Sensationalist headlines that chris kuhn "left his son to die" are inaccurate

61  2018-04-11 by Bams_seed

The kid died on impact. Witnesses describe seing his lifeless, doll like body. The family probably takes great comfort in knowing he died instantly and felt no pain, along with the fact that he is in a better place now. Once again the news media twists facts to portray minorities in a negative light

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I agree, that's a deciding factor in how I feel about Martin Luther Kuhn, who fought racism as vehemently as he could.

Fake news!!

FREE CHRISTOPHER!!

Your correction has been duly noted. Instead of claiming that he hurdled over his dying son like OJ in an airport, we will now constrain ourselves to saying that he stepped over his lifeless baby son like he was Allen Iverson stepping over Tyronn Lue.

Similar skintones anyway

This is a slur. The kid might have survived in agony for a few moments.

his defense team were so outmatched that the only straw they could try grasping for was that he didn't actually step over his son before he ran

Yeah the details got lost per usual.

Still the guy saw his son dead and decided to run, you have kids like me. If that shit happend to me I wouldn't be able to move or leave his my kids side. I would probably stay and try to get shot to death by the cops.

His reaction came after they found him when he became hysterical, but that first reaction to hide in some Bush was despicable.

Are you saying a loving father wouldn't use his son's corpse as a starting block?

Depends on the Vizio model

Don't forget he coughed up the Vizio to loss prevention at the store, he was on a wild goose chase with cops in his own mind that he thought were called and on his tail.. Gotta go fast! Not his fault the dopey kid couldn't strap in and withstand a nice GTA style getaway.

You wouldn’t put your kid in that situation to begin with. It takes evil to do such a thing. To hold that child in your arms, to look at his eyes and know that he relies on you for everything, and loves you no matter what you do, and you take a chance like that? That’s evil.

Shut up nerd

Yeah, but I think we can all agree the greater sin is substandard audio quality.

Well, that goes without saying. Of course that’s the starting point. Inferior sound quality, then genocide, then harming children. Those are Satan’s delights, in order.

I hope your stupid kids get one shotted by a drunk in a mack truck.

Jim Norton is my fawkin idol

Fawk yea. Lil Jimmy fawkin told people that he hoped their kids died all those fawkin 0 times! Dvv dvv

His eyes were like a dolls eyes

Kid went out the side window too - if you look at the aerial photos, the front windshield is intact.

Personally, I blame the kid.

Didn't do up his seatbelt, demanded the Visio soundbar.

It's an open-and-shut case, officer.

EMTs have so many drugs they can revive just about anybody. The heart will keep pumping, which means they're technically alive, but there's too much damage for any meaningful recovery.

Yes. We need the media to manipulate the haters to despise a guy who clearly didn’t even care enough to restrain his only son correctly in a proper car seat and then ran away after from the corpse of his innocent son, who couldn’t fend for himself and relied on people who loved him to care for his needs. There is only one thing I support the death penalty for, and it’s people who harm children. People who harm their own children I would be in favor of reanimating and killing a second time. I can only hope the poor little boy didn’t know what was happening as he careened to his death, the thought of terror in his little mind makes me murderously angry. I hate that motherfucker. I have two little ones myself and I swear to God I would rather saw off my own head than put any child through even one second of horror like that little boy might have felt. Awful. Just awful.

When did this sub get so literal? I have a kid too.

Me: it was a joooooke

I know, and I don’t care. I hate that motherfucker.

Killah Kujn is a Saint

My boy ain’t do that shit, just the pedo network trying to take him out

#BlackLivesMatter

Shit up faggot

ME: sniff Look, I don't even bring up my kids on the show to be honest witcha. I know it's faaawkin' boring to people who can't relate. But every now and then somethin' happens that makes me go "Holy S"

I believe Kuhn could tell the kid was dead at a glance, and thought to himself, "Qadan wouldn't want me in jail, I owe it to him to escape."

"What would I_Hate_Knickers do?"

my son is dead prease give me gold!

Yeah like the police would never identify the child to a couple where the wife insisted on filing a missing report. What a frantic easily distracted puny minority brain Kuhn was working with.

Yeah guys, pull over for the police if they catch you lifting speakers from a Walmart with your poorly secured infant boy in the back seat. Or at least buckle the kid's seat. Or don't lift shitty speakers form a Walmart with your kid in the backseat. Or don't lift shitty speakers from a Walmart.

Otherwise the media might put a negative spin on your case.

Let's not forget he left the Vizio® soundbar in the vestibule before he even left

Don't you have children? Perhaps it's unwise to joke about that.

I fail to see the logical pattern in your comment.

The kid wouldn't have died if police didn't enforce theft laws which disproportionately affect blacks. Hence, the police directly killed this kid cus he was black