How many years until Ant joins the Navy and sails on the USS Lady Di?

28  2018-04-22 by 1475315963

His brain has to be reaching critical levels of wetness

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When he succumbs to the korsakoff syndrome, Fred and the gang will just keep playing poker while he rots. The smell in the basement can't get any worse.

Korsakoff

Is that the name of the cough he has?

Vurry vurry Good.

ohhh so it's Korsakoff cough syndrome got it

Cumia's 56, I say he'll be in Lady Di territory by 64 - 66, which is a couple of years shorter than when his mom started to go. He's already twitchy, and he's getting feebler by the year the last 2-3 years.

How many beers a day was Lady Di up to before she reenlisted?

I think she was 2-3 beers in by the time she got up and called the show whenever that happened

Like 7-9am.

I imagine Ant gets up and does his show, then goes home and drinks for about 12 hours, so he might not start as early, but he's probably up longer and drinking more

No doubt.

How many beers was I up to before I reenlisted? Uhhhhhh 3.

The only Nam the cumias partm took in was Nambla

Alcoholics who manage to force one or two meals a day down their sorry throats tend to hold out a bit longer in the total mental and physical deterioration stakes.

Toss pots like Di and Anthony both seem to be the type who get 90-95% of their daily calories from booze. At the end of the scale you have the boozebags like a pal of mine's dad, who used to drink a glass of milk in the morning to line his stomach, before steadily drinking brandy all day. His was not a good death.

Yeah both my grandparents basically bled out from cirrhosis. I only wish the same pleasures on Mr. Cumia

How old was his dad when he croaked? 56?

Months.