The Cumias, two peas in a pod.

41  2018-04-22 by lolercakesmcgee

28 comments

Added a bunch of extra words to that saying.

And mostly redundant additions at that.

He defines redundant.

He's a real dunder head, am I right, gang?

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If brevity is the soul of wit, what is it to add unnecessary fluff and overly-complicate a simple, yet powerful adage?

How Many times did I visit my dying mother ?

Does he mean talking shit to celebrities and getting his account shut down?

It’s an ongoing battle for me to determine who is the more gutless between them. Joe is dumber so he’s probably tougher, but not by much. They’re both a couple of old marshmallows.

One gives the other free handouts so there's your answer

One gives the other free handoutsjobs so there's your answer

Ant is worse. At least Joe cooked for soldiers on the USS Lexington and has also been victorious in a court of law

Also one vehemently denies being a paedophile, while the other has been broadcast to millions confessing he'd go as low as 13.

Joe never denied being a pedophile, but never admitted it like Ant has.

Jimmy stowed away on the USS Lexington Steele.

Marshmallows are white though

Nice definition, stupid

Remember you can bring a horse to water for a drink but sometimes they don't want to.

Vurry good

That's not the definition of insanity.

It is however a quote from far cry 3. Joe does strike me as a video game villain now that I think about it.

The definition of insanity is repeating the horseshit definition of insanity you overheard thirdhand over and over again.

He has to be trolling at this point

He just played Far Cry 3 at Ants house and it blew his mind

When one door closes on you before you enter through it, another one opens, like, somewhere else.

at least kids these days don’t smoke crack with moms.

Every man dies some time but not all of those men really live life while they are alive.

If you don't succeed the first time you try, keep on trying subsequent times until you are successful.

quoted by every fucking moron under the sun. Joe thinks hes a deep thinker

"Okay, Do you have a fucking problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? Fuck you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed you once already... and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?"

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It is however a quote from far cry 3. Joe does strike me as a video game villain now that I think about it.

The definition of insanity is repeating the horseshit definition of insanity you overheard thirdhand over and over again.