The linked tweet was tweeted by @TheJoeMatarese on Apr 18, 2018 21:07:32 UTC (1 Retweets | 8 Favorites)
Everyone I received a legitimate threat today. I’m officially saying goodbye to, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and Periscope. I have a family that I love and they are most important. After 10pm tonight I will never be on social media ever again. I’m cancelling them all. Goodbye.
Seriously.... Thats like me saying I dislike all black people because I was mugged/robbed so much in my life by blacks. Oh wait... thats sorta exactly what happened...
If he really cared about his family, he wouldn’t read any of the replies. Does he sit and wait for his fan to reply. I used to feel kind of bad for him. Now he just bugs me.
If he really cared about protecting his family from strangers forming opinions of them he wouldn't have made his standup based on having a family and divulging details about them. Especially considering his wife is somewhat of a public figure by being a doctor.
I never really felt bad for Joe. Other than his comedy career, every other aspect of his life seems to be going pretty well. It's just hilarious that after 30 years he is still trying to force his shitty comedy career. It's also why his whole "Fixing Joe" bullshit is so stupid. He's not nearly fucked-up enough for it to be interesting, and even then it's a boring, self-indulgent premise. He's just a boring, unfunny suburban dad.
This is probably accurate and the saddest part about it is it's not part of the diagnosis for his "mental illness". Because you know he's a 50 year old man with ADD and needs adderall and not at all a narcissist.
ADD/ADHD is a fake illness anyway, it's a label given to people who have deep psychological issues/trauma, and the suppressed emotional pain & tension manifests in hyperactivity/attention seeking behaviors
Oh well, back to obscurity with you. I'll miss you. I was about to do a 'chart' segment reviewing you & the guys from Compound Top of the Wops'.- tweet from Anthony Cumia fan to this fag.
CM listeners are the most terrible people on the planet
How did he know the threat was legit? Did he see the red beams from a sniper rifle coming through the windows of the nice suburban house his wife paid for?
Joe should write his act about finally realizing what a boring faggot he is after 30 years doing standup, and how he's just a normal guy who takes all these prescription drugs for no reason.
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The linked tweet was tweeted by @TheJoeMatarese on Apr 18, 2018 21:07:32 UTC (1 Retweets | 8 Favorites)
Everyone I received a legitimate threat today. I’m officially saying goodbye to, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and Periscope. I have a family that I love and they are most important. After 10pm tonight I will never be on social media ever again. I’m cancelling them all. Goodbye.
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1 LeVampire1992 2018-04-18
Lol. Faggot
1 johnnyroberts 2018-04-18
Seriously.... Thats like me saying I dislike all black people because I was mugged/robbed so much in my life by blacks. Oh wait... thats sorta exactly what happened...
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-04-18
gimmie fiddy cent
1 LookyLookyMissCookie 2018-04-18
10 PM!!
1 MonsteRain 2018-04-18
I'm not going to quit now but I WILL in just 8 short hours
1 TheAmazingAsshole2 2018-04-18
See, I assumed you meant quitting life and got excited for a second.
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-04-18
How ever will i stay abreast of his latest projects?
1 bonniesretardsister 2018-04-18
He still needs to quit life.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2018-04-18
Didn’t he already quit social media and then returned basically the next day?
1 DegenerateLoony 2018-04-18
This is like when a teenage girl threatens suicide for attention.
1 dmix 2018-04-18
"Everyone I've received a legitimate threat today." ...a threat on the internet?
Imagine stopping a room of people talking & having fun to announce this nonsense. What a moe.
Does he really expect some sympathy and babying because he was 'threatened'? He should focus on his family by getting a real job.
1 SamsHairLine 2018-04-18
If he really cared about his family, he wouldn’t read any of the replies. Does he sit and wait for his fan to reply. I used to feel kind of bad for him. Now he just bugs me.
1 comic631 2018-04-18
If he really cared about protecting his family from strangers forming opinions of them he wouldn't have made his standup based on having a family and divulging details about them. Especially considering his wife is somewhat of a public figure by being a doctor.
1 StanleyKubricksPenis 2018-04-18
I never really felt bad for Joe. Other than his comedy career, every other aspect of his life seems to be going pretty well. It's just hilarious that after 30 years he is still trying to force his shitty comedy career. It's also why his whole "Fixing Joe" bullshit is so stupid. He's not nearly fucked-up enough for it to be interesting, and even then it's a boring, self-indulgent premise. He's just a boring, unfunny suburban dad.
1 RocoTheLoveMonkey 2018-04-18
He's a total Narcissist; absolutely no self-awareness, grandiose image of himself totally incommensurate with reality
I guarantee he whines 24/7 to his nearest & dearest and anyone else who'll give him sympathy and prop his ego up
He has a few enablers somewhere
1 WiretapStudios 2018-04-18
AKA just like Opie.
1 RichHeads 2018-04-18
This is probably accurate and the saddest part about it is it's not part of the diagnosis for his "mental illness". Because you know he's a 50 year old man with ADD and needs adderall and not at all a narcissist.
1 RocoTheLoveMonkey 2018-04-18
ADD/ADHD is a fake illness anyway, it's a label given to people who have deep psychological issues/trauma, and the suppressed emotional pain & tension manifests in hyperactivity/attention seeking behaviors
1 SamsHairLine 2018-04-18
Kick rocks pussy.
1 jimy3000 2018-04-18
that redbar munchkin is going to cum all over this with his 300 basement wankers this weekend!!
1 Yaseetheo 2018-04-18
What a faggot. This sub needs to trash him more in my opinion.
1 egates09 2018-04-18
Hey its me, Joe Maaaatareeese... Today I'm quitting mah pahdcast.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-04-18
Ya ever get it where the trolls threaten to kill ya? Happens ta me all the time!
1 NemoNobody_2092 2018-04-18
Joe is the kind of guy that goes into hiding when a kid on xbox live says he is gonna kill him.
1 killakamkam 2018-04-18
this guy... this is not my kinda guy..
1 CuntyDracula 2018-04-18
Eno enoa juang.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-04-18
Your people place a lot of importance on shoe removal.
1 Sueable 2018-04-18
Oh well, back to obscurity with you. I'll miss you. I was about to do a 'chart' segment reviewing you & the guys from Compound Top of the Wops'.- tweet from Anthony Cumia fan to this fag. CM listeners are the most terrible people on the planet
1 Yaseetheo 2018-04-18
I don't think he's a Anthony fan.
1 Sueable 2018-04-18
Some9me should rape my mother
1 Sueable 2018-04-18
I’m high rn I love bro thanks for being part of this thing
1 RBuddCumia 2018-04-18
I hope he’s canceling his next few gigs just to be safe.
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2018-04-18
What was the threat?
1 Clint0nBukowski 2018-04-18
That he needed security at his show on Friday
1 ryanindayton 2018-04-18
If you thought, for one second, that would have an impact on my life, you were wrong.
1 jofreal 2018-04-18
How did he know the threat was legit? Did he see the red beams from a sniper rifle coming through the windows of the nice suburban house his wife paid for?
1 StuntPeckah 2018-04-18
It was beyond credible. The thermite paint was coming from inside the house!
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-04-18
The most deadly pests this side of the Mississippi
1 grocery_man 2018-04-18
Haha what a unfunny faggot.
1 burlapsack69 2018-04-18
How could he expect anyone to believe that someone cares about Joe Matarese enough to legitimately threaten him.
1 Belchides 2018-04-18
@JoeQuitter
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-04-18
JOEY MAGAZINE, YOU JUST GONNA TAKE THAT?!? DA FUCKS DA MATTA WITCHU?!? WHATS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!?
1 danTHEdick 2018-04-18
We should all send him a hank of rope and a creaky old chair...
1 CompletelyIncorrect0 2018-04-18
He'll be back again within a month tops. Probably a week.
1 thisonemademelaugh 2018-04-18
back to obscurity with you! HAHA ho lee shit
1 WoopEmGangbangStyle 2018-04-18
Nice comma after "to", stupid.
1 SuperTrucker76 2018-04-18
To me it looks like no one who follows him gives a fuck anyhow. Everyone just shits in him and calls out his lies and bullshit.
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-04-18
How the fuck is he verified?
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-04-18
He's a verified psycho without his meds!!!!! A GOOOOOSH
1 StuntPeckah 2018-04-18
All kidding aside that is truly fucked up behavior and it should never happen to anyone.
On a lighter note, all those platforms just increased their Funny Per Capita.
1 NortheastPhilly 2018-04-18
"JAPS SURRENDER"
1 robocopsboner 2018-04-18
One of the whores he cheats on his wife with was about to come forward and he went into panic mode.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-04-18
Who the hell wants to fuck Joe?
1 LamarThePotato 2018-04-18
Don't underestimate the amount of vapid whores who love to fuck deadbeats
1 martigan99 2018-04-18
He might go on Cumia and Jim & Sam claiming hes being cyber bullied, they'll all chuckle at him, it might be worth a few laugh.
1 onemancrimespree 2018-04-18
So he will have no way of promoting his career that is already waning. Sharp idea, roger
1 cabaretcabaret 2018-04-18
He's all hopped up on cod liver oil
1 Jungies 2018-04-18
Remember when Artie was literally beaten and
quit all social mediaposted a photo of his fucked-up face on Twitter?1 CrockDynamite 2018-04-18
Who the fuck is Joe Maltareususues?
1 David_Tosk 2018-04-18
This guy really is the worst.
1 anonimescu 2018-04-18
Idk about this guy except what you people post here but he's pretty low on the "who should off himself" in the oanda universe. Be gentle gang.
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-04-18
His accounts are all still up as of 6am eastern the next day.
1 KangolVos 2018-04-18
Say it ain't so, Joe.
1 tonydogs 2018-04-18
Joe should write his act about finally realizing what a boring faggot he is after 30 years doing standup, and how he's just a normal guy who takes all these prescription drugs for no reason.
1 ThePittWolf 2018-04-18
I hope the threat came from one of his kids
1 Themenwithnoname 2018-04-18
https://mobile.twitter.com/TheJoeMatarese
Still online, no new tweets.
1 rbgs68740 2018-04-18
What about comedy and that podcast?
1 Yaseetheo 2018-04-18
I don't think he's a Anthony fan.
1 CuntyDracula 2018-04-18
Eno enoa juang.
1 StuntPeckah 2018-04-18
It was beyond credible. The thermite paint was coming from inside the house!
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-04-18
The most deadly pests this side of the Mississippi
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-04-18
Your people place a lot of importance on shoe removal.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-04-18
He's a verified psycho without his meds!!!!! A GOOOOOSH