Anthony fucked up, Lobster Girl was a cutie

23  2018-04-14 by Der-Giftpilz

40 comments

Here's a clearer picture

https://m.imgur.com/BimKoEY

Wow what a difference

Nice to see Anthony accepting his Muslim roots.

She has a lazy tit.

Woof

Not nearly as cute there. Crank back the resolution in those wonky tits

Bitch lost her muh-fuggin' titties!!!

Why would she wear that outfit? Also Ant looks like Vos in this pic.

Jesus Cumia has aged about 100 years since then.

i hate weird small tits

Formal night on the carnival cruise ship, white trash

Best part is he bought her sister a trailer to live in. White trash unite.

Didn’t Colin call him the King of the White Trash after hearing this story?

Yeah I think so. That Col always with the apt descriptions.

Can someone provide more details? Who is dis bitch?

Up until about 2010, Ant had a GF. This was her. They met back in the WNEW days, she came on the show and sucked an intern's dick.

Not particularly. She has the same body as the singer in Jabba's palace.

Which I would also fuck.

Fair point.

Unfortunately she had a birthday every year.

And a mother who might need her by her side on her deathbed someday.

Anthony tasted Spaz's jizz every time he kissed her.

Nice resolution, stupid

I like the amount of jpeg in this photo, makes everyone look more attractive

There's a lot of pics of her with piss yellow teeth.

You don't fuck her teeth.

But they are in her mouth so by proxy yes you do.

yeah to do, einstein, its called a blow job.

did you use the 'Cumia skin' filter on this pic?

She was a perfect 10 pixels

The Paterson 16mm bigfoot footage is clearer than this.

I think you're wrong. That was pretty hard to see

The one who blew the intern to save a lobster?

You mean the one who cares about animals AND gives free blowjobs?

Absolute wife material there.

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Yeah Spaz of all fucking people.

Quite possibly the biggest fucking retard ever until Bobo came along.

Opie was there the whole time.

Was he?

Must have tuned out.

I used to live next to train tracks as a kid. I would have friends sleep over and bitch about the trains, but I never heard them.

That is how I feel about Opie, that is why I like that channel on you Jewb where the guy edits opie out of the shows.

"Ah, may I take your coat sir".

I like the 1st pic better. She's cute and the only one who'd control him a bit.

Anthony fucked up when Patrice literally mapped out the rest of his life for him after his divorce and he just pissed it away.

Anthony divorces his wife. He starts banging 18-20 year old trashy girls from the internet. Patrice sees this as letting loose after a divorce. But then the behavior continues. Patrice sees what a disgusting perverted road Anthony is headed down.

Patrice suggests that Anthony date a 30-something professional woman of class. He suggests the news anchor Jill Nicolini as an example. Anthony takes his advice literally and uses his New York connections to get in touch and eventually starts dating her.

He's 47 and she's 30. So it's still a hot young piece of ass from his perspective. But the age difference isn't so apparent because they're both grown adults. This life advice might cause Anthony to actually mature into a decent family man.

So what does Anthony do? He cheats on her with another 18 year old trashy whore from the internet. Then he rants about her on the air and acts like she is the crazy perverted one who ruined the relationship.

It's like he's some colored who refuses to behave.

That show when he was shitting on Jill, it was a big part of the reason I got my shit together. I was like "I don't want to end up like this narcissistic ghoul."

No no, you got it backwards. Jill shit in his bed.

You can both be right.

This all happened after Melinda broke up with him, not after the divorce. He was with Melinda for several years after his divorce.

Yeah. Wasn’t Melinda the one he had threesomes with his wife and eventually Ant only had sex with Melinda rather than his ex? Or was that someone else?

Yes that was Melinda as well. Imagine how different his life could have turned out if she didn't dump him. Might have had a fulfilling/fun life and not become obsessed with race.

she sucked an interns dick. what a prize he lost.