If I can be serious for a moment, /u/GeoffreyArnold is a midget and a cock sucker and I wish him a lifetime of bullying. It is my sexual fantasy to take his hat off of his head and hold it just out of his reach as he jumps at it enraged.
Who is that guy? I clicked on his profile, and all his activity is in the subreddit "short". It's hilarious. They are over there talking about organizing and protesting for "short" rights. To be respected as much as the "heightists", it was a shocking display that I thought was a parody account but is legit.
That's how Austin Powers killed him in the movie that will be forever remembered as his legacy and greatest accomplishment. He had some good lines in that one if I remember correctly.
i'm glad this guy is dead because i watched a youtube video of him making his favorite sandwich ever and it was disgusting and it still makes me feel sick when i remember it. i mean, two pieces of dry toast with peanut butter and whatever on it, then a whole egg mushed up into it, then the whole mess stuffed inside his haunted tennis ball looking head. plus watching him make the thing is infuriating because it takes him like 45 minutes. anyway, rest in peace verne, you were a good fellow.
He was worth $3 million. You would think he would have a custom kitchen and house built where he wouldn't have to stand on a fucking chair to do everything.
43 comments
1 EncinoEscobar 2018-04-21
https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/8dyd1n/rip_joe_rogan/
1 NorwayJimmy 2018-04-21
Rest In peace, lil guy ... we got it from here.
1 Lady_Dis_Liver 2018-04-21
No we do not.
1 Compound_MediaPR 2018-04-21
Rest in Paradise /u/GeoffreyArnold
1 andycumiashow 2018-04-21
If I can be serious for a moment, /u/GeoffreyArnold is a midget and a cock sucker and I wish him a lifetime of bullying. It is my sexual fantasy to take his hat off of his head and hold it just out of his reach as he jumps at it enraged.
1 BlueBash 2018-04-21
Who is that guy? I clicked on his profile, and all his activity is in the subreddit "short". It's hilarious. They are over there talking about organizing and protesting for "short" rights. To be respected as much as the "heightists", it was a shocking display that I thought was a parody account but is legit.
1 Compound_MediaPR 2018-04-21
He is an insane person.
1 Kizzner 2018-04-21
RIP in pieces, little guy.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-04-21
He was so funny in Jackass.
1 John_Gulbunny 2018-04-21
He’s skateboarding in heaven now
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Prix 2018-04-21
Do you suppose they just tie him up in a grocery bag and throw him in the bin?
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-04-21
Shoe box, you insensitive bastard.
1 DudeMyPubesAreGone 2018-04-21
They flush him down the terrlet
1 Customer_Service_Jim 2018-04-21
That's how Austin Powers killed him in the movie that will be forever remembered as his legacy and greatest accomplishment. He had some good lines in that one if I remember correctly.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-04-21
I guess God needed another midget...
1 Calumdamit 2018-04-21
i'm glad this guy is dead because i watched a youtube video of him making his favorite sandwich ever and it was disgusting and it still makes me feel sick when i remember it. i mean, two pieces of dry toast with peanut butter and whatever on it, then a whole egg mushed up into it, then the whole mess stuffed inside his haunted tennis ball looking head. plus watching him make the thing is infuriating because it takes him like 45 minutes. anyway, rest in peace verne, you were a good fellow.
1 OpiesBreasts 2018-04-21
He was worth $3 million. You would think he would have a custom kitchen and house built where he wouldn't have to stand on a fucking chair to do everything.
1 DoTheJohnWall 2018-04-21
fuck, that was literally a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with a fried egg on it. gross.
1 Monotoned 2018-04-21
I just watched this and am now equally as glad that his kitten-sized liver finally popped.
1 thrillated 2018-04-21
Thoughts and prayers.
1 PatBattle1 2018-04-21
rip, as a fellow mobility scooter rider I like that he made it cool to ride one around.
1 Canadia86 2018-04-21
He did no such thing
1 buzzkill_ed 2018-04-21
Getting drunk and falling off your scooter is cool!
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-04-21
Ive literally been wondering how this guy has lived this long for like the past 10 years. His organs are smaller than a chihuahuas.
Finally its over.
1 DudeMyPubesAreGone 2018-04-21
He wrote his suicide note on a post-it and then jumped off the roof of his playhouse
1 ImDyingOvaHere 2018-04-21
u/Guinness525 comment?
1 Guinness525 2018-04-21
Grrrrr...
1 goo-gobbler 2018-04-21
u/Guinness525 once told me he had an autographed picture of him, his hero. probably worth a few bucks now.
1 Guinness525 2018-04-21
Quit lollygaggin'! There's a film to be watched.
1 GraveJ 2018-04-21
Dice Clay has offered his condolences:
"A midget...? I thought it was a big fuckin' bird!; I'm sorry.".
1 OpiesBreasts 2018-04-21
He was 41 inches high.
1 KingDonaldTrump 2018-04-21
Another terrible day for /r/short. RIP, Verne.
1 Uboat1940 2018-04-21
Your mild Saturday hangover was equivalent to what put Mini Me on life support due to alcohol poisoning.
1 PlugsandLifts 2018-04-21
Poor little bugger
1 PlugsandLifts 2018-04-21
Poor little bugger
1 im_not 2018-04-21
“Ahriggt alright I’m ahright ahright ahright”
1 jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-04-21
your ozone midget hanging of the day
1 KillaKuhnsDeadSon 2018-04-21
Poor little bugger...
1 68rouge 2018-04-21
He should go to Ted's tiny coffin impourium
1 jtormeyx 2018-04-21
He hung himself with a rubber band on a doorknob.
1 Peckas1 2018-04-21
If Marlon Brando didn't go batshit insane, there wouldn't be a Mini Me.
1 Lady_Dis_Liver 2018-04-21
Going to save some money on the casket by using an Altoids tin.
1 Billyassman 2018-04-21
God needed a door stop.
1 LarryKleist711 2018-04-21
We are going to need a mini coffin and a mini purple suit :(
1 ShittyShittyShitdick 2018-04-21
Reddit loved this guy, and he was always karma whoring like a fucking attention whore. Glad he's dead.