Jim Norton: Middle of the Worm excerpts (Groveling to his adversaries: DL Hughley, Opie, & more!)

1  2018-04-11 by RapistWithHIV

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Despite Norton being visibly enraged by DL's presence, when Opie of all people called him out on it, he immediately reverts to his groveling worm instincts: "OH NO, IM OK, BY THE WAY I THINK YOURE AN INCREDIBLE GENIUS!"

Unless I'm mistaken, the video where those screencaps of Jim looking psychotic come from has been removed. I'm sure the worm had something to do with that.

In an article about the DL sitchiatian, Jim continues to be a middle of the road worm about DL, Opie, & everything under the sun. Some excerpts for your disgust:

I like D.L. by the way, this is not 'f**k you' to D.L. I'd tell you if it was, I actually like him.

I don't say he's one hundred percent responsible for our falling apart and I was perfect and innocent either.

I'm not trashing the guy. I'm just saying we had different ideas as to what funny was. It was never a reflection of me not liking Stunt Brain. I really like him, and I really do like Lionel.

It made me feel extraordinary vindictive and angry. Now I'm really happy with where things are, at least for myself. I'm having a great time with Sam.

But when you can never get girls in studio to f**k around with, it's like, I guess you're the boss, but my humor and what I enjoy is not what you enjoy.

Like in 1996 me and Jeff Ross went to see KISS when they did this big reunion, and I loved them. The original KISS, back in makeup. But a part of it made me a little sad, because I'm like 'Oh my God, I'm older because they look older.'

Sam is a really smart guy.

The addition of The Psycho in the corners top off the cuntiness of his scowl nicely.

They both look mentally ill.

Vurry muuchh

Men smirk when forced to be in the same room as an enemy. Women scowl.

One of the funniest things Opie ever did, and ballsy, was bringing that shit up right to DL and Jim’s face about Jim. I remember it something like “it’s ok. He’s mad at me...” and then goes on to explain that they had a fight over DL. The casual way he did it makes me laugh.

I hate this faggot