We deal with ot by visiting our mothers regularly, particularly if they are dying

I handle it by dating within my own age bracket.

You mean you cant relate to todays 18-24yr old female?

Those scuuuuuumbags.

I'm 31,extremely immature for my age and no(well esp the 18-22 range). Something happened with chicks with the whole social media explosion in the last 4-5 years or so,yeah there was myspace and variants and It took a while but (((they))) finally found a way to market the internet to women as they did with men and who knew it all was in a tiny handheld pc.

If you younger dudes have to pick a chick who was raised on Instagram thoting and obsessive facebook staling/constant shallow obssing about others and general cunting around I feel bad for you.

I see all these youner chicks doing the Bobo's sister thing going on trips they can't afford ,buying shit they don't need just to impress their friends or,worse,being miserable and jealous of other young simpletons. The kardashians are fucking idolized worldwide for fucks sake. Also the plastic surgery that destroys their faces(esp the lips thing) plastered on makeup ,adhd level of attention span has really played into women's natural shallowness and hen-like behaviour.

This is why I prey on women outside the USA, american chicks are too fucked in the head. Disgusting 6's want 3 dinners and a movie before contemplating giving a shitty handjob. Makes me SICK!

Shitty handjob.

can you say with a straight face you've ever gotten a good handjob?

Just sounds like a handjob with shit as a lubricant.

Now we're speaking my language

ive only gotten one good hand job in my entire life by a girl but im pretty sure it just cuz i didnt nut in a week so she just had to look at it and i had a wonderful cummy time

Nice spelling, stupid.

I was with you until you outed yourself as clueless by implying that the Kardashians have any cultural relevance between today's 18-22 year olds.

Have not the crackheads you pursue but overall I think they are. It’s not just 16 year olds making them the most popular celebrities.

16 year olds have no idea who Kardashians even are. That demo is strictly about vine/instagram/youtube stars you and I never even heard of. Cameron Dallas, Paul brothers and other subhumans like that.

user name checks out

that's probably worse. instead of looking up to millionaires they look up to funny people that work at Panera

the jew turned the entire country into a cunty high school in malibu

women 35-40 are basically the most ripe nowadays mentally. it probably helps that all the women i jacked off to 15 years ago are that age now.

I'm 20 and I can't relate to any of them.

The dried up ovaries bracket?

The barely legal bracket

I spend my online time looking at videos, reading articles, and catching up with friends instead of worrying over what a minority group is doing.

I haven't even recovered from Blocktown yet.

People who hate are actually just sad, brothaman.

Obscurity is actually a beautiful thing, because if you are truly worth your salt as a human being, any appearance you make will impress and leave a positive impression in minds while you are absent.

Meanwhile, say, broadcasting for hours daily from your house tends to make you a little tired and a little less likable.

I guarantee Anthony reads comments like these and the tears fill up his craters.

followed by a vibrating egg filling up his asshole

Didn't you hear him with Dani? He was asked if that was his and he gave a concrete and irrefutable "n-n-no..."

Well. Next person who gets the famous back to obscurity message from Anthony should just copy and paste this and send it to him.

Not to mention that money does not equal popularity. I'd rather be broke, love my job/ coworkers/community than be "rich", alone, and drunk Tweeting all day every day. Therefore obscurity>being a known (and hated) personality.

I could never comprehend why a man would want to be famous. I can understand why a chick would; I have two daughters and I can see that girls really enjoy attention.

But dudes? We just want to work on the yard, tinker with the car, or space out in the garage. Man stuff.

Not all men who want to be famous want it for attention. If you're a confident and secure person, fame can expand your world.

Confident and secure? You're in the wrong subreddit, pal

I attack other people for their obscurity. Makes me feel better.

I fill my obscurity void with friends, family and activity. It really does help me feel better about my lack of public presence and acknowledgment.

I occasionally leave my house and drink responsibly.

I handle it by not fucking transsexuals.

I can't help but think he plucked that line from opie, I swear he'd say something along the same lines to callers sometimes

My five followers cheer me up.

Obscurity is a hard thing to deal with. I haven't experienced the joys of doling out money to my ne'er-do-well older brother who plays guitar for a faggoty tribute band.

Basically, I find someone really successful and talented. And then I go and say untrue and unkind things about them on social media. It makes me feel like a big man (if only for a second). The only downside is when they laugh at my feeble attempts at trying to pull myself up by pulling them down. When that happens I slam my pudgy fists down onto my formica computer desk. Tears of impotent rage rolling down my face as I enviously dream of the sort of life lived by a first tier superstar at the very height of their talent and fame.

I take a glance at my high school diploma

I walk around town in the morning and film others less fortunate than myself.

I go back to it when I'm made fun of for my amount of twitter followers.

I used to be a little famous in my category. I could have taken steps going for actual real fame. I was even in talks with a network for a show at one point. I hated it so much and nothing I do ever get printed anywhere. Especially as a business person, why would you want attention? It only ruins stuff.

Interesting, can u give a hint as to what your specialty is?

jared from subway

I cry bitter tears over the fact that I'll never do things that only extremely rich celebrities do like own a hot tub or play video games all day.

I find it actually helps me, and generally leads to me only having sex with members of the opposite sex in a proper age range.

You spelled same sex wrong

well I make model airplanes and tiny ships in bottles

I may live in obscurity but the Panera Bread corporation is beloved nationwide.

Medication and therapy once a week.

Outside of this sub I enjoy leading a normal suburban, upper-middle class white life with my family. This sub is my horrible dark secret that I can share with no one.

It's easy to explain. Brother Joe did it well on The People's Court.

Yes thank goodness for that appearance. I'm now certain that I can enter into contracts.

My boss, who's about as edgy as Ricky Cunningham, saw me reading this sub on my phone. The shirtless picture of Opie was on the sidebar.

It would've been less embarrassing if I was caught on Grindr.

who the fuck is ricky cunningham?

u mean allen fonzarelli?

shell explain in family court.

My friends know I post here now so I can't say nigger anymore

I shitpost on twitter and accuse low level celebrities of pedophilia. It feels good for a while. But then said celebrities remind me that I only have 9 followers and I'm suicidal again

By seeing a therapist twice a day, everyday

I don't stay up till 5am drinking bud light and arguing with people on Twitter who I feel are somehow inferior to me

Obscurity empowers me to keep a lid on the multitude of bit girls and misplaced firearms scattered around the homestead.

I cut myself. It allows me to release the built up tension that forms from the pressure cooker that is obscurity. That and strangle hookers.

Autoerotic asphyxiation while dressed as Marilyn Monroe.

i would rather be an obscure person than a washed up has-been who carries around the designation of alcoholic, woman abuser and child molester. call me crazy

I guarantee Anthony reads comments like these and the tears fill up his craters.

Well. Next person who gets the famous back to obscurity message from Anthony should just copy and paste this and send it to him.

Not to mention that money does not equal popularity. I'd rather be broke, love my job/ coworkers/community than be "rich", alone, and drunk Tweeting all day every day. Therefore obscurity>being a known (and hated) personality.

I could never comprehend why a man would want to be famous. I can understand why a chick would; I have two daughters and I can see that girls really enjoy attention.

But dudes? We just want to work on the yard, tinker with the car, or space out in the garage. Man stuff.