r/opieandanthony: Pathetic attempt to seek attention

In any other reasonable time in human history this wouldve happened and been celebrated. I don't mean that at all as hyperbole we lost a lot with our refusal of casual violence in any form.

1 PlugsandLifts 2018-04-23

He probably earned an extra long session of MKULTRA for it.

1 Anarox 2018-04-23

I bet he choose raiden or sumtin fawk yeah lighting and Shiz nit

1 Johnthemox 2018-04-23

I rather look at Medusa than that cunt

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-04-23

mythological yuma

1 WiretapStudios 2018-04-23

She's on his pay no mind list, as she should be for everyone.

1 helmet098 2018-04-23

He looks suicidal

1 Scoon916 2018-04-23

You are the first person in the history of time to start a sentence with "I love when Kanye"

1 LetsGoToThePhones 2018-04-23

I don't get what you're trying to say, sir.

1 Afriendlyamerican 2018-04-23

He's going after Kanye. Finally!

1 themostuniquenameguy 2018-04-23

My favourite part of this picture is that neither of them is even looking in her direction despite the fact that she is literally a foot away from them.

1 hair-plug-assassin 2018-04-23

Nobody looks at the help.

1 Carbonainducedcoma 2018-04-23

It’s favorite,you British douche.

1 lispychicken 2018-04-23

I am glad her career is tanking in every facet. Sure, she made her money, good for her. However her movies are now going right to VHS and her standup is being panned, and rightly so.

Goodbye, your 15 minutes were up a year ago.

1 ghostboy2x 2018-04-23

Hey old man, VHS is like two outdated formats ago

1 lispychicken 2018-04-23

Oh wow, look who has a lot of pocket change laying around to buy fancy stuff with...nobody likes a showoff.

be kind.rewind

1 zoogie778 2018-04-23

Yeah that fancypants ought to come down to the job site. I've been using the same thermos for 34 years!

1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-04-23

look at fancy lad with a thermos, I use my hands like a good blue collar man.

1 basedmattnigga7 2018-04-23

Look at fancy man with two hands. I lost both my hands when I dropped an engine block on them. Good luck driving to the hospital in a car with no engine.

1 theropers 2018-04-23

This is a normal Reddit joke thread and you have all humiliated yourselves.

1 Psych555 2018-04-23

The only thing missing is a series of puns.

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-04-23

I made some Big Puns but they're all in Deep Cover or sumthin tss

1 mikeyzee52679 2018-04-23

Twinz

1 enzo_trash 2018-04-23

comedy pyramid you dipfuck

1 DildoRenter 2018-04-23

comedy pyramid
comedy pyramid
comedy pyramid

1 cakehornnigga 2018-04-23

Should we get our pitchforks sharpened!!!! Boooooooooooooo

1 lispychicken 2018-04-23

I'm a regular Joe. I have my container of coffee, I head down to the docks. My boss is up my ass for this, I go home, my wife is on my ass for that...a guy can't win.

1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-04-23

oh regular joe! will you ever win?

1 lispychicken 2018-04-23

Hey, you know when I win? When the whistle blows on a Friday and I hop out of that crane and head down to O'Flannigan's for a cold one with the union boys. Janet puts some Springsteen on the jukebox, and all is right.

But the best, the best man...it's when my boy Tommy steps out onto that field with his glove. Looks just like me when I was his age, his grandfather would be proud. Sure he can't hit for shit, but he fields like a god damn Dominican infielder!

1 zoogie778 2018-04-23

Hey you and your dock workers union better watch out for my steamfitters union. We got that big softball game coming up and we're gonna wail on yous guys! Ah, I kid. First pitcher's on me pal!

1 lispychicken 2018-04-23

Ahh man you had me going! Strong grip ya got there, you dont need a wrench, amiright? Anyhow, names Butchie, this is my wife Cheryl, that little fella there is my boy Tommy, and over there...in shorts that ARE FAR TOO SHORT god damnit Cheryl I told ya she wud'nt allowed to wear that out here around these guys. Anyhows, dats my daughter Megan.

Good luck at the game, you fellas are gonna need it!

1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2018-04-23

JOE: LINDA AND THE BOYS ARE COMING WITH ME FOR THE BBQ THIS WEEKEND. SHOULD WE BRING ANYTHING?

-Don

1 holodog 2018-04-23

he is a Dominican if you get what I'm saying.

1 Stud_beaner_69 2018-04-23

Yeah, fuck that guy. Guess what I have on VHS...T2!

1 lispychicken 2018-04-23

Do you have a 4-head VCR?

1 RBuddCumia 2018-04-23

Are you waiting for those two bums to come fix you VCR?

1 LarryKleist711 2018-04-23

VCR's fetch a lot of money on Ebay. It's an easy flip. Not sure why.

1 CuckECheese 2018-04-23

VHS collectors are a niche subculture but we're out there. And we need VCRs. Because otherwise you just gotta look at the box and imagine what the movie is like.

1 WiretapStudios 2018-04-23

Hack frauds, the lot of them.

1 Burnin_Embers 2018-04-23

She’s essentially become the female Dane Cook.

1 lispychicken 2018-04-23

I still like Dane :/

1 Burnin_Embers 2018-04-23

Dane is a far more likable person, but their careers have strikingly similar peaks and nosedives.

1 Bronan_the_Brobarian 2018-04-23

Back when I was a teenage fan of stand up, Dane was the first person who's material I thought was hack. Followed by Russell Peters and Jeff Dunham, but the point is even stupid me knew Dane sucked. And I had no idea what O&A were.

1 fokm 2018-04-23

Thanks for pointing out Russell Peters. Jeff Dunham at least has the ventriloquism talent. Russell Peters literally recycles old jokes.

I met Russell and thought he was a very nice guy, but he's also one of the biggest hacks out there. I'm still amazed at the level of success he achieved.

1 Safetyinwords 2018-04-23

Ant?

1 lechocco 2018-04-23

It's more like she did what ppl like her usually do. Move in, undermine whatever it is they are part of and cash in as much $ out of it as possible.

It's hard to deny she's weakened modern feminism more than about any one else I can think of. She's like a meme at this point.

1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-04-23

I have literally went to hating Kanye about 10 years ago to now he is one of my favorite people in culture.

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-04-23

He's a pro at keeping himself in the news.

1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-04-23

Kim's titattttys looking like torpedos

1 TheSeaDevil 2018-04-23

Rightfully paying her no mind. She's isn't even worth a second glance.

1 DickSlit 2018-04-23

Kim could have won me over if she dug here heel into the bovine's hoof as she walked by.

1 enzo_trash 2018-04-23

she could have saved both their dwindling careers in such a move

1 magicjohnsonpositivy 2018-04-23

I would've loved her forever

1 magicjohnsonpositivy 2018-04-23

That's the point stupid.

1 magicjohnsonpositivy 2018-04-23

Yeah I know. I'm a faggot

1 cro-magnon_sam 2018-04-23

Tits would do that to stern and his wife at the red carpet.

1 ThatNiggaDre 2018-04-23

The slow burn long decay of Kim Kardashian's looks from Phat little Mediterranean piglet into chubby Dominican/Korean wife is why women are miserable. They know their days are numbered from birth.

1 nhlroyalty 2018-04-23

that kardashian thing is fucking awful too

1 tranthonycumiashow 2018-04-23

The video of her little fall was so embarrassing to watch.

1 DougmanWGodspeed 2018-04-23

“I’ve McFallen!”

Oh wait, I’m thinking of another unfunny pig.

1 3stepsbackward 2018-04-23

Kim should have pulled an Opie and kicked that dog in the liver.

1 chronik-skitzi 2018-04-23

is this a real photo

1 Trueduhtective 2018-04-23

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG654mpR3FA

1 jtormeyx 2018-04-23

Amy's drunk. Again.

1 jtormeyx 2018-04-23

It would be funny if a guy lifted her dress and did her from behind.

1 ghandicumia 2018-04-23

Just like that episode of black mirror

1 ghandicumia 2018-04-23

Disgusting jew

1 link_nukem28 2018-04-23

wow, Kim is looking haggard

1 AngryShutin82 2018-04-23

Looking for truffles

1 ThePittsburgher 2018-04-23

Look she lost her funny.

1 ChippahhhTss 2018-04-23

Highly symbolic of their careers

1 SugarInMyMeatPi 2018-04-23

Based yeezy refusing to give that cow attention

1 tonybygodcole 2018-04-23

I don't know who is worse, this pig or Bert Kreischer. Either way, I hope they both die soon.

1 DildoRenter 2018-04-23

This was like 4 years ago.
She stole sloppy-boobed Jennifer Lawrence's bit.

1 Monster_Dong 2018-04-23

She even steals bits from hacky youtubers. God I hope she ends up with a repuatation worse than Carlos Mencia.

1 ThatNiggaDre 2018-04-23

You mean the bit from the 1990's where Tom Green and the guys from Jackass would jump onto the floor to get reactions?

1 zoogie778 2018-04-23

Yeah that fancypants ought to come down to the job site. I've been using the same thermos for 34 years!

1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-04-23

look at fancy lad with a thermos, I use my hands like a good blue collar man.

1 lispychicken 2018-04-23

I'm a regular Joe. I have my container of coffee, I head down to the docks. My boss is up my ass for this, I go home, my wife is on my ass for that...a guy can't win.

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-04-23

I made some Big Puns but they're all in Deep Cover or sumthin tss

1 LarryKleist711 2018-04-23

VCR's fetch a lot of money on Ebay. It's an easy flip. Not sure why.

1 WiretapStudios 2018-04-23

Hack frauds, the lot of them.

1 Leofan7 2018-04-23

I've McFallen!

1 Stud_beaner_69 2018-04-23

Yeah, fuck that guy. Guess what I have on VHS...T2!

Pathetic attempt to seek attention

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