Someone post his to /r/pics with the title "My late wife and I used to visit our favorite restaurant for weekly pasta dinners. I still go once a week and keep a spot open for her"
When you're such a porker even your ear lobes have to take on fat storing duty!
How on earth did anyone get this foul slob to look away from the food for long enough to snap a pic? Wave a chicken leg in front of his face as a distraction?
And look at that shitty restaurant! Red and white table cloth and one empty glass bottle for 'decoration'. Wait, there was an all-you-can-eat offer on? You amaze me!
Five minutes time and the lanky waiter will be bringing out a "waffer-thin" mint and we can watch worthless, salad-dodging toss goblin blow out his ribs and coat the walls with viscera half digested mystery meat.
Not even trying to shit on him but he looks really unwell. The fatness aside - his color isn't good, the dark circles under his eyes, the fact that he appears to be sweating while seated and eating. Wouldn't be surprised if he's pre-diabetic or in the early stages of diabetes. Get to a doctor, Erik.
50 comments
1 thats-the-bit 2018-04-20
I’m the real article. What you see is what you get.
1 Foddashow 2018-04-20
There's a lot to see
1 schmuckOnWheels 2018-04-20
I'm an easy target.
1 thats-the-bit 2018-04-20
I don’t care to breath your foot odor.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-04-20
Remember when this fat tard made it to the top of r/pics?
1 DirtyCrappedBriefs 2018-04-20
That wasn't even the first time. And it won't be the last
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-04-20
A shitty retarded guy I know who talks about memes referenced it not having the slightest clue about the O&O
1 mimibeardsllley 2018-04-20
Shower curtain ring salesman
1 Cumia_Box 2018-04-20
Someone post his to /r/pics with the title "My late wife and I used to visit our favorite restaurant for weekly pasta dinners. I still go once a week and keep a spot open for her"
1 KillaKuhnsDeadSon 2018-04-20
I did it, but why the fuck couldn't you?
1 Cumia_Box 2018-04-20
I did one with Anthony but it only got 30 upvotes. And I'm tired and lazy.
1 KillaKuhnsDeadSon 2018-04-20
"He looks like Anthony from Opie & Anthony."
Ugh, what a faggot.
1 Cumia_Box 2018-04-20
Yeah I know. Always ruining our fun.
1 holodog 2018-04-20
lol
1 DataEast1 2018-04-20
Post it to r/loseit with "Hey everyone I've lost 205lbs and decided to have a cheat day!"
1 KillaKuhnsDeadSon 2018-04-20
What you see is all you get.
1 pomegranate2012 2018-04-20
When you're such a porker even your ear lobes have to take on fat storing duty!
How on earth did anyone get this foul slob to look away from the food for long enough to snap a pic? Wave a chicken leg in front of his face as a distraction?
And look at that shitty restaurant! Red and white table cloth and one empty glass bottle for 'decoration'. Wait, there was an all-you-can-eat offer on? You amaze me!
Five minutes time and the lanky waiter will be bringing out a "waffer-thin" mint and we can watch worthless, salad-dodging toss goblin blow out his ribs and coat the walls with viscera half digested mystery meat.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-04-20
creosote yuma
1 wackadoodle_wigwam 2018-04-20
Alright already.
1 pomegranate2012 2018-04-20
My point is that he's a larger gentleman.
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2018-04-20
"toss-goblin" Nice.
1 notamanonlydynamite 2018-04-20
Who is that?
1 ChuckChipperson 2018-04-20
Eric Nagel the Sex Bagel.
1 Rainbowuser13 2018-04-20
E-Rock party nigga......
1 stickybahleg 2018-04-20
You can make fun of me...Im an easy target.
1 NortheastPhilly 2018-04-20
https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/550/0*W5Lb6YdWuoI5BYkv.jpg
1 Toss__Pot 2018-04-20
he really has got 'cow chewing the cud' / 'prey, non-predator' eyes.
but erock is a sweet lil 'tarded boy
1 tunisianknifer 2018-04-20
I haven't been home in years
1 Mu_Scevich 2018-04-20
“I bring nothing to the table.”
1 ZyklonBB-88 2018-04-20
i like how there's a photo of jim crying on r/pics and a caption about someone's uncle coming out of the closet
1 GrossFinger 2018-04-20
I would never employee someone this fat.
1 Wolosocu 2018-04-20
He still spends time styling his hair.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-04-20
Reminds me of Anthony saying “why bother?” during one of the Terry Clifford beatings.
1 ObsessiveMuso 2018-04-20
"Erock looks fat... but he's not fat!"
1 thrillated 2018-04-20
Opie is such a retard, no wonder the airhead daughter came to be.
1 serraphim 2018-04-20
Dear God in heaven... :-o
1 serraphim 2018-04-20
Erocks a dinosaur marching marching...
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-04-20
dude is literally killing himself with food
1 McGowan9 2018-04-20
Not even trying to shit on him but he looks really unwell. The fatness aside - his color isn't good, the dark circles under his eyes, the fact that he appears to be sweating while seated and eating. Wouldn't be surprised if he's pre-diabetic or in the early stages of diabetes. Get to a doctor, Erik.
1 MSteve1232000 2018-04-20
There are probably several closet prediabetics in our cast of characters.
1 Foddashow 2018-04-20
What's yer job character
1 MSteve1232000 2018-04-20
There are probably several closet prediabetics in our cast of characters.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-04-20
Coke floats in his cup
1 blindkeller 2018-04-20
Looks like he's at Marie's, the Cuban's place.
1 BonesMalone2 2018-04-20
How did he get soo fat.
1 Belchides 2018-04-20
No will power.
1 Suvario 2018-04-20
I-can't-believe-it's-not-downs.
1 LamarThePotato 2018-04-20
Tony Soprano's retarded nephew.
1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2018-04-20
His head is so fat, it's pulling his neck down
1 holodog 2018-04-20
Why does he always point in every picture
1 breadmoccasin 2018-04-20
He is a puffy looking human being. He is incredibly swollen.
1 thats-the-bit 2018-04-20
Wow are you observant or what?
1 Opprobriousness 2018-04-20
Maybe his wife is a codependent, barren woman afraid of losing him, so she feeds him and buys him toys to make sure no one will steal him from her.
1 stickybahleg 2018-04-20
Ohhhh my dogs are barkin today
1 Foddashow 2018-04-20
What's yer job character