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Anthony fucked up when Patrice literally mapped out the rest of his life for him after his divorce and he just pissed it away.
Anthony divorces his wife. He starts banging 18-20 year old trashy girls from the internet. Patrice sees this as letting loose after a divorce. But then the behavior continues. Patrice sees what a disgusting perverted road Anthony is headed down.
Patrice suggests that Anthony date a 30-something professional woman of class. He suggests the news anchor Jill Nicolini as an example. Anthony takes his advice literally and uses his New York connections to get in touch and eventually starts dating her.
He's 47 and she's 30. So it's still a hot young piece of ass from his perspective. But the age difference isn't so apparent because they're both grown adults. This life advice might cause Anthony to actually mature into a decent family man.
So what does Anthony do? He cheats on her with another 18 year old trashy whore from the internet. Then he rants about her on the air and acts like she is the crazy perverted one who ruined the relationship.
That show when he was shitting on Jill, it was a big part of the reason I got my shit together. I was like "I don't want to end up like this narcissistic ghoul."
Yeah. Wasn’t Melinda the one he had threesomes with his wife and eventually Ant only had sex with Melinda rather than his ex? Or was that someone else?
Yes that was Melinda as well. Imagine how different his life could have turned out if she didn't dump him. Might have had a fulfilling/fun life and not become obsessed with race.
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1 greygooser 2018-04-14
Here's a clearer picture
https://m.imgur.com/BimKoEY
1 Der-Giftpilz 2018-04-14
Wow what a difference
1 Yaseetheo 2018-04-14
Nice to see Anthony accepting his Muslim roots.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-04-14
She has a lazy tit.
1 burlapsack69 2018-04-14
Woof
1 zoogie778 2018-04-14
Not nearly as cute there. Crank back the resolution in those wonky tits
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-04-14
Bitch lost her muh-fuggin' titties!!!
1 PudSuckley 2018-04-14
Why would she wear that outfit? Also Ant looks like Vos in this pic.
1 grocery_man 2018-04-14
Jesus Cumia has aged about 100 years since then.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-04-14
i hate weird small tits
1 jacktorrance6290 2018-04-14
Formal night on the carnival cruise ship, white trash
1 literalotherkin 2018-04-14
Best part is he bought her sister a trailer to live in. White trash unite.
1 PM_ME_MASTECTOMY 2018-04-14
Didn’t Colin call him the King of the White Trash after hearing this story?
1 literalotherkin 2018-04-14
Yeah I think so. That Col always with the apt descriptions.
1 schmuckOnWheels 2018-04-14
Can someone provide more details? Who is dis bitch?
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-04-14
Up until about 2010, Ant had a GF. This was her. They met back in the WNEW days, she came on the show and sucked an intern's dick.
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-04-14
Not particularly. She has the same body as the singer in Jabba's palace.
1 darklydreamingdayln 2018-04-14
Which I would also fuck.
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-04-14
Fair point.
1 Friend_of_Kramer 2018-04-14
Unfortunately she had a birthday every year.
1 talkingABOUTmyGF 2018-04-14
And a mother who might need her by her side on her deathbed someday.
1 AntsCamera 2018-04-14
Anthony tasted Spaz's jizz every time he kissed her.
1 JerkStoreJ 2018-04-14
Nice resolution, stupid
1 TeflonDon3000 2018-04-14
I like the amount of jpeg in this photo, makes everyone look more attractive
1 Snake_____86 2018-04-14
There's a lot of pics of her with piss yellow teeth.
1 FoetusCorruptus 2018-04-14
You don't fuck her teeth.
1 booger-picker 2018-04-14
But they are in her mouth so by proxy yes you do.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-04-14
yeah to do, einstein, its called a blow job.
1 JeremyACrosby 2018-04-14
did you use the 'Cumia skin' filter on this pic?
1 bmfanboy 2018-04-14
She was a perfect 10 pixels
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-04-14
The Paterson 16mm bigfoot footage is clearer than this.
1 InfamousDoubt 2018-04-14
I think you're wrong. That was pretty hard to see
1 enzo_trash 2018-04-14
The one who blew the intern to save a lobster?
1 NateJay82 2018-04-14
You mean the one who cares about animals AND gives free blowjobs?
Absolute wife material there.
1 aardBot 2018-04-14
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1 AntsCamera 2018-04-14
Yeah Spaz of all fucking people.
Quite possibly the biggest fucking retard ever until Bobo came along.
1 FuegoFerdinand 2018-04-14
Opie was there the whole time.
1 AntsCamera 2018-04-14
Was he?
Must have tuned out.
I used to live next to train tracks as a kid. I would have friends sleep over and bitch about the trains, but I never heard them.
That is how I feel about Opie, that is why I like that channel on you Jewb where the guy edits opie out of the shows.
1 Themenwithnoname 2018-04-14
"Ah, may I take your coat sir".
I like the 1st pic better. She's cute and the only one who'd control him a bit.
1 NateJay82 2018-04-14
Anthony fucked up when Patrice literally mapped out the rest of his life for him after his divorce and he just pissed it away.
Anthony divorces his wife. He starts banging 18-20 year old trashy girls from the internet. Patrice sees this as letting loose after a divorce. But then the behavior continues. Patrice sees what a disgusting perverted road Anthony is headed down.
Patrice suggests that Anthony date a 30-something professional woman of class. He suggests the news anchor Jill Nicolini as an example. Anthony takes his advice literally and uses his New York connections to get in touch and eventually starts dating her.
He's 47 and she's 30. So it's still a hot young piece of ass from his perspective. But the age difference isn't so apparent because they're both grown adults. This life advice might cause Anthony to actually mature into a decent family man.
So what does Anthony do? He cheats on her with another 18 year old trashy whore from the internet. Then he rants about her on the air and acts like she is the crazy perverted one who ruined the relationship.
1 LamarThePotato 2018-04-14
It's like he's some colored who refuses to behave.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-04-14
That show when he was shitting on Jill, it was a big part of the reason I got my shit together. I was like "I don't want to end up like this narcissistic ghoul."
1 PM_ME_MASTECTOMY 2018-04-14
No no, you got it backwards. Jill shit in his bed.
1 StuntPeckah 2018-04-14
You can both be right.
1 greygooser 2018-04-14
This all happened after Melinda broke up with him, not after the divorce. He was with Melinda for several years after his divorce.
1 Kalikhead 2018-04-14
Yeah. Wasn’t Melinda the one he had threesomes with his wife and eventually Ant only had sex with Melinda rather than his ex? Or was that someone else?
1 greygooser 2018-04-14
Yes that was Melinda as well. Imagine how different his life could have turned out if she didn't dump him. Might have had a fulfilling/fun life and not become obsessed with race.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-04-14
she sucked an interns dick. what a prize he lost.