Weekly Free-For-All Thread: April 22, 2018

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1  late_50s_why 2018-04-22

sock cuckaz!

1  Dagidugidai 2018-04-22

Verne Troyer may have had the body of a hairless pug dog, but he had the name of a 7 foot tall basketball player

1  Dagidugidai 2018-04-22

about a month ago I shit my pants, like, full turd, in a parking lot

1  NortheastPhilly 2018-04-22

I shit my pants like twice a year

1  shimshammcgraw 2018-04-22

What lead up to this?

1  ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2018-04-22

Someone should try to fuck Fred’s cheating wife and then tweet the pictures to the compound members.

1  tonybygodcole 2018-04-22

Well that's going to be next to impossible seeing as everyone here, including me, is a faggot.

1  KillerKuhn 2018-04-22

https://youtu.be/M9pqezxFfgs

1  LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2018-04-22

I was hiking down a trail one day when I came upon a girl getting her pussy licked by a guy. She was totally bare bottomed with a shirt on. They must have both been in their 30's and pretty far into the woods. I think they wanted to get caught. I just hollered out that I wouldn't look as I walked past, but of course I did; she was a blonde with a really pink pussy. What would everyone here have done in that situation?

1  myRrribz 2018-04-22

Thrown rocks and dog turds at them.

1  LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2018-04-22

It was a nature preserve, no dogs or their throwable poop allowed.

1  Dagidugidai 2018-04-22

Jacked off while burning myself with cigarettes

1  CuntyShitFucker 2018-04-22

fuck the guys mouth

1  RSC-Tuff 2018-04-22

I hike with my video camera and I'm well-aware of my rights to film on Forest Service land.

1  Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-04-22

Next time that happens, watch and jerk off until the dude robs you.

1  NortheastPhilly 2018-04-22

Yeah I'm all for democracy. Ya know I think like ya know we got these celebrities running around like ya know Sheryl Crow, Kim Basinger, Susan Sarandon, Robin Radzinski. They should all be bukkaked ya know, sprayed down with my sperm

1  ItsScorchhhh 2018-04-22

Wow, brown people are just the worst

1  1475315963 2018-04-22

REMOVE DANNY ROSS FROM THE LINKS SECTION

1  Dagidugidai 2018-04-22

I got in trouble last night for using the wrong pronoun for a gender neutral person, I called her a she instead of a they. I asked if I could use "one" instead of "they" because "they" feels like I'm talking to Legion. My coworkers said no, and proceeded to pretend I don't exist.

1  redtheftauto 2018-04-22

Does this unit have a gender?

1  Dagidugidai 2018-04-22

Their sex is female, but they prefer not to have a gender, which is fine by me. I don't give a fuck.

1  UhLookHereMan 2018-04-22

pro-tip: gender neutral people are always, ALWAYS women, usually lesbians.

1  SugarInMyMeatPi 2018-04-22

Little jimmy the slug finally became a cop

https://twitter.com/SlicSpud/status/988081511546130432?s=20

1  anonimescu 2018-04-22

I think some good vibes are in order, blast this the next time you're in your Jaaag with your favorite passable boy in a dress https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30xrMwaz-9c

1  humanmeat 2018-04-22

re: Norman calling Seinfeld a Kiek today ... I was listening to the replay and I noticed they cleanly cut that part out

https://youtu.be/NF3pGgyh0ss?t=1h1m52s

1  GullibleGilbert 2018-04-22

/u/theblueawning I don't know if this is the right time but you should really put out some opie stories now!

1  throwawaymanthrows 2018-04-22

I think we're being silly with the antisemitism. It feels very forced and edgelord-ish to me.

1  dom6502 2018-04-22

I don't think there's nearly enough mocking of Opie for the Westwood one lie(s)

1  staypositivenj 2018-04-22

Okay so I’ve realized Jim is such a drain on the show. I really enjoy Sam/Travis/Troy because there’s a natural dynamic. Jim and Sam want wildly different shows.

big time actor walks in

Sam: so let’s talk about this movie of yours, i watched it last night.

Jim: how do you prepare for roles, because i do xyz...probably why I’m so successful HAHA!

Also Jim: i have to piss and eat eggs

I can’t stand sams wrestling shit but i prefer his version of the show. Jim wants it to be O&A from 15 years ago.

1  EdguhMellencamp 2018-04-22

I consider it a responsibility to downvote this shitty thread every week.

1  anonimescu 2018-04-22

New rule: a user may be unbanned if he records himself playing a CONVINCING rendition of Pendulum by the band Foundry. Video footage needed.

I want to hear that gitano faggetone whippinghuskies dirty spanish accent.

1  oooBeta_Libraeooo 2018-04-22

Yesterday, Sam admitted to Bennington that he has zero talent. Once that dogshit show is cancelled, Sam is completely career dead.

1  enzo_trash 2018-04-22

just got out of jail, cop used some excessive force in a disorderly conduct arrest without ever telling me i was being arrested or detained or he was a cop (no badge, wearing weird green outfit), brutally dislocated my elbow by flipping me onto the ground. wrote in his report I pushed him and resist arrest (because no one goes to the hospital on a disorderly with a torn arm unless the cop fucked up)

spent 10 hours in the hospital, got shot with ketamine (which turns out is awesome), morphine, and that shit michael jackson died from

they took me from the hospital to jail, let me out in 3 hours because they “rejected the case”

im gonna that that city money like chris stanley cause I got it on tape

jews rule

1  KingDonaldTrump 2018-04-22

Scientists cared more about this dying spider than Ant cared about his dying mother.

1  Cender_ 2018-04-22

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1  shimshammcgraw 2018-04-22

Watch the documentary tickle for some amazingly creepy weirdness. Rich dude pays young fit guys to competitively tickle, releases the videos against their will and harassed the shit out of them.