Giving you guys the audio of Fez calling in

190  2018-04-11 by FlashVirus

119 comments

Thank you

Thank you!

The Big Cat sounds strong.

"And thats all i've got" for the big laugh.

Finesse.

He's a pure soul.

He took the stick and ran with it.

Wow that was fucking boring. Its funny how gail apparently was at rons side her entire life and not one ounce of his humor rubbed off on her. She is the biggest hole.

Don't know why this got downvoted. I was so looking forward to hearing Fez's call and Gail all but ruined it. She truly is the fucking worst.

Same here but after a minute it was a struggle to keep it on. Shes a boring fat cunt and i really wish they wouldve talked about anything else but her stupid kid. Fez had that good line at the end but that was about it.

Why was this downvoted. Gail fucking sucks.

Literal sacred cows

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THHHAAAAAAAAANNNNNKKKK YOU

Did someone explain to you that racists can enter contracts?

/u/BlueBash can correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that was an Opie and not a Brother Joe.

Fez actually. I go deep wit' da Ron and Rez https://youtu.be/VuZdAo45FFs?t=3m40s

Beautiful words through a rainbow mustache

Stand alone mustache.

Holy Fuck - Fezzie's stents held up and he is back. It would make me so happy if he came back with his old confidence. In his day he was quicker and funnier than Ron, Ant, and Jim.

Let's not go overboard here...

I agree with you. Fez on WNEW was a God.

Nice rose colored view of the past, stupid

Fez was a fucking BEAST on WNEW. Way he'd trash Staples...the endless impressions... he challenged Anthony to a naked wrestling match 1st day they went on air together with O&A...

Was really cool to hear Fez -- and to hear way Ron talked about Fez after he hung up.

And as for The Bennington Show - it speaks volumes about Ron, as a person, to spend the twilight years of his professional career doing radio with his daughter.

Listening to old shows, he was a comedy sniper for sure. He'd even get genuine laughs out of Ron.

The big cat rides again

I love Fez

I would be proud to call this gay man my son.

HE LIVES

Rons wife gets pregnant, Fez needs to call in and make it all about himself. Never change big guy.

Rons girl gets pregnant, Fez needs to call in and make it all about himself. Never change big guy.

We need Fez back

We don't deserve to have Fez fuck our asses

'Okay, let's get down to it boppers'

866-Ron-0-Rez

Ha that was from The Warriors (1979)

Well...No shit

"Otisburg?....Otisburg?" - Superman (1978)

Legend.

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Ron and Fez really is the bizarro Opie and Anthony in the way that it ended and the aftermath. Fez only got better, Ron is happy doing a show with his kid, everyone still loves them both, they are still close friends, and neither of them are addicted to Twitter. There's a reason only one of the fanbases turned into "haters".

O&A was always for the mean kids though. Ron and Fez was always nicer and more dedicated but not really memorable. There is a reason this sub is so much funnier than their sub.

We thrive on hate. the sort of idiots that enjoy Ron and Fez also enjoy Bennington.

O&A fans are angry people who respond to things that amplify and validate their rage. Ron & Fez were the Snuggle Bear comedown show so we wouldn't just drink ourselves blind and eat a bullet.

The demise of both shows, coupled with tehe continual popularity of this sub only goes to show that Opie and Anthony as a show was a toxic sinkhole but one that many people needed. Meanwhile the demise of Ron and Fez also showed that we could cope without needing a softer show. In other words, we are totally f***** up people but somehow healthier then the very people that made the show we listen to.

Nice analysis Sigmund Fag

Carl Bung

Wilhelm Cundt

whoa, watch the language. My kid almost saw those asterisks.

My speech to text function automatically does that, stupid.

R&F were so much funnier and a funnier show, it just takes a while to get. There's a reason they didn't rely on comics but O&A were unlistenable without them.

R&F was hands down the funnier show, and in many ways it was more mean and edgy. O&A were just the lazy version of R&F. O&A showed up to play themselves, rely on comics fighting, and hit each other with rude one liners. R&F showed up to do real character work, real bits with prep put in, real abstract comedy. They never thought the 'show' was them bullshitting, they treated it like a show. R&F was definitely more of an artistic hipster crowd, they did way more 'fake' radio shit which everyone seems to think is real.

Everytime Fez cries on air you can hear the whole bit. I realized it was all fake the few times they went waaay too ironic, like having Fez cry so often but then Fez would mock Roland for 5 minutes straight calling him a baby for crying on O&A. So you're telling me Fez would be in full mental illness tailspin mode, yet he would still play along with the "Homo says what?" bit with the callers? The whole show was a brilliant work.

Nice meta ball-washing, stupid.

There is nothing more deserving of murder than this new age of people misusing the word "meta."

If someone has said meta, cuck and snowflake in their post history we are allowed to stomp them to death, no repercussions.

I keep hearing this, is there any examples of "great" Ron and Fez shows you can link to?

If you can't find them on your own, it's because your sense of humor is shit. Type ron and Fez into YouTube, shitdick.

That's dumb, I can easily list off great O&A shows. But no one here seems to be able to do that with R&F...

I *have* searched youtube a couple of times whenever I hear this and I still haven't found any great shows. Do I really have to listen for months to "get" it, before I find it funny? If so that's weird as hell.

Shark Holocaust, Beating up 9 year olds, and Fez trying to think of a joke in line at the drug store are great examples.

I also recommend the Fall of the Fainting Goat.

Don't forget the infamous cat saying "cookie" show.

Also I really loved when a fan edited Billy Staples imdb page, and they read it on the air.

Shit, how could I miss that. "KISS!"

Don't listen to them.

...I'm already doing that.

"Ron and Fez Ruined" and "Ron's Umbrella" are two of my favorites. You can also search for Chris, Pepper, Hicks, and Stanley audio.

That's horse shit.

I liked Ron and Fez more than O&A, but Bennington is unlistenable dreck. So that theory doesn’t hold up.

Yes. Bennington is a stinker of a show

Relax the subs Ehhh

Lol if you think anyone was meaner than Ron Bennington, you are an idiot.

I liked ron and fez also. But cmon, fez collected a paycheck for like the final five years of the show, without even saying a word. That use to piss me off. Although he did say cake-horn which was great. And I remember when opie got jealous cause they got cakehorn trending #1 on twitter

fez did a bunch of behind the scene stuff in th later years

So?

So buttons, you fucking curmudgeon. Don't fuck with the Big Cat.

This dude is begging to get bent over the console for a big piece of Fez business

It’s pathetic

Fez had a complete mental breakdown, and stayed on the radio through it. Everyday he came in, and Ron would interrogate him. It was the most compelling radio I've ever heard. Ron and Fez was the best radio show ever, Stern doesn't come close.

Cookie? Cookie? That was the bit.

There's a reason only one of the fanbases turned into "haters".

Yep, everybody loves Gail!

Man, that was kinda sad. You can tell he was excited for her and Ron, but you could also hear in his voice that call took every bit of sanity and calm he could muster. Good for Fez...and FUCK MIKEY D!

And fuck all you Twitter responders!

I stopped listening in 2010... what does "and that's all I've got" reference?

Typically fez would answer any question with a single sentence followed by an awkward silence, then say “and that’s all I’ve got” to signal he’s finished speaking

Hearing those two being civil and acting quasi-normal reminded me of when I listened to them back in middle school and makes me dislike present day O and A even more

God bless Fez

Hey my dudes: been binging on O&A for a while but unless it’s certain guests, I’m getting an itch to listen to different stuff. Where should I start with Ron and Fez? They also sound like they actually care about each other, which adds an element to the fun of picking on fez. No gregg,Jim, or ant shells. Any help is appreciated! Ps I know I’m a fag for asking, cut me slack.

I recommend just checking around various stuff, but especially Shark Holocaust, How Many 9 Year Old Can You Beat Up, Fez on Xanax, the first AFRO Show, Unscreened Phone Calls, and The Fainting Goat.

Ty

Try out the WJFK stuff as well. I still believe that was one of the better eras.

Agreed - I think that's where the "White People Are So Scared of Black People" drop came from. They did some amazing shows at the time.

I think they discovered Annie DeFranco while still on NEW, but it certainly got the majority of play on WJFK. The interaction with the collection of misfits down there was perfect.

Also - the bad guest segments with Giant Brian, Crazy Jen, Iris, Jan Brady were really very good.

Just YouTube some best of Ron and Fez. Any Best Of with earl or Dave is great too. Some people love the early terrestrial radio days, but I really enjoyed the sat radio shows the best. Fez on Xanax is a great one too, search on YouTube

Ty

Listen to the other stuff first (because it takes a while to get a sense of the show), then try "Fez snorts his painkillers".

Besides the best-of's, the sagas are pretty good. The saga of Black Earl and the Midnight Rider Saga come to mind. Dave's inventions is good... along with Fez's talking cat. Pretty sure that cat ended up at the bottom of the hudson.

Along with the others mentioned, Cakehorn, anything with Earl

KNIFE CLUB is the clip that got me listening more. A listener sends them a big hunting knife and Ron gleefully proceeds to menace a panicked Fez with it.

we should build a fort around this knife, and we can start a club to worship it

Bill Staples has anthrax

All of 2007 and WJFK. I am listening to it now (I'm in September) and I am enjoying it even more than when I first heard it years ago.

Nothing has ever made me laugh as much as the Ron and Fez cake horn episode.

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u/FlashVirus Kyle is that you? are you that fat tongued retard that pissed on his own floor when he didn't realize he was still live streaming. Drunk retard.

No but I'm willing to steal his vids for karma.

I don't care if it sounds gay, since no one can say they're happy here, but I was so happy to hear that.

I love Ron and Fez and miss that dynamic. I'm glad he got out with a minor amount of dignity intact, but I miss how great him and Ronnie were.

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Agreed.

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I agree. We should banish that ceiling-tile-less floor pisser.

Thanks for the head's up

If only one person's ears are saved, I've done my job.

It’s time we finally had a redemption arc in this otherwise bleak O&A universe.

Mentally Ill Fez was a bit.

tss mentally 3rd fez? jus riffin

Fez is back!!

Goddammit this made me tear up.

Seriously? Did you drive your car off the road too?

Yes I'm dead now

Fez sounds gayer - proper-gay, not fake-for-the-radio-gay - and it makes me happy that he's finally accepted who he is.

Roll on, Big Cat.

Fez won the war.

Fez Law

Don’t fuck with it

OBEY FEZ

Even the homeless Fez

If drudge finally dispels the lies

He’s the Fez of the flies

all the men say that you cant live this way rolled in a rug by the box by the bay were the cold winds will bite ya and your old friends will spite ya

That made me happy to hear Fez. Seems like he was able to move on from radio and be happy. Opie has a wife and two children and still has to go to Twitter to feed his ego.

I bet his kids just love him

As enraging as that crazy bastard got towards the end I still miss hearing him on the radio. I've been listening to a lot of R&F on youtube lately and its the best. Just so much great material for such a long time, it was a much better show than O&A overall.

I agree....some of those R&F shows were just unbelievable.

Whatley Posse for life.

Miss you, Big Cat. Hope you're eating blueberries like a motherfucker.

Nice to hear Fez again. Pure misery hearing Gayle, as usual.

fez is missed and Gail is awful.

Same here but after a minute it was a struggle to keep it on. Shes a boring fat cunt and i really wish they wouldve talked about anything else but her stupid kid. Fez had that good line at the end but that was about it.

That's dumb, I can easily list off great O&A shows. But no one here seems to be able to do that with R&F...

I *have* searched youtube a couple of times whenever I hear this and I still haven't found any great shows. Do I really have to listen for months to "get" it, before I find it funny? If so that's weird as hell.

Nice rose colored view of the past, stupid

Fez was a fucking BEAST on WNEW. Way he'd trash Staples...the endless impressions... he challenged Anthony to a naked wrestling match 1st day they went on air together with O&A...

Was really cool to hear Fez -- and to hear way Ron talked about Fez after he hung up.

And as for The Bennington Show - it speaks volumes about Ron, as a person, to spend the twilight years of his professional career doing radio with his daughter.

If only one person's ears are saved, I've done my job.