whole chicken breasts grilled with some olive oil and Gallic give proper nutrients for lush hair, healthy and smooth skin and a pleasant disposition.
left over chicken parts such as it's anus, feet, beaks and peckers (penises) are mashed into a pink paste. Then, this is battered in flour procured from the lowest grade grains possible. we then deep fry this in the cheapest cooking oil known to man. This meal provides barley enough vitamins to maintain a pulse and is the cause of foul looking skin, dried hair with not much volume, a minuscule small penis with it's forskin oddly steamed-pressed to it's head and a sour outlook on life.
Mrs Roberts should be hanged, drawn and quartered for launching this heinous assault on humanity.
Ah but a little bit of BBQ or sweet and sour sauce on those chicken tendies and you forget where it came from or how it was prepared, right or wrong guys
He needs to go full wrestling manager heel as some creepy pedo type of dude. Get off Sat radio.. have Jim with Bawby or Rich or whomever isn't Florentine on as a regular sidekick. No more wrestling talk, ever. The only time he gets to talk MMA is when a fighter gets to full on beat him to pieces for 30 uninterrupted seconds.. on live video.
Or hell, just ditch SXM, go join Ant, bring Rich and Bawby there too.
35 comments
1 sirlucd 2018-04-11
Why would anybody choose to emulate Richard Simmons? That Sam is an odd one I tell you
1 Abarf 2018-04-11
Richard simmons is more of a man.
1 RBuddCumia 2018-04-11
And more white.
1 CoolerKing37 2018-04-11
And less of a faggot.
1 seedlesssoul 2018-04-11
Less of a cuck.
1 BonesMalone2 2018-04-11
He can change a tire.
1 rothbard91 2018-04-11
much better jawline
1 CuckECheese 2018-04-11
Helps people achieve their goals instead of throwing them under the bus to further himself.
1 Detective_Vic_Mackey 2018-04-11
Not a bus. It's a Jeep Wrangler with vanity plates.
1 lechocco 2018-04-11
Richards Simmons is physically stronger, fitter, more honest, decent and has a better radio voice.
1 Belchides 2018-04-11
Garrrrrrrryyyyy!
Gary? :(
1 BergStonewall 2018-04-11
GAAAARY COME IN HEREEEE!! Simmons was one of the best guests on Stern.
1 Boxatorium 2018-04-11
He's gay as hell but somehow less of a faggot, also he was probably nearly 60 in that photo.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-04-11
whole chicken breasts grilled with some olive oil and Gallic give proper nutrients for lush hair, healthy and smooth skin and a pleasant disposition.
left over chicken parts such as it's anus, feet, beaks and peckers (penises) are mashed into a pink paste. Then, this is battered in flour procured from the lowest grade grains possible. we then deep fry this in the cheapest cooking oil known to man. This meal provides barley enough vitamins to maintain a pulse and is the cause of foul looking skin, dried hair with not much volume, a minuscule small penis with it's forskin oddly steamed-pressed to it's head and a sour outlook on life.
Mrs Roberts should be hanged, drawn and quartered for launching this heinous assault on humanity.
1 winkleham 2018-04-11
peckahs
1 schmuckOnWheels 2018-04-11
Ah but a little bit of BBQ or sweet and sour sauce on those chicken tendies and you forget where it came from or how it was prepared, right or wrong guys
1 Opprobriousness 2018-04-11
I spent $750 online for a few McDonald's Szechuan sauces. You're an amateur.
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-04-11
are you one of those rick and morty faggots?
1 DamonTyler 2018-04-11
every rick and morty fan is a faggot, but not all faggots are fans
1 greggmargera 2018-04-11
Can you present that as a Venn Diagram?
1 DickPrebble 2018-04-11
[https://i.imgur.com/0QVCVYc.png](Here you go), stupid
1 greggmargera 2018-04-11
Thanks!
1 late_50s_why 2018-04-11
Tbf
1 zoogie778 2018-04-11
Ah like my mudder used ta make! With some gobbagool, mootzarell, excuse me while I kiss my fat filthy fingers!
1 TheElDan 2018-04-11
Gabbagool? OVA HEEERE...
1 schmuckOnWheels 2018-04-11
Don't eat that grandma, it's full of nitrates.
1 Detective_Vic_Mackey 2018-04-11
Yeah witta nice gravy. Yeah we call sauce gravy and we say MUTZarell.
1 Midian9876 2018-04-11
Sam is somehow a bigger fag of the 2
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-04-11
Sam is the Beta to the Alpa, Richard Simmons.
1 DickSlit 2018-04-11
Is Sebastian Bach a character played by a wig wearing Richards Simons? I could be convinced..
1 WafflHausDildoKiller 2018-04-11
who would win
1 lispychicken 2018-04-11
He needs to go full wrestling manager heel as some creepy pedo type of dude. Get off Sat radio.. have Jim with Bawby or Rich or whomever isn't Florentine on as a regular sidekick. No more wrestling talk, ever. The only time he gets to talk MMA is when a fighter gets to full on beat him to pieces for 30 uninterrupted seconds.. on live video.
Or hell, just ditch SXM, go join Ant, bring Rich and Bawby there too.
1 BeerCanThick 2018-04-11
Why does Sam's hairline look like an ant's jaws?
1 TheElDan 2018-04-11
Cock vs Vince McMahon’s cock
1 yevyoyevyo 2018-04-11
Simmons has to be 45 years older than this 6 inch long philtrum having monster-face and still has a much better hairline than him
1 anonimescu 2018-04-11
Chad Faggot vs Virgin Homosexual
1 Colinfagerty 2018-04-11
Never realized how great Richard Simmons looked until this comparison.
1 czarcy 2018-04-11
Sam is pathetic
1 Sks44 2018-04-11
This... this is perfect.
1 1v1crown 2018-04-11
You should of used a more recent Sam pic. This one looks normal unlike the golem that exists today.
1 RBuddCumia 2018-04-11
And more white.
1 BonesMalone2 2018-04-11
He can change a tire.
1 rothbard91 2018-04-11
much better jawline
1 CuckECheese 2018-04-11
Helps people achieve their goals instead of throwing them under the bus to further himself.
1 lechocco 2018-04-11
Richards Simmons is physically stronger, fitter, more honest, decent and has a better radio voice.
1 Boxatorium 2018-04-11
He's gay as hell but somehow less of a faggot, also he was probably nearly 60 in that photo.