I think you guys undervalue the comedic brilliance of "Nice shirt, stupid."
100 2018-04-16 by KingDonaldTrump
The sentence starts out so positive, like "holy shit, my sharp and brutally discerning friends are actually complimenting me on my appearance! This is the best day ever! :D"
And then they hit you with that last word, "stupid"; in one instant you realize it was all a lie and they just wanted to hurt you the whole time. It's the kind of joke that makes you question all of your assumptions and rethink your belief system.
38 comments
1 jackpower76 2018-04-16
Nice post stupid
1 Toss__Pot 2018-04-16
Nice comma, stupid.
1 tar_baby33 2018-04-16
Nice name, stupid.
1 PaintedPicture 2018-04-16
Nice .,stupid
1 tar_baby33 2018-04-16
I gotta tap out...Iām tapping! You burned me good. I thought I could hang at the Cellar table but I was dead WRONG!
1 PaintedPicture 2018-04-16
Okay tappy. Should rename yourself tap_babyfaggot
1 HomeRunCumia 2018-04-16
First of all, boooooo.
Second, Ant would never stop harassing him if he changed his name to that.
1 tar_baby33 2018-04-16
Man these Cellar table zingers are bruuuuuuuuutal!
1 CuckECheese 2018-04-16
Tap. Tap. Taparoo.
1 JoeyButtlicker 2018-04-16
Nice stupid, stupid.
1 RealTonySchiavone 2018-04-16
The skewering of the Cellar's "brutality" is one of my favorite things here
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-04-16
Fucking BRUUUUTALLLYYY, DESSSTRRRROOOYYYED, ANNNIHIIILLATEEEED
They're so fucking gay when they self aggrandize how edgy they are, Norton especially. Always does it in that extra serious 'genuine Jim' voice. Haha, we joke around but honestly my friends are so funny & kewl š
1 fuckstartmyheartx 2018-04-16
Man you just dont get 'the hang'
1 fatshamers 2018-04-16
Us civilians could never roll with them. Making fun of other male's appearances/outfits relentlessly is definitely not something an effeminate gay/metrosexual male would do.
It honestly seems like a bit that would be on Queer Eye.
1 AntsCamera 2018-04-16
Fuck your mother, Stupid.
1 Fagghouli 2018-04-16
I'll shove glasshards up your mother's cunt, stupid!
1 CuckECheese 2018-04-16
What are glass hards?
1 Fagghouli 2018-04-16
Hard glass, stupid
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-04-16
"Nice ______, stupid." is the pinnacle of comedy.
1 late_50s_why 2018-04-16
your word is lose to these civilians who dont understand the craft
1 HomeRunCumia 2018-04-16
Greatest comedy line of all time, besides anything from Billy Crystal...
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-04-16
agree with this 100%
1 Fagghouli 2018-04-16
It's a metaphysical statement about the values of modern society in which focuses more on vain material things like nice shirts rather than gaining more knowledge and educate yourself, hence the insult; stupid at the end.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-04-16
My high school had a thing every Valentine's Day where you could send roses to your crush, cost a couple bucks but they came with a card and everything.
I got 5 roses with a card that just said "x" and I never felt so desirable in my life until my friends laughed in my face during lunch break.
That's comedy folks.
1 CuckECheese 2018-04-16
The only way that story could be funnier is if it ended with your suicide.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-04-16
There'll be plenty of opportunities in the future, you can't rush a good suicide
1 CuckECheese 2018-04-16
Keep us posted!
1 late_50s_why 2018-04-16
Nice crush stupid
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-04-16
Stupid nice, shirt.
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-04-16
Nice shirt, :). Do you feel better now?
1 Purplestahli 2018-04-16
See this post is brilliant because he makes it SEEM like he's praising the overuse of the joke, but actually he's sacrastically criticizing it.
Such brilliant wit. Only thing that would make this thread better is if OP ended it with a. "Not!"
1 itsclivepeters 2018-04-16
Civilians wouldn't get it
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-04-16
Don't expect these civilians to understand, OP. They weren't at the "The Table" for the "Great Derosa Bashing of 2004", nor were they there for the "Time Dipaolo Asked Patrice How His Physical Went." You can't even hope to wrap your mind around the carnage unless you were there, man.
1 Dachosen17 2018-04-16
You cant forget all time legendary beating the bill burr bus beating, we dont know any of the lines they said but we have to take the craftsmen for their word
1 wicked_crayfish 2018-04-16
Dude the table is bruuuuuutal.
1 JohnQNo1 2018-04-16
If that table could talk, oh, the stories it would tell
1 SlobKelly 2018-04-16
Nice, "nice shirt, stupid", stupid
1 enzo_trash 2018-04-16
the economy of words is pretty damn impressive
1 PaintedPicture 2018-04-16
Okay tappy. Should rename yourself tap_babyfaggot
1 CuckECheese 2018-04-16
Keep us posted!