Jimmy is starting to look like the baby from Eraserhead

64  2018-04-19 by wannabuyaghost

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That forced smile is very menacing.

Except less pleasant to listen to

I can't tell if that awful body and face are photoshopped

At 50 dollars an hour two times a weeks that 5,200 a year. I'd imagine Jimmy gets ripped off and pays double that. This is what 50-80k dollars looks like in personal training.

Retards think they can buy good shape. In reality just go for a jog and do push-ups squats and pullups. No need for some trainer for that.

Could he be any less entertaining?

He's such a mollusk

Not pictured: inevitable maroon pants.

Must be why he never leaves his apartment, there’s a ladyboy in the radiator.

A pale, odd-looking man with weird facial tics whose entire being revolves around his perverse sexual fantasies, fantasies rooted in a childhood rape/bullying incident that's haunted and aroused him ever since. You could probably do something Lynchian with that character.

Twin fags

He looks unhealthy.

<Smells toilet paper doody.>

"Oh, you really are sick!"