Imagine a titanic capsizing, limited space on the lifeboats incident where someone suggests one of these healthy, athletic youngsters deserves a lifeboat spot instead of him. He'd be seething.
Hopefully it turns into a cruise horror story where the vessel gets rocked by a rogue wave, takes on water, and is left adrift without power or plumbing. Rivers of shit flowing down every cabin hallway. They have to throw all the booze overboard to tread water and Anthony is forced to be sober.
Anthony would begin seizing as he shits for the millionth time in a row and writhe around the shit river, essentially rendering him invisible because hes not people.
You would think if he liked sharing his opinions he would have tried to keep his multi million dollar radio job or making sure his waynes world show worked
The leisure time motivates him to plug in further, and be more visible on the grid. Even if he went to that pedophile island and was raping/sacrificing children among the world elite, he would still document every trace of his vacation activity on Twitter.
One of his tweets shows him in a coach seat but he's claiming it's a first class seat. I don't really ever seeing a first class cabin with three wide seating.....
He tweeted pictures showing that he was drinking and watching an episode of The Sopranos on the plane
How does he not get depressed reliving the same life, telling the same jokes, making the same references and watching the same films and television episodes every single day
How does he not get depressed reliving the same life, telling the same jokes, making the same references and watching the same films and television episodes every single day
And off he goes on a trip that will surely cost him thousands to sit by a pool/ocean to drink and endlessly tweet mean things about liberals and coloreds....makes you wonder why he doesn't just stay home and save his money.
He could spend the same amount of money or less and go to Bermuda or Jamaica and not have to be trapped in a boat full of bacteria and infectious diseases. On the other hand he'd be trapped on an island where the ruling majority isn't white. Does he think they will put him in a pot and cook him?
just wash it all away anthony.. get away from all the drama and hassle and worries, watch it shrink to a dot on the horizon... ahh... then immediately log on twitter and get involved with it again
I assume Missy is going on the cruise with him just like Stetten, Dani went before her. Missy must realize there is no future in that relationship. I guess some women just like trading their future for free drinks and tacky cruise vacations.
Works (barely) two hours a day for 4 days just talking about the same fuckin shit daily. I guess talking about 70s television and quoting Godfather and The Sopranos gets tiring.
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1 PhilipMarma 2018-04-23
Standby for drunken tweets from a ship, possibly braggadocious pics of a “deluxe” suite.
1 ShittyShittyShitdick 2018-04-23
And him taking pics of black people playing basketball with the caption "savages".
1 rahtin 2018-04-23
They're not people!
1 multiplesifl 2018-04-23
Tell them to behave!
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-04-23
of black kids playing basketball on a paid cruise and still getting angry at them
1 McGowan9 2018-04-23
Enraged by healthy youngsters enjoying some competitive sports while punishing his decrepit old body further with drugs and alcohol. Sad.
1 Rainbowuser13 2018-04-23
Now that sounds like one of my vacations......
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-04-23
Imagine a titanic capsizing, limited space on the lifeboats incident where someone suggests one of these healthy, athletic youngsters deserves a lifeboat spot instead of him. He'd be seething.
1 boring_oneliner 2018-04-23
i can understand being rich and an addict, but why alcohol? puzzles me
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-04-23
Why not both? He's missing out on all that polysubstance goodness
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-04-23
Seriously. Cocaine and whiskey is way more classy than xans and bud light.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-04-23
or meth and beer. still white trash but more fun
1 boogsuge 2018-04-23
I never knew I was such a high class gentleman.
1 swxxtz 2018-04-23
fancy shmancy
1 jofreal 2018-04-23
Hopefully it turns into a cruise horror story where the vessel gets rocked by a rogue wave, takes on water, and is left adrift without power or plumbing. Rivers of shit flowing down every cabin hallway. They have to throw all the booze overboard to tread water and Anthony is forced to be sober.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-04-23
That's mean-spurited!
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-04-23
Anthony would begin seizing as he shits for the millionth time in a row and writhe around the shit river, essentially rendering him invisible because hes not people.
1 Clamdilicus 2018-04-23
And he's shit colored
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-04-23
ME: THAT'S THE BIT!!
1 Rainbowuser13 2018-04-23
That would be awesome if his cruise turned into the USS Vomit.
1 Cumias_folicles 2018-04-23
Cruises are such a white trash vacation. Even Marion goes on one every year.
1 enzo_trash 2018-04-23
Cruises are just an excuse to cheat on your spouse while your other spouse is passed out.
I hate families who have the nerve to bring their children with with them
many molestations must go down on these claustrophobic vacations
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-04-23
Of all the terrifying tweets to report, this is truly the most frightening. Stay safe, friends!
1 stickybahleg 2018-04-23
I hope he is going to jump
1 MrCocklefroth 2018-04-23
His twitter addiction is frightening, he has to tweet sitting on a plane during takeoff. What a boring gimp.
1 ghandicumia 2018-04-23
You would think if he liked sharing his opinions he would have tried to keep his multi million dollar radio job or making sure his waynes world show worked
1 GullibleGilbert 2018-04-23
Ants world Ants world geriatric time shit in my pants!
1 Viking_Lordbeast 2018-04-23
diddle-o diddle-o diddle-o...
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-04-23
That would involve effort
1 maloonigans 2018-04-23
and he's acting like he's going to not tweet from the cruise
1 DryTeeth 2018-04-23
He fucking tweets like an angry teenaged boy.
Later, fuckers.
YOU'RE 58 YRS OLD!!!!
1 bhp5 2018-04-23
Ant's comments on his last visit to his mother
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-04-23
Taking a vacation from his perpetual vacation? Niggers really have no work ethic.
1 Ant_Sucks 2018-04-23
The landscape is as smooth and pleasing to the eye as his face.
1 AngryHugo 2018-04-23
Looks like Mr Multi-Million Dollar Empire can't afford first class anymore.
1 Kalikhead 2018-04-23
Back in economy and obscurity with you!
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-04-23
The poor guy who lets Antwan onto a plane is probably sweating the whole time until it lands safely at its destination.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-04-23
It's the World Trade Center. Nobody calls it the Freedom Tower other than Fox News anchors.
1 hoohootellemkeith 2018-04-23
Oh hey another fellow New Yorker. What say we head over to Sbarro’s for a slice?
1 TheElDan 2018-04-23
Hey I’m walkin’ heaaahhhh!
1 boring_oneliner 2018-04-23
aaah what Sbarros fuhgedabout it ya godda go to Tony Di gammibollios on 42nd and 7, get the extra, tell Vincenco that Big Nose sent ya!
1 Hanarable 2018-04-23
Flat earth
1 HappensHappen 2018-04-23
Calling people "fuckers" and flipping off the camera when someone takes your picture.
White fucking trash.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-04-23
Graduated from the school of hard knocks!!!
1 Reaktif 2018-04-23
Sue’s school of hard knockers
1 Rainbowuser13 2018-04-23
No shit.Even Jonny Rotten gave up that shtick in the 80's.
1 1qw1qw1 2018-04-23
good. he's finally doing what a retired 60 year old should do: traveling, relaxing, staying off the internet, experiencing new things, and.... oh
1 PhilipMarma 2018-04-23
“It’s a very predictable situAtion”
1 boring_oneliner 2018-04-23
double fisting screwdrivers
1 maloonigans 2018-04-23
how many times can you watch the same show over and over again
1 1qw1qw1 2018-04-23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3fk0R6VzCA
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-04-23
A lot.
1 Psych555 2018-04-23
I'm watching The Wire for the ∞th time and it's still great.
1 Clamdilicus 2018-04-23
Who's sitting next to him, is she old enough to drink?
1 trunky 2018-04-23
Using the device speakers instead of headphones in a public place. Classy.
1 jofreal 2018-04-23
The leisure time motivates him to plug in further, and be more visible on the grid. Even if he went to that pedophile island and was raping/sacrificing children among the world elite, he would still document every trace of his vacation activity on Twitter.
1 Axelfolly 2018-04-23
Good thing Artie is getting a vacation, he really needed a break from those long work weeks
1 SalesCunt129 2018-04-23
Heroin never rests.
1 Axelfolly 2018-04-23
Jew broad fights Dracula's
1 psudude66 2018-04-23
One of his tweets shows him in a coach seat but he's claiming it's a first class seat. I don't really ever seeing a first class cabin with three wide seating.....
1 insertclevereference 2018-04-23
And since when are first class seats that far back from the wing?
1 David_Tosk 2018-04-23
US domestic "first" is barely international economy plus.
1 Cumia_Box 2018-04-23
He's taking a "vacation" to Thailand ala Todd. Or whoever the pedo host was.
1 Pale_Pen15 2018-04-23
John or Jeff
1 i_saw_nothing 2018-04-23
They're two guys...
1 TheAmazingAsshole2 2018-04-23
No doubt an Epstein flight.
1 maynardsabeast 2018-04-23
"Later fuckers, as soon as this thing lands in 5 hours I'll be back incessantly tweeting like a 15 year old girl"
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-04-23
Imagine the horror of the businessman his age next to him in a sport coat and loafers reading the Wall street journal.
Why is this man taking photos out the window???
1 TacoTrots 2018-04-23
I hope he gets some quality rest and relaxation.
Someone who "works" as hard as he does deserves it.
1 Peckas1 2018-04-23
If Mohammed Atta had twitter....
1 lowend73 2018-04-23
That buttfucker going to Thailand.
1 TheBlueAwning 2018-04-23
What happened to that First Class $$$?
1 wifflebb 2018-04-23
That is first class. On a shitty airline like Delta.
1 TheBlueAwning 2018-04-23
Since when is a seat behind the wings first?
1 wifflebb 2018-04-23
It's in front of the wing. It just looks like it's behind the wing.
1 97Dabs2THAface 2018-04-23
He's clearly in front of the wing, moron.
1 lemmeclickdat22 2018-04-23
Delta is pretty much the top domestic carrier
1 wifflebb 2018-04-23
And their first class is shit.
1 lemmeclickdat22 2018-04-23
I didn’t mean in terms of revenue (though I think they are). They are regularly ranked by customers as one of the best
1 wifflebb 2018-04-23
Ok did you see the picture of his first class cabin?
1 lemmeclickdat22 2018-04-23
Yeah but isn’t everything relative? Yes it’s shit, but most airlines are worse
1 lemskroob 2018-04-23
This motherfucker is sitting next to the engine. Thats Economy+ at best, not even Business Class.
1 wifflebb 2018-04-23
I reported him for not putting his phone on airplane mode.
1 lemskroob 2018-04-23
Looks like a JetBlue E190 aircraft. My guess is he is on the 07:27AM to exotic West Palm Beach
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-04-23
Someone travels too much
1 lemskroob 2018-04-23
apparently i was wrong, and its Delta.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2018-04-23
He tweeted pictures showing that he was drinking and watching an episode of The Sopranos on the plane
How does he not get depressed reliving the same life, telling the same jokes, making the same references and watching the same films and television episodes every single day
1 dropngo 2018-04-23
Alzheimer's, most likely.
1 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2018-04-23
And off he goes on a trip that will surely cost him thousands to sit by a pool/ocean to drink and endlessly tweet mean things about liberals and coloreds....makes you wonder why he doesn't just stay home and save his money.
1 Yaseetheo 2018-04-23
He's a certain kind of rich.
1 Yaseetheo 2018-04-23
Who the fuck would retweet that? Guess his balls were a little bit dry.
1 scorezman 2018-04-23
Call Homeland Security ASAP!
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-04-23
He could spend the same amount of money or less and go to Bermuda or Jamaica and not have to be trapped in a boat full of bacteria and infectious diseases. On the other hand he'd be trapped on an island where the ruling majority isn't white. Does he think they will put him in a pot and cook him?
1 LamarThePotato 2018-04-23
Going to SoCal to see his people.
1 jeffersonsexmouth 2018-04-23
ALLAH AKBAR! ALLAH AKBAR! ALLAH AKBAR!
1 3stepsbackward 2018-04-23
He's going on the lam before the FBI closes in on him. Lam, of course, being how he refers to Sue.
1 RBuddCumia 2018-04-23
Everyone get ready for Ant cruise tweets where he complains about old people and blacks on the ship.
1 dropngo 2018-04-23
So...he's going to complain about himself and himself?
1 RBuddCumia 2018-04-23
Threw you an assist.
1 tranthonycumiashow 2018-04-23
Oh wow, look at him flying on a plane.
1 Spokker 2018-04-23
What happened to him...
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-04-23
just wash it all away anthony.. get away from all the drama and hassle and worries, watch it shrink to a dot on the horizon... ahh... then immediately log on twitter and get involved with it again
1 Mu_Scevich 2018-04-23
Cumia doing the ol' fuck off for his birthday week? Now where will I be able to catch the latest black crime stats?
1 Uboat1940 2018-04-23
I assume Missy is going on the cruise with him just like Stetten, Dani went before her. Missy must realize there is no future in that relationship. I guess some women just like trading their future for free drinks and tacky cruise vacations.
1 Peckas1 2018-04-23
She might suddenly "appear" on his will as he's carted off into his navy ship.
1 SoreNun 2018-04-23
Illiterate mug needs to learn to use commas, tho
1 MandibulofacialWeil 2018-04-23
Back to Africa?
1 suchanjv 2018-04-23
>Later fuckers.
HAHAHA
As if he's going to turn his phone/Twitter off.
1 mrheh 2018-04-23
Lmao broke ass flying commercial. NetJets or gtfo
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-04-23
He's acting exactly like someone who's never flown before.
1 TacolasCage 2018-04-23
Works (barely) two hours a day for 4 days just talking about the same fuckin shit daily. I guess talking about 70s television and quoting Godfather and The Sopranos gets tiring.
1 Clamdilicus 2018-04-23
And he's shit colored
1 dropngo 2018-04-23
So...he's going to complain about himself and himself?