Any Morrissey Fans?

47  2018-04-17 by EncinoEscobar

65 comments

I am now!

he's been talking like this for a while. God bless him. Viva hate!

I respect that he’s gone all-in on the veganism. If you truly believe meat is murder, you should be this outraged. It’s kind of like the pro-lifers who chain themselves to abortion clinics. I don’t agree with them, but I appreciate their consistency and commitment.

Yeah it's kind of like snake handlers. I mean I don't agree but they're right in their own way. They take a passage about faith and harm in the Bible and take it to its logical conclusion. Seems mental but I can respect what they do. If you really believe those words then faith should protect you from snakes.

I saw him at MSG a few years ago, and the venue wasn't even allowed to sell hot dogs. They we're selling non-meat hot dogs to unsuspecting people, and they were literally gagging when they took the first bite. lol

He's great.

The hardcore of his fanbase are very liberal so they have meltdowns every time he speaks now.

He's been doing this literally since the 80s- it's not new.

It was always funny when my super vegan / PC acquaintances back in the day would try to come to grips that he's vegan and probably gay, but also really hates foreigners in the UK... and always has.

They had a hard time wrapping their head around it.

They never heard National Front Disco?

I enjoy when the hipster faggots play Morrisey to pretend they are "hip" or whatever faggotry shit they concern themselves about. And then "Irish blood, english heart" comes on. Nice little song, fuck the EU, fuck the foreigners.

probably gay

Perhaps more than perhaps...

Perhaps the rumors say he didn't surround himself with a couple bass and dick sucks on "Tomorrow."

ALLEGEDY

The core of his fanbase is Mexican gangsters, not media cunts.

Weirdest fan group ever. I only found out about his cholo fans recently; beyond hilarious.

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Can confirm. I was at the very first Coachella, and every other attendee was dressed like it was 1950 and wearing a Morrissey shirt. Eventually, Moz relocated to Hollywood.

Gustavo Arellano used to do a monthly appearance on The Tom Leykis show and this came up a lot. Arellano has written about a dozen articles about this, here's one:

https://www.ocweekly.com/their-charming-man-6426051/

Tom Leykis... the west coast O&A. He even beat his wife.

That old “ask Tom” $40 bit was pretty good drive time shit back when I was just headed home from work after drinking a can of coffee and eating my lunch from a cement sack.

Morrissey is my favorite example of a celebrity that's so shitty, it ruins their old work for me. When I was a kid, I loved the Smiths. Couldn't get enough of them.

As an adult, I see all these incredibly shitty things that Morrissey has done:

  • He clearly says stupid shit to get in the papers, and probably doesn't believe half the things he says

  • He's a cunt about the whole veganism thing. If some venue sells hot dogs, that's not a valid excuse to fuck over your fans

  • He obviously despises his fans; he famously canceled a tour because he had "a cold" then was seen the same night getting drunk with Oasis, where he joked about canceling the gig. http://www.nme.com/news/music/noel-gallagher-146-1209029

  • Adam Carolla tells the story of how Morrissey showed up to a gig and noticed that they spelled his name wrong on the marquee. So he went home.

Anthony Cumia and Morrissey are both raging drunks who despise their own fanbase, but at least Cumia shows up for work.

I like a few smiths and his solo stuff but I love how he annoys all the right people.

real ass dude of the week?

Bigmouth strikes again. Cmon I’m obly a civilian!!

I go deep with The Smiths

My fav band

I have "Parklife" on vinyl

Cemet'ree Gatesssss

Not fawkin heavy enough for me. Tss tss they sing me to sleep an shit tss tss

Girlfriend in a Coma doesn't make you DVV DVV DVV?

morrissey is an eternal faggot, but i have to give him credit for shitting on the muzzies.

That’s racist

I like this song a lot.

This opening riff got me into The Smiths/Morrissey. Tried to listen to Johnny Marrs solo releases but his voice and lyrics are bland as fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnpILIIo9ek

I think most bands are like that. They tend to be the sum of their parts. I think my favourite band of all time is Queen. They're impossibly brilliant. Heavier than Black Sabbath, more complicated than Led Zeppelin, cooler than The Beatles, richer than Bob Dylan; but their solo albums stunk beyond belief. Freddie Mercury just released gay dance albums, Brian May just made generic hard rock, Roger Taylor released bland synth-rock. Individually, you'd never think they could ever be any good, but together they got the chemistry right and made something awesome.

Mute the music video and it looks like Morrissey is asking Patton Oswald about his wife

This is better.

"I will not change and I will not be nice."

most people keep their brain between their leeeeeeeggs

Not so much anymore. I saw him in concert on the Alma Matters tour back in 1996 I think was the year. I met and spoke with him in 1998 during an autograph sessions for the release of My Early Burglary Years. Then I saw him in concert about 4 years ago and I was bored out of my mind. I had eaten 30mg of a marijuana edible and still thought the show sucked. Usually at that dosage of THC I think all music is good.

So at the end did he cum on your face or your back?

Being on the Right is punk now.

I don't listen to his music but love that he pisses everyone off whenever he talks. Bashing the same side or group gets old, Morrisey bashes everyone and never apologizes.

The most liberal girlfriend I have ever had was a huge Morrisey/Smiths fan. I wish we still kept in touch so I could send her this. Thank you.

Do you wish you could fuck her again? I wish you could.

Honestly? Not really.

She was ok in bed, but nothing like the girl before her. However, said previous girl found out I went out with this other girl the next exact day after having broken up with her. Broke up with her Friday night, after having arranged to meet this liberal chick on Saturday earlier that day, which turned into a shitshow and made me look like a piece of human garbage. Which I did act like, to be fair.

Humans place too much emphasis on "feelings". We are all animals, with animal requirements, that's it. Take the so-called "nobleness" out of the equation and watch how much bettter you'll feel.

Paragraphs that blow Joe Rogan's mind (1/100).

How long were you with the first girl?

pix?

What a boring story

Human garbage? Anthony?

That was the reference, yes. But I think Opie said it, no?

He did.

I do love The Smiths

Fuck it.. he was in the smiths.. he can do and say what he wants

I only stuck to metal and hip hop when I was younger but I've come to appreciate morrisey/ the smiths in recent

Tell us more about your musical preferences.

Sure, I've recently became a fan of the genre "your mothers cunt"

Oooh, you sensitive Sally!

It's sad seeing the guardian begging for money at the end of every article now

Is this that homo that sings about being depressed with a flower in his pocket?

"The pain was enough to make a shy, bald buddhist reflect and plan a mass murder"

Morrissey is one of my favorite people on this planet.

It's not that I totally agree with him, but I am sick of Muslims getting so many brakes in my country. They don't adapt in any way.

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The Smiths - What Difference Does It Make +8 - I like this song a lot.
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The Smiths - How Soon Is Now? (Official Music Video) +3 - This opening riff got me into The Smiths/Morrissey. Tried to listen to Johnny Marrs solo releases but his voice and lyrics are bland as fuck.
Mexrrissey - Estuvo Bien (Suedehead) +1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zh-89Hg2K0

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People call Brits fags but at least they regularly produce fascist musical geniuses.

Oh don't get me started Sing your life

So, is he dropping a new album or something? You can set your watch to his well-timed incendiary soundbites. All his lefty hipster fans know the deal.

His solo shit sucks dog shit. Holler at your boy Johnny Marr, Morrissey. Leave the twink band alone.

You might as well have asked "any faggots here?"

Yes I admit it I am a huge morrissey/marr/smiths fan. Probably not a whole lot of those here. I am also straight...

Eat shit and die,stupid.

Humans place too much emphasis on "feelings". We are all animals, with animal requirements, that's it. Take the so-called "nobleness" out of the equation and watch how much bettter you'll feel.

How long were you with the first girl?

pix?

What a boring story

Human garbage? Anthony?