I'll have you know, my jive turkeys frequently tell me that "dat white boi can bust a move". Then they all stand in a circle around me and applaud. In the end I help them win the dancing competition and they all graduate from highschool against all odds.
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1 oandauser 2018-04-17
These are not even tee-hee-able. I figured they'd at least be girl humor. But it's just nonsense.
1 nunyobisnez 2018-04-17
fucking hacks
1 NumeroOtto 2018-04-17
The tweets are so bad it comes off as a sarcastic title to an article about how un-funny and unoriginal they all are.
1 Mu_Scevich 2018-04-17
My thought exactly.
1 Guinness525 2018-04-17
Watching them try to be funny is like watching a kid with aspergers dance to rap music.
1 theRealOpieraqioxyz 2018-04-17
I'll have you know, my jive turkeys frequently tell me that "dat white boi can bust a move". Then they all stand in a circle around me and applaud. In the end I help them win the dancing competition and they all graduate from highschool against all odds.
What where we talking about again?
1 246h8 2018-04-17
Where was Father Doris during all this?
1 Ralph_Cifaretto 2018-04-17
All jokes are exclusively about men.
1 Thomas_Dairy 2018-04-17
If we all just started hitting them again, what could they possibly do? Seriously, what would their next move be?
1 enzo_trash 2018-04-17
All the men would be in prison camps, just like they want, guarded by robots with guns
Oddly enough OJ Simpson will still be free
1 TheRealJayOakerson 2018-04-17
Even the cunt "author" of this article's last name is just some dude's first name. 😂
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillaume_(surname)
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-04-17
Linking directly to the article. Well done OP. Well done...
1 Mu_Scevich 2018-04-17
My thought exactly.