Joe Matarese quits.

94  2018-04-18 by ChocolateAids

64 comments

The linked tweet was tweeted by @TheJoeMatarese on Apr 18, 2018 21:07:32 UTC (1 Retweets | 8 Favorites)


Everyone I received a legitimate threat today. I’m officially saying goodbye to, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and Periscope. I have a family that I love and they are most important. After 10pm tonight I will never be on social media ever again. I’m cancelling them all. Goodbye.


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Lol. Faggot

Seriously.... Thats like me saying I dislike all black people because I was mugged/robbed so much in my life by blacks. Oh wait... thats sorta exactly what happened...

gimmie fiddy cent

10 PM!!

I'm not going to quit now but I WILL in just 8 short hours

See, I assumed you meant quitting life and got excited for a second.

How ever will i stay abreast of his latest projects?

He still needs to quit life.

Didn’t he already quit social media and then returned basically the next day?

This is like when a teenage girl threatens suicide for attention.

"Everyone I've received a legitimate threat today." ...a threat on the internet?

Imagine stopping a room of people talking & having fun to announce this nonsense. What a moe.

Does he really expect some sympathy and babying because he was 'threatened'? He should focus on his family by getting a real job.

If he really cared about his family, he wouldn’t read any of the replies. Does he sit and wait for his fan to reply. I used to feel kind of bad for him. Now he just bugs me.

If he really cared about protecting his family from strangers forming opinions of them he wouldn't have made his standup based on having a family and divulging details about them. Especially considering his wife is somewhat of a public figure by being a doctor.

I never really felt bad for Joe. Other than his comedy career, every other aspect of his life seems to be going pretty well. It's just hilarious that after 30 years he is still trying to force his shitty comedy career. It's also why his whole "Fixing Joe" bullshit is so stupid. He's not nearly fucked-up enough for it to be interesting, and even then it's a boring, self-indulgent premise. He's just a boring, unfunny suburban dad.

He's a total Narcissist; absolutely no self-awareness, grandiose image of himself totally incommensurate with reality

I guarantee he whines 24/7 to his nearest & dearest and anyone else who'll give him sympathy and prop his ego up

He has a few enablers somewhere

AKA just like Opie.

This is probably accurate and the saddest part about it is it's not part of the diagnosis for his "mental illness". Because you know he's a 50 year old man with ADD and needs adderall and not at all a narcissist.

ADD/ADHD is a fake illness anyway, it's a label given to people who have deep psychological issues/trauma, and the suppressed emotional pain & tension manifests in hyperactivity/attention seeking behaviors

Kick rocks pussy.

that redbar munchkin is going to cum all over this with his 300 basement wankers this weekend!!

What a faggot. This sub needs to trash him more in my opinion.

Hey its me, Joe Maaaatareeese... Today I'm quitting mah pahdcast.

Ya ever get it where the trolls threaten to kill ya? Happens ta me all the time!

Joe is the kind of guy that goes into hiding when a kid on xbox live says he is gonna kill him.

this guy... this is not my kinda guy..

Eno enoa juang.

Your people place a lot of importance on shoe removal.

Oh well, back to obscurity with you. I'll miss you. I was about to do a 'chart' segment reviewing you & the guys from Compound Top of the Wops'.- tweet from Anthony Cumia fan to this fag. CM listeners are the most terrible people on the planet

I don't think he's a Anthony fan.

Some9me should rape my mother

I’m high rn I love bro thanks for being part of this thing

I hope he’s canceling his next few gigs just to be safe.

What was the threat?

That he needed security at his show on Friday

If you thought, for one second, that would have an impact on my life, you were wrong.

How did he know the threat was legit? Did he see the red beams from a sniper rifle coming through the windows of the nice suburban house his wife paid for?

It was beyond credible. The thermite paint was coming from inside the house!

The most deadly pests this side of the Mississippi

Haha what a unfunny faggot.

How could he expect anyone to believe that someone cares about Joe Matarese enough to legitimately threaten him.

@JoeQuitter

JOEY MAGAZINE, YOU JUST GONNA TAKE THAT?!? DA FUCKS DA MATTA WITCHU?!? WHATS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!?

We should all send him a hank of rope and a creaky old chair...

He'll be back again within a month tops. Probably a week.

back to obscurity with you! HAHA ho lee shit

Nice comma after "to", stupid.

To me it looks like no one who follows him gives a fuck anyhow. Everyone just shits in him and calls out his lies and bullshit.

How the fuck is he verified?

He's a verified psycho without his meds!!!!! A GOOOOOSH

All kidding aside that is truly fucked up behavior and it should never happen to anyone.

On a lighter note, all those platforms just increased their Funny Per Capita.

"JAPS SURRENDER"

One of the whores he cheats on his wife with was about to come forward and he went into panic mode.

Who the hell wants to fuck Joe?

Don't underestimate the amount of vapid whores who love to fuck deadbeats

He might go on Cumia and Jim & Sam claiming hes being cyber bullied, they'll all chuckle at him, it might be worth a few laugh.

So he will have no way of promoting his career that is already waning. Sharp idea, roger

He's all hopped up on cod liver oil

Remember when Artie was literally beaten and quit all social media posted a photo of his fucked-up face on Twitter?

Who the fuck is Joe Maltareususues?

This guy really is the worst.

matarse reflexive verb 10. (to commit suicide) a. to kill oneself

Idk about this guy except what you people post here but he's pretty low on the "who should off himself" in the oanda universe. Be gentle gang.

His accounts are all still up as of 6am eastern the next day.

Say it ain't so, Joe.

Joe should write his act about finally realizing what a boring faggot he is after 30 years doing standup, and how he's just a normal guy who takes all these prescription drugs for no reason.

I hope the threat came from one of his kids

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheJoeMatarese

Still online, no new tweets.

What about comedy and that podcast?

I don't think he's a Anthony fan.

Eno enoa juang.

It was beyond credible. The thermite paint was coming from inside the house!

The most deadly pests this side of the Mississippi

Your people place a lot of importance on shoe removal.

He's a verified psycho without his meds!!!!! A GOOOOOSH