Where we at with the allied bombings?

5  2018-04-14 by NortheastPhilly

I signed a 4 year navy contract last week. Fuck me

31 comments

Whenever there’s a presidential sex scandal, missiles will be launched at other countries.

riiiiight it's the sex "scandal" and not for the greatest ally the US had ever had.

Why isn't Israel part of the coalition btw?

They don’t even bowl on the shabbas.

This shit will be over before you get out of your hot-bunk-faggot training. Go Army

Tots & Prehs

You didn’t join the Marines? What’s the matter, not stupid enough? Not undeservingly full of yourself? You don’t want to do the same job the other branches could do more efficiently?

The navy dixie cup hat will go well with my assless chaps

My brother is in the NAVY. He gets paid to live in Hawaii... Instead of killing people, coming back with PTSD and killing himself. Sounds like an easy choice to me.

I think the lad is making fun of the Marines. Or “throwing shade” as the urban youths like to say

They prefer unemployable-americans

Nice treaty, stupid.

Why Navy did you fail heterosexual test?

I just want to wear a neckerchief

I wanna be in the boat movie.

I doubt anything major will happen and it's probably just a distraction from other shit going on. Or maybe they're trying to start some shit to raise approval ratings/boost economy. What do I know got my container of etc etc.

Alex Jones has a better perspective on it.

They raided Trump's lawyer's office, got enough to convinct him on something, now they can get him to do whatever they want.

More like Sy-ria later

What's wrong with the wars we got? They enforce imperialism pretty good!

You baby killers are responsible for the destruction of Ant's motherland.

What job?

Gunners mate but I'm trying to get a SEAL contract

Yeah or how bout a fuckin WALRUS vontract asumptin? Tsss tss

Goo Goo gajoob dvv dvv

As my friend William once said

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8t2DPTSPQA

Aren't we running out of things to bomb over there? We should find a place closer to bomb, like South America, so the service men and women can spend more time home with family.

I say bomb Africa while we are at it and by bomb I mean send every black back.

Depends.. Where's Vos doing stand up? Ohhhhh

Say hi to admiral Orbani for us

Lady di will be coming up with rambling insane reasons as to why her ship of mostly 80 year old people won't be going so for that reason its a great thing.

She is why I joined the service

Trump said he wanted a nigger navy, good to see you answered the call.

Ew? What are you? Poor?

I've always respected a man who has to put his life on the line and fight for something that matters- like the Zionist ethnostate.

I just want to wear a neckerchief