What I imagine these bizarro-world versions of O&A would sound like on the radio:

https://youtu.be/ZKjrQhSY9x0?t=292

Bizarro-world O&A wouldn’t have Down Syndrome

Why not, real world has worse

Andy Dick is a piece of shit.

Human garbage

If he really did re-introduce Phil Hartmancs wife to drugs, then he is a mothercmfucker who deserves to die.

That crazy bitch was going to find a fix no matter what.

Fucking crazy is awesome, marrying crazy is the problem

"The problem with crazy girls is, after you cum, they're still crazy." - Ronnie B

Tell that to the family of that one mormon nigga who was 'fucking crazy' and got his ass obliterated in the process. That Travis Alexander dude. Jodi Arias fucked his shit up proper. Taught a nigger a life and death lesson that's for goddamn sure. Gave him some of that gaffled up, beat to shit snatch...a lil anal abuse for good measure and then stabbed, shot and took pics of his dead body stuffed in a shower. You don't have to marry crazy to get fucked (literally and figuratively) by crazy diaper wearing ho's out for blood.

Well you certainly know how to suck the fun out of a thread

gee whiz

I got a reallllly weird Hollywood Andy Dick story for you guys. Two of my friends went to the same high school as Andy's son Lucas - and they're not the type of people to make up stories about celebrities to impress me or whatever.

Lucas is a handsome enough white boy with a semi-famous dad, so he starts to date a sexy little female classmate. Things get serious, they become a couple. High school love, isn't it wonderful?

So Lucas brings his new teenage girlfriend home, one thing leads to another, and Andy starts fucking her. What does Lucas do? "Oh well, that's my dad". So kept fucking and dating this girl, and she kept fucking Andy and spending time with him as well. Word gets around the high school, of course all the mean girls are calling her slut, but she keeps it up. She'll spend the day in school with Lucas, drive home together after school, Lucas does homework while she's being used as a fuck toy for his dad.

Honestly the rumors were probably untrue, some jealous cunt friend of hers (bbf forever ofcourse) made that up to spite her and ruin her life

Nah she admitted it and did the whole "fuck you you don't know me bitch you don't get to judge me" routine when it got around the school.

Felt Andy was gonna take her places and she was above all these catty high school cunts and what have you.

It does sound very Andy Dickish, insane if it's true.

Did everyone forget that Andy Dick is a flaming homosexual?

He's just a sexual deviant. He fucks men and women.

To Andy Dick, and hole is a hole.

This story was confirmed by Andy and his Son on the Stern show and they did this really weird awkward high five

All three sound like they played their roles nicely. Nobody gets arrested. Not like these fucking rats in these other schools.

WHy? He's been nothing but entertaining to me.

he's a notorious pedophile

so is anthony and i listened to him for 10 years so whats your point?

Anthony didn't brag about killing Phil Hartman.

Bum Bum accurately describes both of them.

Looks more like Danny dressing up as Ant to piss him off.

Too much hair... for either of them

Opie has chin tits

Above all else... reallll

I can’t hear Andy Dick’s name or see his face without getting angry. He is a person I truly do not like.

Now you know how we all feel about Opie

Wow, the resemblance is crazy.

Andy Dick Show is underrated. Tom Green show was legendary

Freddy Got Fingered is a fucking classic.

Ugh. Andy Dick is the worst. Just the fucking worst.

Hey Andy - Nice "Joe Derosa shoulders", stupid.

I wish Ant would dress like Tom Green, including the cancer.

Tom Green mastered the shirt over another shirt, but his European ancestry makes it tough to make the Cumio connection

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Dopie and Faggy

Wow amazing! Haha

Anthony cumia wishes he were that ugly.

Fucking crazy is awesome, marrying crazy is the problem