r/opieandanthony: Tell Mister Furley Suit to take his crusty cracker ass back to Bisbee

1 Edgartooth 2018-04-21

Repulsive

1 lolercakesmcgee 2018-04-21

Bob Kelly goes on and on about how he’d want to be with her.

1 OldManGrizzle 2018-04-21

The friction would start a fire.

1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-04-21

Bitch looks just like a male western lowland gorilla.

1 wackadoodle_wigwam 2018-04-21

This is not something we need more of.

1 chickenfan1 2018-04-21

Ralph Furley

1 DigitalTorque 2018-04-21

Bitch got a body like Aughra from The Dark Crystal. face isn’t far off too.

1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2018-04-21

HAHAHAHAH what the fuck is that thing

1 Naga_Nooch 2018-04-21

What the fuck? Is this some sort of human hippopotamus hybrid?

1 crookedmile 2018-04-21

Niggapotamus

1 frrunkis 2018-04-21

Somebody should have told this Niggapotamus to wipe the thistles off of her ass before taking this horrific photo.

1 Opprobriousness 2018-04-21

I wouldn't even smash, and I have pitifully low standards.

1 wackadoodle_wigwam 2018-04-21

She’s penciled in to star as Ursula in the live action Little Mermaid. It’s our time, y’all!

1 commissarjb 2018-04-21

She can't swim. How is she going to do all the underwater scenes?

1 wackadoodle_wigwam 2018-04-21

That’s for everyone else to figure out. You know black can’t swim because of slave ships and banishment from public pools.

1 DamonTyler 2018-04-21

men have totally regretted fucking her

1 CuntyDracula 2018-04-21

I’m regretting looking at a picture of her.

1 Jungies 2018-04-21

...and that's why "I Feel Pretty" ain't gonna fly.

1 TheDarkFezRises 2018-04-21

"7" men have fucked this creature without regret, allegedly.

1 GrossFinger 2018-04-21

Claims she doesn't know who he is, yet references the Podunk town he lives in.

1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-04-21

"You're unaware..."

1 Carbonainducedcoma 2018-04-21

The ape of water

1 pbrochon 2018-04-21

That horrifying body aside, she literally has the face of a gorilla. Not a shred of femininity

1 UpperclassmanKuno 2018-04-21

Yamaneika?

More like Yuck my nigga.

1 SlobKelly 2018-04-21

Nahmenieka

1 opestersmammarydrip 2018-04-21

She's been known to snap canoes in half with one bite

1 Cumia_Box 2018-04-21

Is this where Joe Rogan gets that "Aquatic Ape" theory? Honest question.

1 thrillated 2018-04-21

He gets that from the copious amount of drugs he does and overall stupidity.

1 RacistPigeon 2018-04-21

What. The FUCK. Is. That?

1 TarzanBoyNight2Night 2018-04-21

Didn’t know the gorilla from the Rock-afire Explosion had gotten a sex change.

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-04-21

I'd still put my face between her armpit and jerk off

1 xyniphis 2018-04-21

How many muppets died to make that wig?

1 TacolasCage 2018-04-21

Enough with the porn parodies.. Nobody wants to see "This Is Not Planets of The Apes XXX"

1 TonyFromLongIsland 2018-04-21

I would let her suck my dick.

1 TossyMcSalad 2018-04-21

1,5/10

Would fuck

1 doodoopeepees 2018-04-21

She left a buncha dingleberries all over her butt cheeks, dum fuckin bitch. Get s bootay or sumtin u peesa fat garbage

1 donald_kingsley 2018-04-21

Her spine is forming a right angle as if it's about to snap under the weighty burden.

1 BrokeMyKneeMan 2018-04-21

Which Eddie Murphy movie is this? And how many characters is he playing?

1 FrankkWasBetter 2018-04-21

Which Eddie Murphy movie is this? And how many characters is he playing?

1 Colinfagerty 2018-04-21

Dat ASS!!!

1 Billyassman 2018-04-21

Hoochie momma, giddy up.

1 Lord_dougman_W 2018-04-21

"Goodbye horses"

1 DataEast1 2018-04-21

I'd fuck that gorilla

1 revolvingmonk 2018-04-21

That pond in the background is where she has to go to shit. Can't use normal toilets anymore, clogs them every time.

1 Diarrheachino 2018-04-21

I bet her pussy smells like ear wax and cabbage water.

Tell Mister Furley Suit to take his crusty cracker ass back to Bisbee

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