My favorite part of that is the tape literally doesn’t exist. The Artie era of THSS is 100% archived and complete, yet there’s no audio or video of this happening. There’s also no mention of it on marksfriggin despite the level of autism on display on that site.
I’m pretty sure it did happen and junkie just got the guest wrong when telling the story once or twice or 8,000 times.
It was actually Duran Duran I believe. Kathy Griffin was in before them but hung around to watch them perform & got kicked out of the green room so Artie could take a nap in there. He definitely has the story wrong.
I've also never seen or heard the episode where the next caller on Howard's monitor wants to call Chris Rock an N-person. This story has been told countless times by Artie but I've never heard it in all of his appearances on the show.
He’s right. Trevor Noah is an unfunny Uncle Tom. He’s the black Kumail Nanjianipu. “I’m from South Africa. It was illegal to be black there until 1995 and somehow the United States still the most oppressive place in the world. Being black is different and let me tell you why.....” Now imagine that for 58 minutes. That’s what his specials are.
I’ll shoot a gram of tar I’ll shoot up a 20 bag of blow I’ll mix some H with my coke and shoot up a speed ball on New Year’s Eve in front of Anderson cooper.....
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1 psudude66 2018-04-16
I'd rather watch all that than the AA show.
1 Clint0nBukowski 2018-04-16
sniff yeah that’s a tough one. All terrible comedy options is a mother fucker
1 Sicboy69 2018-04-16
Someone should tell Artie that comedy without him has been going on since 2008.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2018-04-16
Perhaps more than that.
1 BreastWood_One 2018-04-16
To be fair and not cause of him, it's been dead since then.
1 Slothjew 2018-04-16
Go to work fatso.
1 CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2018-04-16
Choke on your own vomit, you contemptible junkie.
1 chickenfan1 2018-04-16
he's not actually here
1 ZigginZaggin 2018-04-16
I'll give Artie that. He's probably the only member of the O&A expanded universe who doesn't lurk here.
1 Dennyislife 2018-04-16
He's trying to do a new joke. Good on him for giving it a go.
1 whistlingwhistlerer 2018-04-16
lookatimgo
1 RBuddCumia 2018-04-16
I can’t believe I’m typing this, but I think I’d rather hear the Kathy Griffin story again.
1 illydelph 2018-04-16
My favorite part of that is the tape literally doesn’t exist. The Artie era of THSS is 100% archived and complete, yet there’s no audio or video of this happening. There’s also no mention of it on marksfriggin despite the level of autism on display on that site.
I’m pretty sure it did happen and junkie just got the guest wrong when telling the story once or twice or 8,000 times.
1 nothing_mattress 2018-04-16
THSS THSS
1 Shady_Jake 2018-04-16
It was actually Duran Duran I believe. Kathy Griffin was in before them but hung around to watch them perform & got kicked out of the green room so Artie could take a nap in there. He definitely has the story wrong.
1 edgars_teeth 2018-04-16
I've also never seen or heard the episode where the next caller on Howard's monitor wants to call Chris Rock an N-person. This story has been told countless times by Artie but I've never heard it in all of his appearances on the show.
1 Treeckosis 2018-04-16
Part of the 7th step.
1 Jungies 2018-04-16
I promise you that Samantha Bee's awful show has higher ratings than Artie's awful show.
1 db111 2018-04-16
Say "Jew broad fights Draculas"
1 itsclivepeters 2018-04-16
It's the funniest thing he's heard.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-04-16
Buffalo Moot ZA rell, consumed in the manner of an apple
1 Drumchapel 2018-04-16
Say that next month while you are in prison, junkie waste of fucking space
1 thrillated 2018-04-16
He is about a fat piece of shit.
1 AsianAnalParty 2018-04-16
He’s right. Trevor Noah is an unfunny Uncle Tom. He’s the black Kumail Nanjianipu. “I’m from South Africa. It was illegal to be black there until 1995 and somehow the United States still the most oppressive place in the world. Being black is different and let me tell you why.....” Now imagine that for 58 minutes. That’s what his specials are.
1 doxxbrown 2018-04-16
I'd rather watch an hour special of Ang running for the man.
1 takinit2thasheets 2018-04-16
did we ever find out what the fuck that meant? God that was so retarded
1 vize 2018-04-16
I think that was the name of the guy who collected for the bookie he owed money to
1 Sueable 2018-04-16
I’ll shoot a gram of tar I’ll shoot up a 20 bag of blow I’ll mix some H with my coke and shoot up a speed ball on New Year’s Eve in front of Anderson cooper.....
1 late_50s_why 2018-04-16
this disgusting fat body is so humorless i want to KKTITN to those who said he was good
1 Titsasspenisballs 2018-04-16
Alt right Artie now
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2018-04-16
Slight credit to Anthony, this hilarious trainwreck of a person wouldn't really be on my radar without him.
1 FuegoFerdinand 2018-04-16
What's the word for the heroin version of wet brain?
1 Sueable 2018-04-16
Nigger
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-04-16
But he’s clean and sober. You can tell.
1 TittyMtnhighway 2018-04-16
That Samantha Bee is fierce y'all
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-04-16
Come back here and shut up!
1 Billyassman 2018-04-16
How does that make you feel?Artie Artie. Wake the fuck up, you'll be late for work.ha ha Haha Haha ha Haha
1 Misterbrownstone 2018-04-16
Analogies got a nigga ribs
1 jebro 2018-04-16
Why don’t you come over here and shut up
1 fudgesicle2014 2018-04-16
garlic butter saw
1 insertclevereference 2018-04-16
He should try leaving the house when he wants to work on his act.
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2018-04-16
Can we just get a podcast with a sober artie and Gilbert making fun of black people all day?
1 246h8 2018-04-16
HotDose
1 fudgesicle2014 2018-04-16
cocaine's a hell of a drug
1 vize 2018-04-16
I think that was the name of the guy who collected for the bookie he owed money to