Who could forget that lightning-fast zinger: "Savage violent animal fucks prey on white people. Easy targets. This CUNT has no clue how lucky she was."
my favorite Tranth line was when they discussed Bobby Kelly doing standup as a severe burn victim, and impersonating Bob he said "how are the mozerella sticks tonight? -that reminds me, my fingers were burnt off.."
"I'm a stupid pock-faced faggot who gets fucked by trannies and has a failing, piece of shit network and I bite women and get beaten up by them sometimes and I try and fuck little girls and I'm scared of black people because I'm an ugly little wetbrained moron and I suck and I should just fucking kill myself."
I liked when a guy called in complaining about how he works 12 hour days and the rich should give the poor more money and ant just shouts at the top of his lungs
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1 Yaseetheo 2018-04-12
Mine is "We played hide and go seek in the dark in my theater" when referring to his girl friend
1 NateJay82 2018-04-12
"Girl friend"
I believe the correct spelling is "nephew"
1 homerj123 2018-04-12
Mine is: "Guilty your honor"
1 AnferneeCumiyayuh 2018-04-12
"I married my brother's ex."
1 NortheastPhilly 2018-04-12
“...to throw scent off the gay trail”
1 dropngo 2018-04-12
"My brother threw out his garbage and I went pickin' for a bride!"
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-04-12
Mine is "I'd go as low as 13."
1 throwawayyy74659 2018-04-12
"Really?" "You're saying you've never seen a banagble 13 yr old" "No"
1 WoopEmGangbangStyle 2018-04-12
I liked when he talked about raping "women" in his dreams. They were probably 8 y.o. girls.
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2018-04-12
Mine is "I'm still funny"
1 Sueable 2018-04-12
Mine is the nervous racking of a self awareness shotgun.
1 fuckstartmyheartx 2018-04-12
I think i have to go with 'Hahah Holy shit'
1 fuckstartmyheartx 2018-04-12
Whatever lines he uses to shill fucking deep discount dvds
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-04-12
Mine is "I'm a white guy"
1 Axelfolly 2018-04-12
That's definitely in my top 5 as well
1 havingmadfun 2018-04-12
Whatever that dummy said as he was bombing at the big Jay roast is my favorite
1 Joe_Cumia 2018-04-12
"1 follower?!?! Go back to your little hate forum, back to obscurity with you... 1 follower!!! 😂😂😂"
1 DRIPSCBW 2018-04-12
Link please to the video montage of his descent into "where's my gun" madness
1 The_GregBot 2018-04-12
https://youtu.be/sJ0V89MixAY "Where's my fucking gun" is in this
1 BlackManMoan 2018-04-12
Jesus Christ. Bud Light cans absolutely everywhere.
1 OlShotgunFace 2018-04-12
"on my boob too, but you won't be so lucky to see that"..... no one wants to see your awful boy boob you annoying waif
1 MawBTS1989 2018-04-12
Who could forget that lightning-fast zinger: "Savage violent animal fucks prey on white people. Easy targets. This CUNT has no clue how lucky she was."
1 CuckECheese 2018-04-12
You know he got his hopes up and clicked this.
1 FlashVirus 2018-04-12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AJXD6B0fcg
1 OlShotgunFace 2018-04-12
"on my boob too, but you won't be so lucky to see that"..... no one wants to see your awful boy boob you annoying waif
1 itsnotpiss 2018-04-12
"Tell them to behave!" is so wonderfully ironic.
1 SamuelArk 2018-04-12
I quote him all the time. Here are some common ones
Fffffaghet! Aaaalll-Right! I like doing my version of his version of dice, OUH!
My favorite line might be "quay off by and queeb" from the party bus dilemma.
1 insertclevereference 2018-04-12
" I reddit somewhere."
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2018-04-12
my favorite Tranth line was when they discussed Bobby Kelly doing standup as a severe burn victim, and impersonating Bob he said "how are the mozerella sticks tonight? -that reminds me, my fingers were burnt off.."
1 all_copacetic 2018-04-12
I liked it when he said, and I quote:
"I'm a stupid pock-faced faggot who gets fucked by trannies and has a failing, piece of shit network and I bite women and get beaten up by them sometimes and I try and fuck little girls and I'm scared of black people because I'm an ugly little wetbrained moron and I suck and I should just fucking kill myself."
1 panasonictooth 2018-04-12
Link?
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2018-04-12
I liked when a guy called in complaining about how he works 12 hour days and the rich should give the poor more money and ant just shouts at the top of his lungs
"WHO GIVES A FUCK!"
1 cucktastrophy 2018-04-12
I believe the next line was "I got mine!"
1 TacolasCage 2018-04-12
"I haven't seen my mom in 5 years"
1 TaxDawg 2018-04-12
“Danny, I love you”
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-04-12
Was that egg thing a vibrator?
"Nooo...."
1 DoubleGuns 2018-04-12
"...and I would wear Mommy's shoes."
1 cucktastrophy 2018-04-12
"They aren't people"
1 MoldyMayo 2018-04-12
Andrew Dice Gay
1 TriangleDimes 2018-04-12
I like the time he tried to convince everyone he was photographing scaffolding.
1 bushisbetr99 2018-04-12
"I'm still funny....."
1 lemonmattress 2018-04-12
"I love a nice fat cock!"
1 BergStonewall 2018-04-12
“Leave it alone.” A personal favorite
1 2edgy4moi 2018-04-12
Nopie: Leave it alone.
Anthony: throws down headphones leave it the fuck alone.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2018-04-12
"They can never find out about us, Sue"
1 MiniChipper 2018-04-12
That sub has no effect on any of our Lives whatsoever
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-04-12
''She said she was eighteen!''