r/opieandanthony: 3 Practical Jokers: It wasn't really her birthday, but she didn't know that

1 lolercakesmcgee 2018-04-20

MS-13 performing a “cutting ceremony”.

1 Reaktif 2018-04-20

Qatar brothers

1 juanwayne 2018-04-20

Nah, this is goblin Anthony before his head swelled and became ghoul Anthony

1 PeeSoup3030 2018-04-20

Has Anth ever not looked like tower 7 fell on Captain Eeo?

1 homerj123 2018-04-20

"All my kids touch the knife for good luck. Not you Anthony"

1 Kizzner 2018-04-20

Filthy spic bastards.

1 Kizzner 2018-04-20

How is Tranpa at least 55 here but his mother is 70?

1 SpudsCuckley 2018-04-20

Ro was a teenage whore.

If Ant had a DeLorean he’d go back in time to stink-knuckle her.

1 pephix 2018-04-20

Show some respect, it's RoeH.

1 crookedmile 2018-04-20

Yeah, by all accounts she was Mother of the Century. You know, freebasing cocaine with her children and all.

1 Single_Action_Army 2018-04-20

Are you saying serving drinks in go-go boots isn't the work of a college graduate?

1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-04-20

Anthony looks like the super mario brother that has to inform his neighbors when he moves in.

1 DamonTyler 2018-04-20

that's what he freaked out over and tried to shut down the sub for hatespeech?
polite messages from well wishers that happened to have funny names

1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-04-20

Seriously, that was the only time this sub has ever shown restraint. But of course, because Ant has to be the ultimate Dago, "Muddas are off limits."

1 ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2018-04-20

Opie would’ve gotten it so much worse.

1 rahtin 2018-04-20

Do you really think they were all cute and good natured like that? Why would you think that for a second?

1 JustPooch 2018-04-20

"First we cut the cake, then we freebase together!" A true Cumia tradition.

1 crookedmile 2018-04-20

After they cut the cake, RoeH cut up that sweet paradise white and they all did rails off some 15yr old teenage runaway.

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-04-20

eh doing drugs with your parents can be a bonding experience, don't knock it till you try it!

1 DamonTyler 2018-04-20

difference between smoking a joint with your dad, and freebasing cocaine with your mother

1 magicjohnsonpositivy 2018-04-20

Yep

1 NateJay82 2018-04-20

You unironically have parents who do drugs? What a bunch of losers.

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-04-20

My mom's clean but my dad does love his amphetamines and weed. They met in rehab.

1 magicjohnsonpositivy 2018-04-20

I wish I could buy amphetamines from my dad

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-04-20

it's pretty awesome

1 rahtin 2018-04-20

What's wrong with weed? Your drunkard parents taught you that drugs are all bad?

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-04-20

They say she had one of the finest chins in Nassau County

1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-04-20

Look at this family of proud Moroccan immigrants.

1 frrunkis 2018-04-20

She looked like a very sweet endearing woman.

1 Slette 2018-04-20

She looks like Bobby Goren's mom on Law & Order: CI.

1 thrillated 2018-04-20

Somebody should cut out stupid Joe from the picture and post it to /r/happy. I would, but I'm banned.

1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-04-20

Cut out Joe and Anthony

1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-04-20

They all did coke and fucked eachother in the 80s ant said or something like that

1 Mexijesus 2018-04-20

I want to nut in Dawn's hair.

1 blackirishlad 2018-04-20

Dawn has "fuck me" hair

1 Mexijesus 2018-04-20

Boy I'd like to.

1 crookedmile 2018-04-20

She looks like she came from a Glamour Shots photoshoot for her husband, Fat Opie

1 SaturdaySuperstar 2018-04-20

Jesus, Ant looks like a completely different person.

1 TacolasCage 2018-04-20

Is that the poor woman Ant didn't visit for 5 years?

1 Single_Action_Army 2018-04-20

Dawn Cumia I'd like cum in ya'

1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2018-04-20

I can verify that photo is atleast 5 years old

1 TarzanBoyNight2Night 2018-04-20

I can’t wait til legal action is taken against some of you in here and the rest scatter away. You are scum of the fucking earth. You really are. I used to feel bad for a lot of you turds but now I would love nothing more than to see this place shut down and your voices silenced FOR GOOD!

What is your main goal in all of this?

1 crookedmile 2018-04-20

I'm going to contact you daughter's school board next. You asked for it you fat faggot.

1 TarzanBoyNight2Night 2018-04-20

I’m shaking fuckface. I’m loved.

1 TarzanBoyNight2Night 2018-04-20

Come meet me somewhere you fucking puke. I’ll buy you a beer afterwards. You never show. EVER.

1 crookedmile 2018-04-20

This was Brother joe drunk on a rant.

1 Nah_Ming 2018-04-20

A puke? What are you, 60, buster?

1 thrillated 2018-04-20

He was gonna call you a turkey next.

1 Besthookerintown 2018-04-20

I have to admit. I was a bit offended at this post. But I still laughed. Like hard. Here’s the deal Joe, part of your brother’s success came from things like this. It was ok when it was everyone else, shit, think about the songs you wrote? But it’s not okay when the trolling is directed at him. How many families did O&A trash? Nothing was off limits. So get the fuck ahold of yourself, realize that your brother created and then pissed off a legion of maniacs.

Why do we mock you? Well, you’re a jackass. I’m a marginal fan at best. I used to listen when I came home from college and worked construction. When I decided to google “the show” I found this place. You were having a meltdown at the time. You’re just an online dipshit. I would never have known who you were unless you were saying something incredibly racist, or denying that you said anything racist like two days later. Any way, I kind of feel bad when people attack your bands shows and whatnot, but you rea are a fucking cunt who isn’t learning his lesson with social media.

You can create as many alt accounts as you want. Each one is fodder. You can try to change the way you type, but it’s the content that gives you away.

So from someone who literally doesn’t give a fuck about you, would you just shut the fuck up for a few years. This stops when you stop, cunt.

1 TarzanBoyNight2Night 2018-04-20

Spent a lot of time coming up with that? Pathetic. Just another dumb lonely Tarzan Boy. Liberal fucking cuck.

1 Besthookerintown 2018-04-20

You don’t get it. I’m not your enemy. You are. Dipshit

1 TarzanBoyNight2Night 2018-04-20

You don’t get it. This place is gonna be gone soon and I cannot wait for that to happen.

1 Besthookerintown 2018-04-20

Joe, your been trying for months. Your brother offered 5k for it to be done. It hasn’t happened. It doesn’t matter if it is somehow shut down. It doesn’t stop because of a gathering place. It stops when you stop giving us something to hate.

Good luck trying to shut this sub down. I hope you’re successful. I don’t give a shit. Just remember how you acted when people were trying to get your brother kicked off the air.

1 MandibulofacialWeil 2018-04-20

You mean earth?

1 thrillated 2018-04-20

Joe, the hydra effect is a real thing.

1 crookedmile 2018-04-20

This is Joseph Cumia:

1 all_copacetic 2018-04-20

I'd like to believe that. But I know how autistic we can get. I'd say someone is imitating him in the same way that he imitates The Edge.

1 MandibulofacialWeil 2018-04-20

I’ll counter SUE your ass!

1 thrillated 2018-04-20

And then Sue will fuck his brother's ass for unrelated reasons.