[33:45] Earthworm Jim frantically kicking Norm Macdonald & Colin Quinn out of studio. "BROCK, COME SIT."

55  2018-04-18 by RapistWithHIV

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Norm @ Norton: "Why didn't you laugh?" Norton didn't laugh for 90% of the Norm interview. I wonder what he was doing.

Say "clusterfuck" for a 4th time, Jim, it was hilarious the other three. Pandering to some humorless meathead on a comedy show with two of the greats. Disgusting.

People say Opie ruined interviews and the flow of the show etc. but Jim is just as guilty of that. At least everyone else in the studio realizes that they had Norm fucking MacDonald in the studio.

Jim acted as if Norm is a C list comedian. Norm is 10000000x the comedian Jim will ever be.

just wait till morton bring up his i luv trans and i do hookers routine in every interviews

Plus, every second of shit interview-audio was accompanied with incessant blinking. Which really puts the guests at ease.

9:45 norm warns Anthony of drunk tweeting

more good advice not taken

TBH Norm was late. Fuck I hate that little fan boy though.

It's still the only time he was ever on that show vs. a UFC guy.

The show had to make a decision for either a big name, or a really funny guy who would give great radio. They chose the big name, and they did so at Norton's insistence.

Part of it was probably Norton either "Not Getting" Norm, or being really insecure about being on mic with someone that much more talented than he could ever be. The comedy equivalent of being cuckolded. Can't tug your prick to THAT one, can ya Jim?

Opie at the very least doesn't kick him out and let's him stay.

I very much enjoyed the dynamic between Norm Ant and Colin. In a perfect world Norm would've been a regular.

That might have actually become a thing if the worm didn't ruin it over petty jealousy. Norm never came back which I'm sure made Jim quite happy.

If you were a lizard, would you hate a T-Rex. T-sss or somethin'

Jim was mad because he didn't think Norm was funny (didnt laugh at his jokes here or at the roast which Norm noticed and once commented on.) and he wanted to get his Brock signed mitts, his little toy UFC mittens. Norm was also late so Jim used that as the reason to act outraged.

I believe Norton's resentful ghoulish lurking is due to him weighing the options and realizing he can get a photo with Norm just by asking Colin. A BROCK LESNARD photo? Hard To Earn. Wow Jim, you'd have to wait in line at a Jiffy Lube in Arkansas with the other fat autistic virgin nerds for one of those bad babie boys! Where my other niggas who passive aggressively dismiss legendary comics prematurely over a minor grudge ??

You see, as the Norm interview went on, Jim's life drastically became a torture scene in Mission Impossible where he blinks his eyes back and forth to the clock to stress over his impending demise of Norm being in the way of him rubbing himself while asking Brock questions but leaving off the part in his head at the end where he calls Brock "daddy"

I agree with you on most of that, except I don't think Norton would ever want a photo with Norm.

I agree with you on all that, except I don't think Norton would want a photo with Norm.

I'm not sure if it's because Norton "doesn't get" Norm, or just resents him because Norm is so much better than him.

Norm also has had fame thrown at him numerous times (sitcom, Sports Show, feature film, remember his pilot on Comedy Central?) and just kinda has always done his own thing instead of selling out for it, and letting it slide away. And Norton DESPERATELY wants the opportunity to sell out.

The articles in TIME, the kissing of Amy Schumer's ass, that's all pre-selling out. "Above all else, Real" boy would certainly say 'sjw' crap if it meant he could "Sell out fuckin' ARENAS, man" like Schumer, Dane, Larry the Cable Guy etc.

It's both. He doesn't get his humor (since he only had a few AIDS jokes and may never have done material on paying for tranny sex), but he's told Norm is a genius by everybody.

And the fact that Norm has "I don't give a fuck" swagger while Jim is blinkily trying his hardest to be loved makes him jealous. His old persona was the harsh dark humor guy who should have a IDGAF persona. But yet he's begging Facts Of Life cast members for pictures and bragging about it like it's cool to be a wannabe celebrity who pesters real celebrities like Masha.

Celebrity photos. He probably stole that from his buddy Attell, too, except Attell just takes pictures with everyone to remember stuff because he's a drunk. Norton has turned his apartment into the Jim Norton Museum of Self-Validation.

Norm has shown he's a superior comedian by making lame jokes funny, and Norton can't even make his own carefully planned shit interesting. His career is more like Jackass, he goes on stage and grosses people out with his horrid degenerate lifestyle.

His career is more like Jackass, he goes on stage and grosses people out with his horrid degenerate lifestyle.

"I'm Jim Norton and this is getting an AIDS infected black tranny cocktail up my ass with no condom."

Also Norm is excellent at subtle humor and Jim has trouble getting laughs if he doesn't first talk about all the cum he's drank. Can't imagine Jim wouldn't resent Norm.

To be fair, he had some really interesting and probing questions to ask Lesnar, such as “So, what time did you get up this morning?”

Don't forget Brock's witty quip in return "wayyy too fuckin early!". I would much rather hear that than one of the funniest people on the planet.

Jim pissed at people for getting a picture. One of the most hypocritical scenarios I can imagine

What a fucken boob. Jim is the worst.

He sounds like a queef yelling at Norm.

just wait till morton bring up his i luv trans and i do hookers routine in every interviews

Plus, every second of shit interview-audio was accompanied with incessant blinking. Which really puts the guests at ease.