"I like D.L. by the way, this is not 'f**k you' to D.L. I'd tell you if it was, I actually like him."

162  2018-04-15 by RapistWithHIV

42 comments

never motherfuck the chipper

Don't reference this faggots elementary characters on my property.

my apologies, I figured his entire public image was a caricature

Does no one there wear headphones correctly?

They all have such misshapen skulls it's impossible.

Wattch out, DL. That 5'4, wig-wearing shitstabber is a problem.

What a dead empty life. Had his heart broken by a cam boy in Europe.

I don’t like the way you work.

the look of someone with Club Soda Kenny on his payroll.

The Glaring Keeyid

Why not a smile?

How dare an enormously successful and popular celebrity not turn up to some begging peons failed project he didnt want to do in the first place and only said yes to to shut him up?!?!?!

Did we ever find out more about these failed projects? There was that notorious one that made this sick little noodle unfriend everyone on facebook, but was it the same one as this? How many of his friends quietly recognize he's an engine of inept failure? Will I continue asking rhetorical questions? Am I a faggot?

Yes

But no i i think the unfriending one predated this tantrum by several years. People, particularly comedians have figured out early on that norton isnt funny off the radio. But since he is on the radio, and that is a great place to sell tickets and promote anything else, its a good idea to throw him some crumbs to make him feel like an equal. People like dl hugely dont need him and so dont go on his show.

Norton knows this too, and most of the time he pretends otherwise, filling his lonely apartment with signed shit from celebrities to make him feel like he has "made it" enough to get such trinkets. But he knows deep down he stinks, and he has a tantrum when people ruin his illusion.

I think deep down Jimmy knows this. He knows it's only his radio access that gave him fame and now there's a new generation of podcasters and competing radio shows that are 100x better than he could ever do. The best he can do is that Chip podcast. An extended Mad TV sketch. Nice one you fucking queer.

The saddest thing about Jim and Sam is that they both see it as a stepping stone.

If they spent less time setting up for the next gig and actually invested their time and effort into a funny show that day, it would be better than anything O&A did in the last 7 years of their show.

Hopefully after the wrestlemania fiasco sam is fired from the "wwf" and that may take him down a peg or 2.

does 'fired' mean 'no longer invited to do this for free'?

In the words of CQ, what a resentful creep.

"It's... It's sick!"

Colin: Its sick. Jim: Its not sick. Colin: I don't think thats a very good argument.

I thought this was actor Dylan Baker.

You fuckers ruin any insult by posting bs like this

I want this on a t shirt

"I like performing and this is my job." Until this mug came on apparently...

The family members of BTK's victims hid their emotions in court better than this.

Bitching about the doneness of your egg whites on an hourly basis.

"Performing"

Ungrateful N-person...

Looks like we found another Titsloth.

What a masculine look.

"it's not like I went "FUCK YOU GET OUT OF MY FUCKING STUDIO" is it? Come on, you're panicking sir"

He's such a little pussy. Only making those faces when he wasn't looking. You know he smiled and giggled whenever they made eye contact

That's a STERN look how hoo

Progeria Jimmy

Anyone have clips or audio?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re2GA2U04XQ here, you non googling piece of garbage

Who in the fuck would wanna see D.L on jims show anyways?

Nice nip, stupid.

I wish this comment had a couple more letters.

Thank you for your service Jim.

I'm going to so unfollow you on Twitter. That'll fucking show them. Where are my egg whites and mustard.

I used to lurk here on and off and I know there were always people complaining about the show but what happened? lol, I know Norton and Sam show isn't nearly as good as classic O&A but it seems like everyone just complains about the show. Kind of reminds me of how the WWE has a dedicated group of people that complain about their product yet still watch faithfully and attend shows just because they have nothing better going on in their life.

WWE has been fucking terrible for over a decade and people who still watch it are autistic.

He like everyone he hates. He's gone on record saying he likes Opie and Sam. Bonnie too.

Opie should get him on his podcast just to spite that resentful faot.

Nice nipple, stupid

Don't reference this faggots elementary characters on my property.

Why not a smile?