Poor little mug didn't get enough gabagool to eat when he was a boy. That ain't right. His mudda shunta otta done nat. He woulda had nutrician sometimes.
Joe, I've got an experimental prescription drug in its trial phase that hard-wires the brain to generate great comedy. Just mix a tablespoon of this miracle powder into your oatmeal every morning and you'll fulfill your aspiration of becoming Philly Seinfeld. (slides over box of rat poision)
31 comments
1 Rainbowuser13 2018-04-19
Just another 50 something try hard.ick.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-04-19
Poor little mug didn't get enough gabagool to eat when he was a boy. That ain't right. His mudda shunta otta done nat. He woulda had nutrician sometimes.
1 RSC-Tuff 2018-04-19
It's a very delicate situation.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-04-19
Poor little mug got all gussied up but he couldn't lift the bowling ball.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-04-19
Poor little mug was just trying to get home to mudda and eat a buncha sausages and peppers but he fell into a spiderweb
1 TheDarkFezRises 2018-04-19
Hey it's me Joe Matarese, ya ever get it when you have the legs of an 11 year old girl?
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-04-19
is this why ant will always have him on his show?
1 SamsHairLine 2018-04-19
I feel bad for the cunt that had to take this picture
1 RacistPigeon 2018-04-19
Looks like every other faggot at Starbucks
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-04-19
this sub rules.
that guy def looks a fucking cunt.
1 heelers2 2018-04-19
Does he still have that Pee Wee Herman haircut? That look was in about 15 years ago.
1 Dreyer55 2018-04-19
I hate that thin faggot hoodie he always wears
1 Sternacthegreat 2018-04-19
Joe Matarese, World's oldest High School freshman.
1 Fagghouli 2018-04-19
Is that why Anth is fucking with him?
1 Kalikhead 2018-04-19
I still don’t know who this guy is.
1 connordon94 2018-04-19
Hey it's me.... Joe Matarese
1 Mexijesus 2018-04-19
Some faggot.
1 LamarThePotato 2018-04-19
This cunt should be bartending or being a janitor, he's way over his maximum potencial with this comedy thing.
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-04-19
What a surprise that he hasn't deleted his social media like he said he would.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2018-04-19
The OandA extended universe where everyone still pretends they're 20.
1 ustinkonice 2018-04-19
that's how I imagine sam Roberts stands srounf
1 jofreal 2018-04-19
Joe, I've got an experimental prescription drug in its trial phase that hard-wires the brain to generate great comedy. Just mix a tablespoon of this miracle powder into your oatmeal every morning and you'll fulfill your aspiration of becoming Philly Seinfeld. (slides over box of rat poision)
1 Yaseetheo 2018-04-19
Explain it more.
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-04-19
Who the fuck is that?
1 elmachinist 2018-04-19
This man looks like a fucking idiot
1 SamsHairLine 2018-04-19
Looks and is
1 ReDMeridiaN 2018-04-19
You can tell his wife buys his clothes to make him look like a weak bitch. Those long sleeved shirts with the hoods are the antithesis of masculinity.
1 WNEW 2018-04-19
I mean if you can't make it work for you, that's on you.
1 RSC-Tuff 2018-04-19
Pull the flash back, stupid. You're not a 50s movie star.
1 AntsCamera 2018-04-19
His shoes and face makes me want to Chris Benoit my household.
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-04-19
Well don't let us stop you.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-04-19
Well he IS a fucking cunt so it checks out.
1 JoeyButtlicker 2018-04-19
If it walks like a cunt, and talks like a cunt, it’s probably...me, Joe Matarese!