People are hibernating to save strength for the opieshow premiere

"Hibernating" I've been training.

I'm in a 8 week fight camp so I can be in tip top condition come Jocktober.

Been jackin' it, personally

You merely adopted the tits bashing. I was born into it. Molded by it.

Hibernation aka too hungover or strung out to function.

I'll have you know I've cut way back on my drinking since my mom lost her job.

/u/Bick_Bickerson, comment?

I'M AT WORK YOU FUCK

Hurry up home

^

I'm pretty sure you've got something in your fridge that can fill the void in your soul. Get on home and ease your pain.

I'm going to fill the void in your asshole with hungry rats you piece of shit.

Now we're talking.

It makes sense that there would be rats near a pig.

On nine months after he left Sirius. Talk about striking when the iron is hot! Cant wait to hear Sherrod's take on the day's events again. Always enlightening!

I imagine that’s mostly because that’s the High Point when beefers we’re getting posted left and right. It really is bread and games for the masses.

These days we’re doing much more high minded things like Norton in history, angry Jimmy and of course Lord Anthony

Biding our time

The pendulum is about to swing back the other way

YEEEESSSSSS

Dare I say, quite fetching chaps!

It really is bread and games for the masses
Is it?

Teftify!

[removed]

we're a sleeper cell, remember?!?

Without the pesky "cell" part

(unless of course you're Mr Kuhn, he only has the cell part)

Tss poor little mug can't get no sleep after murdering Qadan.

Except for the blacks here. They're a sickle cell.

GET IT

How about more jew tits?

YAAS, QUEEN

I was gonna beat off to her the other day but I forgot her name. Can someone help me out?

Honestly, I always hated Opie, but I used to be a fan of both Ant and Jim.

Now, I don't give a shit because they're both shitty weirdos. If they were on together, I'd listen to them. I still even listen to old shows. But they deserve the bashing. Especially Ant, who is going to die soon if he doesn't fucking stop being a ghoulish drunkard sexual predator.

That said, it's not the bashing of anyone that makes me, personally, not stop by here as much.

It's the repetition.

It's the same thing, day in and day out. I wouldn't even mind that if there was an original spin on an old joke, but that's somewhat rare.

Someone, I think Vos, said on Opie and Jim about this place "It's 50 funny people and 400 unfunny people, just like your fanbase."

It's no different in my eyes than the fucking show callers. You'd have some real funny people, sometimes, but a whole lot of "HELLO BUH BUH BUH BOYYYYYZ" and "HAPPY BIRTHDAY YIMMEEEEE".

Not that I'm any better, I'm a failure and a faggot and I'm not funny, I just try not to post if I don't have anything to say. I called the show a grand total of one time, in 2012, to yell at them in earnest for having Tom Papa on 3 times in a week. I didn't get through, and they had him on again the next week.

I understand that this place is a cesspit. It is prideful of it and that is its allure. It's just getting boring.

For every PFGCIPLE, or the hindsight report guy, or the wonderful human being who is making the fucking Chuck E. Cheese animatronic of Anthony, there's 20 people posting every single Joe Cumia Facebook update. Like yeah, there's some funny ones and Joe has single handedly earned every bit of scorn he gets here, but he wasn't even part of the show and I just get sick of knowing that that fucking VFW enlarged prostate drug commercial looking fruity old man even exists.

I feel bad criticizing at all, because this place has given me a lot of laughs, and it's not your job to entertain me. The reason I just typed this autistic Russian novel of asinine text is, I enjoy this place and I don't wanna see it die. Or just turn into the same 20 people posting the same threads, getting closer and closer to stalking, and driving all the funny people away.

I wonder if the sub has passed me by.

Or maybe it's that Opie's been fired, the New York Studio didn't improve The Compound at all, Jim is desperate for relevance and would gladly sell his soul for it, and Sam is somehow still on the air.

Honestly, I always hated Opie, but I used to be a fan of both Ant and Jim.

Now, I don't give a shit because they're both shitty weirdos. If they were on together, I'd listen to them. I still even listen to old shows. But they deserve the bashing. Especially Ant, who is going to die soon if he doesn't fucking stop being a ghoulish drunkard sexual predator.

That said, it's not the bashing of anyone that makes me, personally, not stop by here as much.

It's the repetition.

It's the same thing, day in and day out. LOOK WHAT JOE CUMIA SAID ON FACEBOOK! I wouldn't even mind that if it made me laugh.

Someone, I think Vos, said on Opie and Jim about this place "It's 50 funny people and 400 unfunny people, just like your fanbase."

It's no different in my eyes than the fucking show callers. You'd have some real funny people, sometimes, but a whole lot of "HELLO BUH BUH BUH BOYYYYYZ" and "HAPPY BIRTHDAY YIMMEEEEE".

Not that I'm any better, I'm a failure and a faggot and I'm not funny, I just try not to post if I don't have anything to say. I called the show a grand total of one time, in 2012, to yell at them in earnest for having Tom Papa on 3 times in a week. I didn't get through, and they had him on again the next week.

I understand that this place is a cesspit. It is prideful of it and that is its allure. It's just getting boring, even with the incredible efforts of this sub: making a Chuck E Cheese animatronic of Anthony, giving daily rundowns of old shows, even somehow managing to listen to Jim and Sam to tell us how bad it is.

One person even killed his own son just for this sub to have something to talk about. You have to respect that.

I don't even think it's that much of anyone's fault, so much. I think it's just, well, the show has been dead for 4 years, Opie got fired, Ant got his NYC studio and has Hollywood A-listers on every day, Norton is showing everyone that he always was your worst preconception of him, and Sam Roberts is still somehow on the air.

I wonder if the sub has passed me by. I'm glad people are keeping it alive, but we really need things to happen to the faggots we obsess over to be our best.

Maybe we were just spoiled by the Opie firing.

look at all this crap you wrote up. 80 pages.

if you don’t like the content, submit your own.

the joe cumia stuff on facebook will never not be funny. the jimmh waving his arms will never not be funny. same goes for dassabesso, amy schumer pig, and everything else. what do you think this is, SNL skits? it’s inside jokes and if you don’t get the reference, just ask and someone will actually link you whatever people are talking about

Listen here, bub.

I stated my opinion in that there medieval fantasy epic I just tapped out on my crappy Droid in the parking lot of this here Subway/gas station, and if you don't like it, well you can just cram it! (Pardon my language)

It's a bit of overkill with some of the bits. Having a front page with nothing but Jimmy in History is dumb. One person has a funny bit, and everybody copies. Not just one or two, but EVERYBODY. Same with Jimmy waving his arms. Yes, it's funny. But it's not "every single post on one page is the same meme" funny. And your line about "If you don't like the content, submit your own" is equal to "if you don't like our show, turn the channel, MAAAN!" Very weak.

The Jimmy waving his arm bit was funny the first few times. It's not even close to humorous at this point. Everything else has hope.

Post OC you boring asshole

I think you have some good points here. But I also have to say that I think the repetition is part of the fun in the end. Just like the show itself, often the best gag is one that lets everyone chime in with the same old gags but through a new filter. My dumb "Lord Anthony" bit is kind of funny on the surface, but it is just as much simply a reason to rehash the same old jokes about Anthony with a hopefully funny new spin.

There are some problems here that need to be addressed but I'm not sure it's possible to create a better experience here overall.

I think one of the big problems is people come here to blow off steam, shit on other people, and generally spend time in a place where there are very few perceived rules.

I come here to: -LAUGH -To a much lesser degree I distract myself from the drama and challenges of my of own life with the drama these folks manufacture around them on a regular basis.

That's it. What I don't come here to do is shit on other people and create drama in my own life, for anyone "from the show" or anyone else anywhere. Sure I will trash some of these people who have basically become characters in our lives and I indulge the judgemental side of myself (Baseball is not the great American pass time, judging other people is. And I genuinely think we need healthy outlets to do so. Oh god, did I just imply this place is a healthy outlet for anything? I'm getting derailed.")

Anyway, the point is this place is absolutely toxic. As soon as you create something people line up to shit on it. It doesn't matter if 150 people already upvoted, someone has to come shit on it. And I don't care if some people don't laugh at the same things as me. I do care that every expression of a differing opinion is: I HATE THIS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT WHY DO EVEN BOTHER TRYING TO CONTRIBUTE OMG STOP BREATHING RIGHT NOW

I know there are some people here who are truly unwell and just want to behave like this. They have (as a whole, not as individuals) made me debate numerous times where I can continue to come here. Not because "someone will say not nice things to me" but because I just don't care to interact with this type of toxic person and I'd get no joy even if I did manage to make them laugh.

And I come here first and foremost to laugh. Perhaps once you did, too.

I often stop by here several times on a normal day, to take breaks from work, art, etc., and return feeling more creative. I will give it up and never look back when the day comes that I am getting too few laughs and too much toxicity. It might not be very far away. But I like having this as another place to laugh with other twisted people who understand the same mythology and stupid inside jokes and movie quotes as me.

Insert comments about my love of peeners and poopers below or perhaps a serious thought if you have one.

Cheers.

I can't agree more. I have a broken and cynical mind and I can't find anything I disagree with in your post.

I feel like you missed a huge opportunity to jaust reply "Whatever Faggot."

If you spent as much time learning how to get to the point as you have in analyzing the sub we'd all be better off.

Also....

Ya herd wat i sed

Gowannahh

Sherrod is black and has a fat tongue

Opie has big tits

Your mom's box

Joe Cumia is NOT a pedophile

Dvvvv dvvvvv

STOP ME BITCHES

"to take breaks from art"?

what a faggot

Yep. Sorry I'm not up to your standards of straight men, kikemongler. I hope it doesn't affect our friendship or the fact that we take naked showers together after tennis and sometimes "accidentally" bump our naked wet butts against each other.

fkn gay faggot

Heyyy! I only fuck straight men!

So not only a faggot but also a homosexual. What a package.

That's a relief. I was starting to think you didn't like me anymore!

Shut up, stupid.

I hope you get aids faggot.

Do tha bit!

Shut up faggot. I'm sick of your shit about negative comments. It's a faaawking comment, take it like a man and don't give a shit if you don't like it. I fucking hate you faggots with toxic environment-talk, what are you? A fucking kindergarden-teacher? What's next, shall we finger-paint rainbows?

Nice monologue, stupid.

Joe Cumia is a fag.

Don't worry, I'll bring the funny

Don't worry, I'll bring the funny

write some more

I could write a very angry letter right now about Mr. Crad Maccosin, but I decided instead merely to express some constructive criticism. I'm sure that everyone reading this is already familiar with Crad's grumpy, crazy commentaries so I'll spare you the sordid details. Instead, I'll simply summarize with the comment that Crad is more than just the match lighting the tinder that surly, gutless pissants have long been preparing. Crad is the one who decided to foster Stalinism at every opportunity. He's the one who decided to entangle our peace and prosperity in the toils of the ambition, rivalship, interest, humor, or caprice of splenetic extortionists. And he's the one who needs to acknowledge that he, already oppressive with his garrulous, untrustworthy pranks, will perhaps be the ultimate exterminator of our human species—if separate species we be—for his reserve of unguessed horrors could never be borne by mortal brains if loosed upon the world. If you think that that's a frightening thought then consider that the limitation and final abolition of Leninism presuppose the elimination of innumerable preconditions. I'm sorry, but there's no politer way to put that. I will tactfully note, however, that Crad will probably never understand why he scares me so much. And he indeed does scare me: His beliefs (as I would certainly not call them logically reasoned arguments) are scary, his ruderies are scary, and most of all, he likes to quote all of the saccharine, sticky moralisms about “human rights” and the evils of cannibalism. But as soon as we stop paying attention, Crad invariably instructs his emissaries to dissolve the bonds that join individuals to their natural communities. Then, when someone notices, the pattern repeats from the beginning. Though this game may seem perverse beyond belief to any sane individual it makes perfect sense in light of Crad's effete maneuvers.

It's sad that morally repugnant, wily sleazeballs have been focusing solely on unsubstantiated allegations against Crad's corrivals while willfully ignoring an avalanche of hard evidence of corruption Crad's part. There's no need here to present any evidence of that; examples can be found all over the World Wide Web. In fact, a simple search will quickly reveal that Crad's escapades either go uncontested or are openly supported by iconoclastic dipsomaniacs. More than that, Crad keeps saying that divine ichor flows through his veins. You might think that no one could fall for such nonsense, but keep in mind that Crad has long served as a cheerleader for parochialism. That should serve as the final, ultimate, irrefutable proof that he wants you to believe that he's simply misunderstood and is actually interested only in peace. You should be wary of such claims. Be aware! Be skeptical! Think! Do not be diverted, deceived, or mesmerized by Crad's uncouth morals.

When was the last time you heard Crad mention that his platitudes are built on a backlash fueled by anger—in the form of resentment, spite, vengeance, envy, loss, and bitterness over declining status—on the part of the worst kinds of nonrepresentationalism-prone blaggards there are? Probably never. That's why he's more than uncongenial. Crad is mega-uncongenial. In fact, to understand just how uncongenial he is, you first need to realize that Crad wants us to feel sorry for the acrimonious ditzes who depressurize the frail vessel of human hopes. I profess we should instead feel sorry for their victims, all of whom know full well that Crad wants to control every aspect of our lives. He wants us to rise, fall asleep, work, and live at the beat of a drum. Then, once we're molded into a uniform mass, we'll be incapable of seeing that primitive stool pigeons rarely question, resist, or protest those events that do not appear to affect them directly. For example, they ignore how Crad has been fostering debauchery.

I have no doubt that Crad will justify, palliate, or excuse the evils of his heart faster than you can say “subjectivoidealistic”. He'll probably do so under the pretense of “humanitarian intervention” or some other equally inapposite appellation, but the reality is that there's no shortage of sin in the world today. It's been around since the Garden of Eden and will undoubtedly persist as long as Crad continues to dismantle the family unit. I don't know what to do about the rise in defeatism I see all around me. Crad's solution. not surprisingly, is to pollute the great canon of English literature with references to his brusque stratagems. This is one case in which the cure is indubitably worse than the disease.

Regardless of the past as reckless of the future, the present alone influences Crad's actions. That's why it's often hard to decipher his recalcitrant comments. Obviously, Crad flees clarity whenever it involves unpleasant shouldering of responsibility, but I feel that in this case, one of his apparatchiks once said, “We're supposed to shut up and smile when Crad says rabid, demonic things.” Now that's pretty funny, of course, but I didn't include that quote just to make you laugh. I included it to convince you that a number of parviscient gossipmongers have been found diminishing our will to live. Is is vital that there be a thorough, credible investigation into Crad's deeds in order to clarify and bring about possible accountability in these cases. Did Crad cancel his plans to stonewall on issues in which taxpayers see a vital public interest because he had a change of heart, or is he continuing the same battle on another front? It would appear to be the latter.

Whenever I hear Crad chuntering furiously away about how he has the mandate of Heaven to keep us hypnotized so we don't bear the flambeau of freedom, I can't help but think that I want to give people more information about Crad, help them digest and assimilate and understand that information, and help them draw responsible conclusions from it. Here's one conclusion I certainly hope people draw: We must stop Crad now. Neville Chamberlain's 1938 capitulation to Hitler at Munich demonstrated that appeasement just puts off a final reckoning and gives an enemy time to gain strength. That's why it is imperative that we renew those institutions of civil society—like families, schools, churches, and civic groups—that demonstrate conclusively that it is legitimate to have misgivings about satanic controversialists who rewrite history to reflect or magnify an imaginary “victimhood”. He finds reality too difficult to swallow. Or maybe it just gets lost between the sports and entertainment pages. In either case, the legality of turning blackguards loose against us good citizens is unequivocally something for the sharp-suited legal types to look into. All I can say on the matter is that his intent is to prevent us from asking questions. Crad doesn't want the details checked. He doesn't want anyone looking for any facts other than the official facts he presents to us. I wonder if this is because most of his “facts” are false.

Do I want Crad to visit misery and havoc upon countless millions? No, thank you very much; I personally would much rather expose Crad's malversation. I sincerely contend that there are in fact many people who possess the intelligence, wisdom, talent, and ability to wake people out of their stupor and call on them to summon up the courage to put forth new exertions and proportion all associated efforts to the exigency of the times. My goal is to locate those people and encourage them to help me compare, contrast, and identify the connections among different classes of jejune allotheism. I haven't yet found a reliable poll, but public sentiment is clearly overwhelmingly against him. Most likely, this is because Crad keeps telling us that character development is not a matter of “strength through adversity” but rather, “entitlement through victimization”. Are we also supposed to believe that we can stop charlatanism merely by permitting government officials entrée into private homes to search for foul, fatuitous mattoids? I didn't think so.

Crad's spleeny cabal has its origins in the Jewish Kabala, Babylonian mystery cults, Templars, Freemasons, Illuminati, and assorted interests dedicated to Satanic worship and absolute power. I won't dwell on that except to direct your attention to the hostile manner in which he has been trying to create a one-world government, stripped of nationalistic and regional boundaries, that is obedient to his agenda. Believe it or not, Crad is known for publishing what is easily identifiable as opinion under the guise of fact. For the benefit of any doubting Thomases I will prove that point via an explanation of how dogmatism is a kind of prison. It is also, paradoxically, a haven. It is at once confining and empowering. And in the absence of alternative havens, dogmatism will for many of Crad's subalterns continue to be a source of comfort, something to free them from having to confront the fact that Crad accuses me of being impolite in my responses to his niddering, tartarean histrionics. Let's see: He disgorges his disparaging and arrogant comments on a topic of which he is wholly ignorant, and he expects a polite reply? What is he, callous?

ME: the haters all come around in the end ::sniff::

Too much shitposting

but he's on his phone! during a historical event! it works on so many levels!

there was one really funny one though; the moonlanding pic.

Again, if we've learned anything at all from the show part of that has to be that hilarity comes from everywhere, even shitposts.

I took a college class on creativity once and one of the biggest things we learned is how creativity increases exponentially when we brain storm with other people. One person says something but only has a piece of the idea. Another adds to it and eventually you end up with something really great, like the Jimmy pic you mention. That was my favorite too.

Sometimes one person just dumps out a great idea, completely from their own brain. But most often, we collectivly have to wade through some shitposts. Sometimes the shitposts themselves or the shitposters now become the butt of the joke. Hilarity can come from anywhere.

I took a college class OOOOOOO EVERYONE LOOK AT THE BIG SHOT COLLEGE EDUCATED PERSON HERE!!!

If we learned anything at all from the show its that callers/people trying to imitate the show suck ass and that we should leave the comedy to the comedians.

CIVILIANS

Shut up nerd.

This sub doesn't hate anybody. We are a sub of peace

Sub jihad is a "spiritual" war.

Just be patient, faggots. The humor here comes from opportunity.

And we don't trust the process enough. Be patient. The 'verse will deliver. All of these disasters are still alive.

The more things change

THE MORE THEY STAY THE SAME!

It really has been a slow week; someone in the O&A universe or expanded universe better fuck up soon, or I will have nothing legitimately funny to read/entertain me while I eat lunch at work.

I only check this subreddit to see if one of them has died.

I say we pivot into a fantasy football/Dragon Ball Z forum.

Please no. Those days when that weeaboo kept posting his depraved jappy comics was the darkest time here.

He's been doing this since he was 18. He knows what he's doing.

This is what happens when you ban non-o&a posts

Bashing Anthony & his deadbeat brother, never gets old as far I’m concerned.

I'll have you know I've cut way back on my drinking since my mom lost her job.

Without the pesky "cell" part

/u/Bick_Bickerson, comment?

Except for the blacks here. They're a sickle cell.

GET IT

Shut up, stupid.