Norton's obsession with self preservation is the peak of his narcissism

60  2018-04-22 by Jarvismcjigglesteins

From analyzing his own feces to scowling & screeching at helpless minimum wage workers over inadequate smoothie cup sizes, what is it about this weasel faggot that he feels warrants his continued existence so critically?

Open & honest discussion welcome.

32 comments

It all makes sense if you remember he's gay. He's just a ditzy, spoiled queen.

And he’s extremely superficial. It seems like every old fag I’ve seen always have the priorities of a teenager.

Gay men are almost always extremely narcissistic. You're not allowed to really mention or acknowledge it but they are.

Gay men are almost always extremely narcissistic.

& yet they possess the bodies of men with the personalities of teenage girls, the worst of both worlds.

Ha. He really is.

I feel terrible for Fez. Whatley and Norton would be a real power couple.

I don't understand how you how hold your own shit an inch away from your nose take a whiff and go about your day like normal

It’s probably pretty easy if your shit don’t stink.

Ok picture this you're at your accountants office, you had a good year. You excuse yourself and use the restroom, bring soiled toilet paper up to your nostrils, sniff and somehow you don't have the compulsion to kill yourself. I can't imagine the rest of that afternoon taking place without announcing it to everyone.

Nothing to say except that this is what a godless life eventually leads to.

dat muthafucka needs Jesus ya'll!

Clean your room. Slay those dragons.

He needs to accept Allah & embrace the extremist Sunni sect known as Wahhabism, then & only then will Jimmy act like a man.

But Ricky is an afeeeist, so Jimmy has to be an afeeeist! It’s not weird to pin your eternal lot to someone who forgot you’re alive.

You get that he's a comedian and radio host and sometimes comedians and radio hosts make up things they think are interesting to talk about, right?

Oh I get it now, he's just pretending to be an insufferable self obsessed absolute faggot.

Thanks dude.

He's just trying to belong, that's all. Fitness is trendy with young women right now.

open and honest: is jimmy 'loaded'? i've seen people here say it, but i don't think he makes a ton of money like O & A does he?

He's loaded with super AIDS

He’s got more than us, I’d say he’s bringing in regional Panera manager money easily.

We can only hope to be promoted to that prestigious title. Then and only then will we be soup and sandwich kings!

Remember when Club Soda Kenny worked for Norton and other comics goofed on him.Why does he need a bodyguard? Ha Haha .

hooooleeeeeeeee shhhhhhhhhhhhhit

This is by far the cringiest, most damning thing he's pulled. It makes me want to spit in his face. What a fucking faggot.

Jimmy was likely overprotected and over-coddled as a kid (a form of abuse - perfectionism in the parents and the unrealistic expectations of a child)

There's also the chance he was diddled at a young age.

I know we all make fun of yimmy, and he has become hate-able, but his insecurities almost certainly stem from his inconsistent feedback from his parents (most likely smothering then ignoring lil yimmy), and childhood trauma. He has to have something 'wrong' with him all the time, because it's like he doesn't exist otherwise. Yelling at people below him is a way to release pent up anger and frustration that he couldn't express while younger. He should talk to someone qualified about his neediness, compulsions etc.

fancy talk for saying norton is an old queen.

Maybe he was perfectly diddled?

Doesn't he actually see a psychologist on a regular basis? I think that's been the case for over 10 years now.

No idea, but i'd wager that if he does he's probably been trying to find a cure for his imaginary alcoholism. It's common for people with psychological issues to seek therapy for something unrelated because they know something isn't right, but can't put their finger on it.

Jimmy overprotected? By the parents who weren’t around while he was being raped, molested and mouth fucked? Those things all happened on their “watch.”

Actually, parents often overprotect and coddle their children to undermine their individuality and independence, so they'll always have to rely on mummy and daddy, which gives mummy and daddy a purpose and sense of importance in their otherwise vacuous lives. Jimmy lived with his parents till his 30s, unless i'm mistaken.

That old bat that has no hobbies but bases her whole identity on being a 'good mother', that's the kind of person i'm talking about.

Parents like this rarely take into consideration the needs of their children and see them merely as extensions of themselves. They are both too distant emotionally and at the same time controlling, and often leave the child in dangerous situations because they don't actually care about the child. If they child gets hurt and comes running back, that's exactly what the parent wants. It's a sick form of emotional incest and abuse, and Jimmy reeks of it unfortunately for him.

Well when you have HIV you do have to take certain health precautions.

Don't forget Jimmy is completely nude when he does the shit smell check. I'll never understand that!

Oh I get it now, he's just pretending to be an insufferable self obsessed absolute faggot.

Thanks dude.

No idea, but i'd wager that if he does he's probably been trying to find a cure for his imaginary alcoholism. It's common for people with psychological issues to seek therapy for something unrelated because they know something isn't right, but can't put their finger on it.