SiriusXM is doing very well

28  2018-04-12 by TedsEmporiumEmporium

24 comments

to put towards a Amazon device.

What did they mean by this?

Echo ?

WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIIIIIS THIIIIIIIS IIIISS ISS?

Ha!

Something you can listen to the service through? Whatever replaced mifis or whatever the fuck it was called.

Amazon will buy SXM within the next two years.

Good point. Pretty funny Howard Stern out of the blue has been praising Jeff Bezos the past year. (((They))) know

i would doubt that. Amazon has its own streaming services. Dead technology. Both Radio, and TV. 5G and/or low-orbit WiFi mesh networks will give gigabit+ uninterrupted serves everywhere.

I’m not saying Amazon wants them for their tech, just for their customer base and brand.

their customer base

hahahahaha

Glad that’s funny to you.

I don’t know who they are—I’m guessing a lot of new car buyers—but there are over 30 million subscribers and according to the market the company is worth $28b.

hahahahahahahaahah

Judging by the callers, they’re all truck drivers.

(((they)))

Literally dozens of people listen to Worm & Cromagnon in the morning, of course SiriusXM is doing well

If you sign up for CM Artie sends you an empty bundle and needle with his blood on it, if your 13 or younger Ant sends you an iPad.

April Fools

Wow so this garbage is cheaper than Anthony's garbage...

I bet their very exploitable free trial is unpatched to boost their numbers

They're a publicly traded company, you can see their financials. They made $2.8 billion last year. That's actually up from years previous. Not that I expect any of you Panera janitors to know how to read a SEC filing.

You forgot to start that with a “Hey, Normy, it’s a little known fact that ...”

My first car came with a free SiriusXM trial. I loved it. After the trial they offered 6 months for $30. I figured $5 a month was reasonable for an enjoyable commute to work.

Then they cancelled O&A. Then after four months they starting billing me $22 a month. Then when I went to cancel they had the audacity to try "extending" the package for $20/month instead of the regular $22 I wasn't even supposed to be billed for.

I just kept yelling to cancel my service. Then kept moving the price and changing the package. We can give you the highest package for $18 a month. No wait $14 a month. No wait that $14 a month applies to the next tier package. No wait that also includes. No wait no it doesn't you have to buy the $22 a month package for that plus $4 for the streaming on demand which brings your total to $26 a month.

If they offered all that shit for a flat price of $5 a month they might actually still have customers. No stupid packages. No price haggling. No arguing with New Dehli customer support. No confusion. I wouldn't even care what shows they cancelled. $5 a month would seem like just another bill for my daily commute.

Instead they're continually getting rid of the shows people want and raising the price while they do it. This must be where Compound Media got its business model from.

Best deal of all, you stop paying and they neglect to turn it off in your car. No wasted time on the phone with a sweatshop

They are going down, I am shorting the stock because the business is just not there, everyone is just streaming from their phones no need for a huge satellite company.

You forgot to start that with a “Hey, Normy, it’s a little known fact that ...”

Ha!