Nice story, stupid.

64  2018-04-19 by Mexijesus

35 comments

Better than Norton's black coffee getting shot tweet. They're both such hacks.

There's nothing lazy about it. This all they can do.

Truth.

Jimmy thinks he's above open micers. Anthony thinks his network is worth millions. Opie thinks he's above morning zoo humor.

All three would be wrong.

Perhaps more than that!

tss why not open ratters or sumphin

tss someone shoulda gave this guy a closed mic or sumptin

Anthony thinks he's above black people. To keep the theme.

Tss Tss i drank so much coffee it was like i was runnin' all over da place Tss

You were like kurt metzger on crack!

So... regular Kurt Metzger.

Kurt Metzger with AIDS!

Dat's insensitive, CHIPPAH

Opie is setting up his cover story for when his local Starbucks discovers their bathroom has been wired for video & sound.

I forgot that that's what he was fired from his million dollar xm job. And he wasn't even filming a hot girl... it was Roland.

he tells the judge "THAT WAS THE BIT STUPID"

"Starbucks knew these kind of things happen in the inner circle. Trust me, your honor!"

"the defendant claimed that no one even saw the video but i like to call up my main witness. Sherod small to the stand please!"

"Did the stenographer get that? The witness stated 'dassabesso'."

Remember how Opester said he was subscribed to a Prepburger-style service (or the site itself) years ago that required submitting your own content to be involved, but had to back out because he was putting in fawkin' gold but wasn't getting anything of value back?

I think The Psycho's been preppin' some burgers alongside his bulls.

With as shitty as radio is, this actually wouldn’t be surprising. He would’ve made a good PD

I just hope someone is taking Lady Di on her walks.

Hahahaha. Oh, no no no no.

Opie saves his A+ material for the courtroom.

Who is Maxwell?

And this dummy is a fucking millionaire...

Me: I drank so much cum once I had to run into hams house to shit it out and my wife was getting her ass blown out brotha man!

CSB

Home run, chipperson. Yu berried dat, suckcucker.

How could someone do comedy radio for so long and be so devoid of humor and wit. He swings and misses every single time.

I love the header title

"Can't fire me I don't work here fucker!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Definitely not Rich Vos' caliber of jokes about Starbucks.

The mad man.

No poda casta for you ,NEXT