What's your favorite kind of apple?

0  2018-04-16 by IbDotLoyingAwright

There's 2 kinds of fuckfaces in this world. Fuckfaces that have come to learn that only McIntosh apples are worth a damn, and fuckfaces that eat galas and honeycrisps LIKE ANIMALS.

So either swear alliegence to McIntosh apples or die slow you shitvaginas.

17 comments

Green

Wrong.

Adam's

Incorrect.

Boy whoevers downvoting me, I will put my weenie in your mom's butthole.

Red Delicious obviously.

Nah

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Granny Smith here

dis guy lives in a real country

The reddish yellow one

the one in Amy Schumer's mouth

Golden delicious

I’ve always been a red delicious guy, but recent I’ve moved in to gala apples and haven’t look back.

No wait wait the Ipad