be in one at this point. His cunty side would come out sooner or later and women will not put up with that. He probably "hid" that flaw with his sexual deviant personality, the same way Ant hid his shitty side with alcohol, guns, and Dice impressions.
Analyzing Jim is probably one of the dumbest things I could do this evening so whatever.
61 comments
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2018-04-23
What the fuck? The finger in the mouth pose is unforgivable
1 pyramiddust 2018-04-23
He’s gay, man. It’s cool
1 deegan258 2018-04-23
How serious are people with the gay thing, here? I'm serious because the evidence goes so back and forth with this guy. He does so much creepy cutesy crap around women that I see straight guys do in real life. If it's all an act it's a convincing one. He's been in straight relationships before. The opposing evidence is all the transexual stories, of course. And being a pay pig for that European trans. And then trying to pay for said person to come to America. Okay so in writing this I'm starting to convince myself but his life doesn't really seem to add up to anything besides "not completely straight."
I think Jim at his core is just a lonely, sexually confused guy. He constantly hates where he is in life, so how could he honestly love someone else? This guy collects autographs like it's given him a second-degree high of real stardom. Jim probably wants a stable relationship with a woman in his life, but has no idea how to be in one at this point. His cunty side would come out sooner or later and women will not put up with that. He probably "hid" that flaw with his sexual deviant personality, the same way Ant hid his shitty side with alcohol, guns, and Dice impressions.
Analyzing Jim is probably one of the dumbest things I could do this evening so whatever.
1 pyramiddust 2018-04-23
Jim’s gay, but you’re a faggot
1 deegan258 2018-04-23
We're posting on a sub dedicated to a defunct radio show. We're all faggots down here.
1 d4n4n 2018-04-23
Don't drag us down with you.
1 taint_stuffer 2018-04-23
Amen brothaman
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-04-23
I'll never understand the photos with celebrities thing. Aside from annoying your supposed heroes, it's not like anyone who sees the picture is going to think you're friends with them or something, only that they were nice enough to tolerate you for 10 seconds or so. Norton has worked with famous people & all but 3/4 of his collection is just him annoying famous people at airports. What the fuck is there to be proud of to the point of putting it on display as the main focal point of your crowdfunded home?
1 d4n4n 2018-04-23
He's just an obsessive freak. There's no rational justification for these things. The only thing worse than celebrity pictures are autographs.
1 Psych555 2018-04-23
He'll have a story concocted for each photo. How he met them and almost worked with them on some project because Jim and the celebrities are peers.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-04-23
fag
1 DickAction 2018-04-23
It depends on how you define the word "gay". If your definition is if the individual has sex with other men, then Jim is gay. If your definition is if the individual in question is exclusively attracted to men, Jim isn't gay.
He's somewhat bisexual, a term that has fallen out of favor.
1 Prosbora 2018-04-23
t. /r/opieandanthony
1 Doubleteamthesetits 2018-04-23
I always liked him in spite of his faggotry, but he's really tough to listen to now. Chip occasionally makes me laugh but Jim almost never does.
1 DickAction 2018-04-23
I always liked him because of his faggotry, however you're correct. There's something deeply unfunny about Jim these days.
Here's my shitty fan take on it: Jim is just dialing it in. He's taking his Sirius gig for granted and barely giving a fuck. No prep for interviews, too many interviews, and his lascivious self-indulgence getting in the way of the funny. Blah, blah, blah.
My honest take: He's mentally ill. We're seeing another version of the Fez breakdown. It's not theatrical like Fez's was, but it's probably similar.
Life can really suck. Jim has delivered tons of humor over the years, and still does here and there, especially via his Chip character.
1 Yaseetheo 2018-04-23
You know how repulsive you have to be for Mary Jean to make that face? Jesus christ.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-04-23
THE FUCK YOU SAY BITCH
1 breadmoccasin 2018-04-23
She looks like Easter Island.
1 TacolasCage 2018-04-23
Good lord! What the fuck is that?!
1 spacefairies 2018-04-23
your average pornstar ugly fucks
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-04-23
Maria Mars looks like the girl from Stranger Things.
1 Purplestahli 2018-04-23
Unga bunga
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-04-23
Ugh.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-04-23
Jim was always funny in spite of his douchiness. Now that he's not funny anymore, all we're left with is the douche.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-04-23
Have you seen Chip's latest hat, though? At least he strives for a level of creativity & brilliance in his comedic work that negates what an irreversibly outrageously massive faggot he is.
1 breadmoccasin 2018-04-23
Chip was never supposed to be a visual character. His appeal was he was every idiot you ever met. Every shithead from grade school. Every 32 year old that you worked with when you were in high school. Once you give him a face, or make him a cartoon character (Dumbest thing Jim ever even tried to do, btw) then you take that away.
1 hair-plug-assassin 2018-04-23
100% correct. The best character writers/creators know that the character's identity is best left ambiguous, so the listener/reader can fill in the blanks with details. Cartoon characters rarely have last names, and live in unnamed cities. Giving Chip a face took away your ability to be like "holy shit, Chip is fucking Bob, the boring asshole from work". Now it's just Jim with a hat.
1 all_copacetic 2018-04-23
I haven't seen anyone this friendzoned since Albert Brooks in Taxi Driver. Neither of those women will EVER fuck him
1 David_Tosk 2018-04-23
God was she hot in that
1 HappensHappen 2018-04-23
I don’t blame him for being infatuated with Kelsey; she’s adorable. But the following her around like a puppy thing is heartbreakingly pathetic.
Although to be fair, he’s apparently not only given up on Kelsey, but all women as well. bald faggot.
1 sanhozay1 2018-04-23
Is her urethra internal or external? This is a very important factor
1 Phkna1 2018-04-23
If you get friendzoned by a porn whore you put on the radio, then you should just be gay. Women are not for you.
1 hitch21 2018-04-23
He looks like he's had all the funny sucked out of him by trannies and a surgeon
1 Bronan_the_Brobarian 2018-04-23
Kirk Sinnamin is the real Jim Norton. Lil Yimmy is fake Colin Quinn
1 OldManGrizzle 2018-04-23
Kirk and AJ Poopyeshitz definitely did the butt sex in the Sirius bathroom.
Opie definitely has video.
1 David_Tosk 2018-04-23
AIDS. He had AIDS
1 MawBTS1989 2018-04-23
What's the deal with his gross chia pet hair? I've never seen anyone whose hair grows like that.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-04-23
He probably spikes / gels his terrible buzz cut to signify that he's got a 'rock edge'. He's the Kiss crazed comedian!!
Cornball faggot.
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-04-23
What? That is visibly not the case.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-04-23
Ol porcupine head isn't spiking his hair?
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-04-23
I'm pretty sure that's how it grows. He talked about trying to grease it down when he was younger, going as far as not washing it for ages so it would stay "did".
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-04-23
Norton lies a lot
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-04-23
I'm not disputing that, your theory is retarded though.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-04-23
Fuck with me, dude.
1 PennywiseAKAIT 2018-04-23
He brushes against the grain to give it some “body”
1 danTHEdick 2018-04-23
Jimmy Norton > Jeffrey Dahmer.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-04-23
Not a chance.
1 Reaktif 2018-04-23
Dahmer got to eat the dark meat. Worm never even came close
1 jsnoots 2018-04-23
Dahmer knew how to turn on the oven/stove, the worm has not figured it out yet.
1 HappensHappen 2018-04-23
Why does Mary Jean always look miserable?
Ohhhh that’s right, it’s because being a porn Star is miserable work, despite people like Sasha Grey insisting until her face turns blue that IT’S LIBERATING and I LOVE SEX.
Doth protesting too much cunt.
1 blue_magoo_62 2018-04-23
So liberating and empowering she had to change her name to do her line of work. Bitch you suck cock for money.
1 nunyobisnez 2018-04-23
Colin needs to tear down and expose this cocksucker one last time before his stents give out for good
1 PennywiseAKAIT 2018-04-23
I bet one of Jim’s lines to get Kelsey into bed was “Everyone’s going to think we ducked anyways”
1 Phkna1 2018-04-23
Except no one thinks she would fuck him.
1 Wolosocu 2018-04-23
If you Google "beta orbiter", Jim's picture is the first result.
1 eTm9000 2018-04-23
Why doesn't he just come out already
1 breadmoccasin 2018-04-23
I would feel sorry for Jim. I really would, since he worked so hard to get into shape and have a "swimmer's build", and all he ended up doing was accentuating his ugly fucking features.
But every fucking thing with the show now, it's all to fucking enable his god damn stupid cuckhold sex bullshit. Fuck OFF Jim. Nobody cares what you do. Fuck you for using what could have been a good show (without Sam) just to get stuff to jerk your dick too. Just fucking get a boyfriend.
1 godfathernik0 2018-04-23
Kelsey can get it
1 InHell1980 2018-04-23
The problem with Jim is that if you compliment him more about one positive aspect of his act; he'll drive it into the ground. If you criticize another part of his act; he'll just get defensive, claim that the fans shouldn't tell him how to do his job, and double down on the worst part of his act that we all hate.
1 HappensHappen 2018-04-23
Jim is at his most anxious when things are going well. If there are no problems, he creates them.
Self sabotaging, squirming, can’t-sit-still mental case.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-04-23
He's so fucking weird in the way that he so psychotically seeks out "female energy" but is so apprehensive to cross the threshold. Honestly, I believe him when he says he's never tried or insinuated anything sexual with Lauren, Kelsey, Mary Jean, whoever.
I think he enjoys the pity or humiliation of being a lonely loser.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-04-23
His characters are the only thing he still puts effort into.
1 Wu_Tang_Cam_Sex 2018-04-23
Aww
1 rag760 2018-04-23
I bet her vagina scabbed over, standing next to that bummer
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-04-23
He probably spikes / gels his terrible buzz cut to signify that he's got a 'rock edge'. He's the Kiss crazed comedian!!
Cornball faggot.
1 PennywiseAKAIT 2018-04-23
He brushes against the grain to give it some “body”
1 deegan258 2018-04-23
How serious are people with the gay thing, here? I'm serious because the evidence goes so back and forth with this guy. He does so much creepy cutesy crap around women that I see straight guys do in real life. If it's all an act it's a convincing one. He's been in straight relationships before. The opposing evidence is all the transexual stories, of course. And being a pay pig for that European trans. And then trying to pay for said person to come to America. Okay so in writing this I'm starting to convince myself but his life doesn't really seem to add up to anything besides "not completely straight."
I think Jim at his core is just a lonely, sexually confused guy. He constantly hates where he is in life, so how could he honestly love someone else? This guy collects autographs like it's given him a second-degree high of real stardom. Jim probably wants a stable relationship with a woman in his life, but has no idea how to be in one at this point. His cunty side would come out sooner or later and women will not put up with that. He probably "hid" that flaw with his sexual deviant personality, the same way Ant hid his shitty side with alcohol, guns, and Dice impressions.
Analyzing Jim is probably one of the dumbest things I could do this evening so whatever.
1 spacefairies 2018-04-23
your average pornstar ugly fucks