I'm still hilarious

112  2018-04-14 by StraightOuttaContra

16 comments

Oh god. Is this the ABC TV remake of The Shining?

It is!

What a fucking terrible idea

I sort of liked that 1. i hated shelley duvall and that stupid kid. if there was a way to combine em both you would have a decent movie a lot closer to the book.

I read the book and liked it. That being said, Kubricks Shining is probably the best movie I have seen. You have a taste for shit, sir.

You’re supposed to hate Shelley Duvall, so you relate more to Jack when he’s about to fucking kill her.

I hate her whenever she opens her mouth to reveal those gnarly chompers... Very pretty woman if she just kept her lips sealed.

The director of Maximum Overdrive showed that hack Kubrick how it's really done!

I didn't even know that Maximum overdrive was a thing. Fucks sake.

I love wings

Love, take me down to the street

Not a bad makeup effect here, but the whole production is a study in vanity and ego: I dont want my work tied to one of the greatest filmmakers of all time because then he'll overshadow me, so I'll get ABC to give me money to make a MINI SERIES(?) of The Shinning, starring Mario Van Pebbles and some people from Wings.

What a fucking cocksucker.

They clearly ripped off evil dead makeup style

Wait, this is actually the shining? This 100% looks like it could be from ash vs evil dead

I love that this was filmed in the mid 90's and it captures Ant's current wardrobe perfectly. A doddering old man that believes he's entitled to young women because of his Peter Pan complex.

I read the book and liked it. That being said, Kubricks Shining is probably the best movie I have seen. You have a taste for shit, sir.

You’re supposed to hate Shelley Duvall, so you relate more to Jack when he’s about to fucking kill her.

I hate her whenever she opens her mouth to reveal those gnarly chompers... Very pretty woman if she just kept her lips sealed.