See if you break it down to a fundamental we're all just stardust and that's why you can't tell me you know anything. Cause we don't know shit! Which one is the Windex? You can't answer that in any definitive way because on a Quantum level THEY'RE BOTH WINDEX. Pull up Uncertainty Principle, Jamie.
Human Eyesight alone, without aid of psychedelics, is SUCH a poor, poor judge of reality. There was a study in Canada that showed unaltered humans couldn't see difference between Windex and soda.
I mean...what is blue really? What are chemicals? Could a bear beat an alligator in a fair fight? I don't know. I don't have the answers. I'm just a 5ft2 man on steroids.
This is insane. I saw on the internet 2 glasses, one filled with Mountain Dew, yeah the blue one and the other filled with Windex Crystail Rain which is also blue. Get this, they both look identical. It's crazy, right?? Jamie, pull that up.
You know why its illegal to drink Windex right? Cos William Randolph Hearst owned Mountain Dew and didn't want the competition so he bought out Windex outlawing its use for any other purpose other than cleaning windows. Jamie! Google, can Mountain Dew clean windows?
imagine if drinking windex actually cleaned your insides and they were all sparking and disinfected. that would be CRAZY!!! jamie pull up a video of a lion fucking a turtle.
It's such a strange, strange concept that we exchange little green pieces of paper for blue liquid with CHEMICALS in it to drink. Humans are so weeiird, man.
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32 comments
1 literalotherkin 2018-04-16
See if you break it down to a fundamental we're all just stardust and that's why you can't tell me you know anything. Cause we don't know shit! Which one is the Windex? You can't answer that in any definitive way because on a Quantum level THEY'RE BOTH WINDEX. Pull up Uncertainty Principle, Jamie.
1 idamnedit 2018-04-16
Except mountain dew is carbonated and windex is not.
1 literalotherkin 2018-04-16
You're not getting it man. You're not thinking on that other level. Ever done DMT?
1 Joe_Cumia 2018-04-16
I doubt this guy has even been in an isolation tank
1 Toss__Pot 2018-04-16
I like to carbonate my windex in a sodastream machine
1 GullibleGilbert 2018-04-16
how important is the link?
1 A_Grill_BTW 2018-04-16
Incredibly
1 whistlingwhistlerer 2018-04-16
tons.....for faggots
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-04-16
wtf give me 10 of those
1 AlvinItchyCock 2018-04-16
Its all fractal bro. Dmt, alpha brain, compact bows bro
1 juschippinyababe 2018-04-16
I'll take that refreshing windex, fuck mountain dew.
1 methAndgatorade 2018-04-16
It's so weird, man...
1 MSteve1232000 2018-04-16
You know about the thing with the sugar industry, right?
1 Anarox 2018-04-16
Bring that up Jamie
1 clayformer 2018-04-16
Whoa.
1 TacoTrots 2018-04-16
Jamie, pull that up...
...pull that up, Jamie.
1 Suibu 2018-04-16
Someone call redban
1 comeflywme 2018-04-16
Have you seen that picture of the blue Mountain Dew next to the windex? It's fucking insane.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-04-16
Human Eyesight alone, without aid of psychedelics, is SUCH a poor, poor judge of reality. There was a study in Canada that showed unaltered humans couldn't see difference between Windex and soda.
COUGHS
pull up those pictures Jamie
1 lechocco 2018-04-16
I mean...what is blue really? What are chemicals? Could a bear beat an alligator in a fair fight? I don't know. I don't have the answers. I'm just a 5ft2 man on steroids.
1 SickLikeAidz 2018-04-16
This is insane. I saw on the internet 2 glasses, one filled with Mountain Dew, yeah the blue one and the other filled with Windex Crystail Rain which is also blue. Get this, they both look identical. It's crazy, right?? Jamie, pull that up.
1 Rock-Coat 2018-04-16
You know why its illegal to drink Windex right? Cos William Randolph Hearst owned Mountain Dew and didn't want the competition so he bought out Windex outlawing its use for any other purpose other than cleaning windows. Jamie! Google, can Mountain Dew clean windows?
1 Wiggy_Bop 2018-04-16
That is so gross!
1 Superbad415 2018-04-16
I mean, that kinda trips me out too
1 charleskealyphoto 2018-04-16
imagine if drinking windex actually cleaned your insides and they were all sparking and disinfected. that would be CRAZY!!! jamie pull up a video of a lion fucking a turtle.
1 whistlingwhistlerer 2018-04-16
They're are MILLIONS of HUNDREDS of PROTON DATABASES and THE MOON and ONNIT and IT GETS CRAZY....FATHOM!
1 maynardsabeast 2018-04-16
Voltage rules. I'm very fond of blue dranks. Blue Red Bull too
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-04-16
Have you read Zecharia Sitchin's book on Mountain Dew? He theorizes that Mt. Dew and Windex are the same thing. Yeah, it's crazy shit, man.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-04-16
Better drink both just to be safe.
1 holodog 2018-04-16
It's obvious which one is Windex as one glass is sparkling with the deep cleaning power of Windex® streak-free shine.
1 InspecktahDeck 2018-04-16
This thread is the most accurate bashing I've ever seen
1 8rysh 2018-04-16
It's such a strange, strange concept that we exchange little green pieces of paper for blue liquid with CHEMICALS in it to drink. Humans are so weeiird, man.
1 Anarox 2018-04-16
Bring that up Jamie