"I dunno, I mean driving a Big Wheel through the hall wouldn't really damage anything but the river of blood from the elevator would be a problem, man."
"I mean, Lloyd's got some points about killing your family. But this guy is a problem. The only thing he understands is brutal physical violence. I'm not gonna motherfuck him but he is a ghost. It's a tough one, dude."
18 comments
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2018-04-18
i hate to be a nitpicker, but i really prefer the ones where he's hidden in the background somewhere
1 StuntPeckah 2018-04-18
I probably agree. I just planned the one but as soon as I finished it I realized two from The Shining so obvious they essentially write themselves.
Here comes...What Did We Learn?
obvious /= funny
1 Snake_____86 2018-04-18
Women! Can't give them a blowjob. Can't live without 'em!
1 Bluesmoky 2018-04-18
"I dunno, I mean driving a Big Wheel through the hall wouldn't really damage anything but the river of blood from the elevator would be a problem, man."
1 StuntPeckah 2018-04-18
"I mean, Lloyd's got some points about killing your family. But this guy is a problem. The only thing he understands is brutal physical violence. I'm not gonna motherfuck him but he is a ghost. It's a tough one, dude."
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-04-18
All sexting and no play makes Jim a dull radio host.
1 StuntPeckah 2018-04-18
Perfection
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-04-18
Princess Alena is a little boy that lives in my mouth
1 saessea 2018-04-18
niademoc kcah
1 OutlawMemer 2018-04-18
"Nice, my dog costume was just delivered to my room."
1 KangolVos 2018-04-18
"I never meant to fuck the little bastard."
1 saessea 2018-04-18
niademoc kcah
1 MoeGreenVegas 2018-04-18
"A little hair of the tranny that bit me, Lloyd."
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-04-18
Somebody do Norton disinterestedly looking at his phone while the ape-men are encountering the monolith
1 HappensHappen 2018-04-18
One of only four movies Jim has watched.
1 StuntPeckah 2018-04-18
The second being "Chicks with Dicks who love Chicks with Dicks" and the other two being Amy Schumer films.
1 MandibulofacialWeil 2018-04-18
I would ride this version of Jack Nicholson’s face.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-04-18
Last week my wife tried explaining to our teenage daughters that she thought Jack Nicholson was sexy.
It was... awkward.
1 AlchemyWizard 2018-04-18
I would have thought he’d be in the piggy mask scene
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-04-18
Is it just me or is the shining a fuckin overrated movie