Lauded Kickable Verne Troyer Fucking Dies

24  2018-04-21 by Single_Action_Army

14 comments

It's so sad when you have to buy a children's casket

I'm sorry, I'm new here: which violent member of the Cumia Cartel is this quote attributed to?

Shut up faggot

Boy, you really straightened ME out!

You still haven’t shut up

Kuhn, comment.

It's clear you highly respected the man. I'm sorry for your loss.

Fucking asshole,alcohol =wieght dumb fuckin midget.

Big if not slurred

Language.

No really, language?

I watched his sextape. He had a surprisingly big cock. It was still very small of course. But it was much bigger than you'd expect it to be.

Either way, it was both hilarious and grotesque. RIP.

My ringtone is him cumming. Rest easy, little feller.

Good

He died falling out of the tree he bakes cookies in

"Remembering Verne Troyer"

aww yeah remember when he drank an entire beer on surreal life and was hammered all night

"Remembering Verne Troyer"

aww yeah remember when he drank an entire beer on surreal life and was hammered all night

Please don’t say kickable. Not because it’s offensive. Because Opie came up with that term.

My ringtone is him cumming. Rest easy, little feller.