What a whiny woman. He's bullshitting. He's not moving forward with anything because that would only bring light the rape and pedophile allegations in a court room.
This faggot during his beard's divorce didn't even want to talk about the threesomes where he couldn't get his dick hard because there wasn't another cock there.
Unless she was blackout drunk (very likely) his wife would have known he was faking, unless this story is bullshit of course. Ask any woman, they can feel it very clearly if they get nutted in. So either his story is horseshit or he was shooting in her and he's totally infertile.
Yeah, I never understood this story. Did his ex just not clean her cunt? Because she apparently never wondered why ejaculate wasn’t streaming down her legs ten minutes later. It’s a story a virgin would come up with.
I can't wait until he has to pull Schumer and come out as some left-wing crazy. Saying those 15 years of incriminating audio about wanting to bone 13 year olds and killing black people "were just a character."
He's playing that game where you wrap a lie up in a morsel of truth.
He doesn't understand that it doesn't work that way when you're a public figure, and the internet caches things, archives things, etc...
For better or worse, the last 20 years of his life has been archived on Youtube, fan sites, google, etc... Give it up Cumia you can't just turn the opposition's mic off and send the pests anymore.
I hope Ant and artie both die soon. Also Jim, opie, sam, e-rock, Bobby, pretty much everyone. I hope they all kill themselves and each time I'll post saying "Nice suicide, stupid."
Nice leaving out of the important details of the vine girl and him deleting his vine because of it. She was of age but she did not look it AT ALL. She had braces ffs
There was more than one girl, and one of them was the little girl from Game of Thrones, not the hot blonde dragon one, the little girl that looks like a little boy.
If they know how...you, you, the police must know if they know so why are you not in jail?
You see, Artie...sometimes non-police people know things the police don't know yet. Unbelievable, I know. Also, that Keith guy you may have seen in the place you "work" is actually an ex-cop Anthony employees. It's been suggested that he shields Anthony from law enforcement.
A college girl on vine? That girl was a preteen. If he would mention the real allegations I might believe him, but he only shares fake ones. Seems guilty.
Oh God, I read that DeRosa came back to NYC defeated, but I thought that was just a rumor. It really happened didn't it? DeRosa tried to make it in LA and it didn't work out.
I had such a strong douche chill on the "beefin" that I turned the clip off and stopped listening right there. As ghoulish as Anthony is, I don't have the automatic dislike of him that I do for "indie artist" Joe DeRosa.
Joey Roses has zero self respect. This sub gave him some light joshing, but the only one who legit harassed him (in Joe’s words) was Fred from Brooklyn. So why is he hanging with the poker buddy of that insulin-dependent fag?
Notably, this appearance is after, not before, credible pedophilia allegations surfaced against the host. How will you explain this one to any of your friends, Teen Idol Sensation?
The only reason he's not in jail it's because he's a local D-List celebrity. Otherwise all those girls ( young women now ) would get together and MeeToo him.
He’s starting to sound like more like a get off my lawn guy and less like a shock jock. Artie’s nose looks like it’s healing and Joe’s tits look amazing.
Even Patrice responded with "you should be put down" after he said that on air. Imagine what Opie must know about the guy from 20 years of working with him.
That was driven by Ant’s fuckstickery and his “I’m not Gregg” comfort zone. OP’s hateability is his personality and it’s immediately obvious to anyone who listens. Anthony is a terrible person with skeletons, so it took a little more time for them to be discovered.
Out of all the horrible lows Artie Lange must have stooped to in order to acquire heroin and hide his addiction this is probably the lowest point of his career. He went from cracking up JJ. Abrams to listening to the ramblings of a man who was indicted for biting his girlfriend.
Why can't this worthless piece of shit ever elaborate on which of his family members and co-workers are being so viciously "harmed" and what is being done to them? He loves to bring this stuff up but then he talks about what's going on very vaguely, throws out a bunch of fallacious statements, and quickly moves on to another subject.
True, it's realy only his brother. We never fucked with his dead alcoholic coke-head mother when, who he abandoned in old age, when she was alive.
The worst he can claim, besides Kuhn getting ONE gig cancel, was some empty obituary page they paid an extra hundred dollars for at the funeral home, which a few assholes here wrote on.
Anthony for all of his faults offends me most nowadays for being such a worthless broadcaster. I'm convinced if you extracted any random snippet of AA of equal length to the footage above, your brain would be pierced by the same, intolerable, maniacal fake laughter and prehistoric pop culture references.
Seeing Anthony buddy up to that faggot back stabber Derosa is the most offensive thing in this video. The only reason Deroa is still around is because he failed completely due to lack of talent (and lack of everything else of value).
Wish Joe would call him out when he was laughing when his fans were trying to ruin Derosa career and Ant would retweet and laugh about it but I guess that's different.
True, it's realy only his brother. We never fucked with his dead alcoholic coke-head mother when, who he abandoned in old age, when she was alive.
The worst he can claim, besides Kuhn getting ONE gig cancel, was some empty obituary page they paid an extra hundred dollars for at the funeral home, which a few assholes here wrote on.
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1 all_copacetic 2018-04-10
Can't stop looking at Artie. I've seen old men slumped in armchairs in nursing homes who were spryer.
1 Snake_____86 2018-04-10
What a whiny woman. He's bullshitting. He's not moving forward with anything because that would only bring light the rape and pedophile allegations in a court room.
This faggot during his beard's divorce didn't even want to talk about the threesomes where he couldn't get his dick hard because there wasn't another cock there.
1 fawwkyeah 2018-04-10
Remember when he told stories about not wanting to get his wife pregnant, so he’d pretend to but and then run in the bathroom?
He’s always been a fag
1 McGowan9 2018-04-10
Unless she was blackout drunk (very likely) his wife would have known he was faking, unless this story is bullshit of course. Ask any woman, they can feel it very clearly if they get nutted in. So either his story is horseshit or he was shooting in her and he's totally infertile.
Whatever the truth, yes, he is a total faggot.
1 PlugsandLifts 2018-04-10
Yeah, I never understood this story. Did his ex just not clean her cunt? Because she apparently never wondered why ejaculate wasn’t streaming down her legs ten minutes later. It’s a story a virgin would come up with.
1 TARE_ME 2018-04-10
I can't wait until he has to pull Schumer and come out as some left-wing crazy. Saying those 15 years of incriminating audio about wanting to bone 13 year olds and killing black people "were just a character."
1 Sternacthegreat 2018-04-10
He's playing that game where you wrap a lie up in a morsel of truth.
He doesn't understand that it doesn't work that way when you're a public figure, and the internet caches things, archives things, etc...
For better or worse, the last 20 years of his life has been archived on Youtube, fan sites, google, etc... Give it up Cumia you can't just turn the opposition's mic off and send the pests anymore.
1 lemskroob 2018-04-10
"yes, i followed a girl on vine and she was in college. is that a problem?"
just replace 'high school' with 'college' and its all good, right Ant? This way, you can "admit" to a non-issue.
1 DryTeeth 2018-04-10
Is this video a parody of Anthony Cumia? I'm what's real anymore. Cuz that was so delusional - that couldn't be a shoot.
"College girl" - try a 13yr old...WITH BRACES U SICK FUCK!
The man charged with a 3RD DEGREE FELONY!!!! And a slew of other misdeamanor charges, including assault & unlawful imprisonment...
He's kicking knowledge on morality & legalities? What a fuck up.
1 Mexijesus 2018-04-10
I hope Ant and artie both die soon. Also Jim, opie, sam, e-rock, Bobby, pretty much everyone. I hope they all kill themselves and each time I'll post saying "Nice suicide, stupid."
1 jppianoguy 2018-04-10
One more time, in studio. Get them all together to yell/bitch at each other, then flood the room with carbon monoxide.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-04-10
What's wrong with Piggy Boy?
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2018-04-10
Nothing that some prenatal gene therapy couldn't have knocked out of there.
1 TheBlueAwning 2018-04-10
Joe DeRosa has sock tits.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-04-10
He's so hate-able. And he's looking more and more like Louis from Ghostbusters the older that he gets.
"Yes, have some!"
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2018-04-10
Danny; how possible is it for Anthony to try to sue any of us, or this whole sub?
1 1Bison 2018-04-10
Zero point zero.
1 nojayork 2018-04-10
Sue Lightning everybody!
1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-04-10
Artie couldn't give a shit. Just counting down the seconds until his hour and forty five minute day is over.
1 ustinkonice 2018-04-10
Yea you could tell by the look on his nose he just phoning it in
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-04-10
"Let's knock off early."
1 DildoRenter 2018-04-10
Heh.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-04-10
Why is Artie transitioning into Bucchetti?
1 Dennyislife 2018-04-10
Nice leaving out of the important details of the vine girl and him deleting his vine because of it. She was of age but she did not look it AT ALL. She had braces ffs
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-04-10
There was more than one girl, and one of them was the little girl from Game of Thrones, not the hot blonde dragon one, the little girl that looks like a little boy.
1 HappensHappen 2018-04-10
You know exactly what her character’s name is and what her position in the fictional society is.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-04-10
Dental plaannn!
1 dropngo 2018-04-10
You see, Artie...sometimes non-police people know things the police don't know yet. Unbelievable, I know. Also, that Keith guy you may have seen in the place you "work" is actually an ex-cop Anthony employees. It's been suggested that he shields Anthony from law enforcement.
1 Jungies 2018-04-10
Also, having a fistful of PBA cards and a best friend who's a cop helps.
1 ryanindayton 2018-04-10
It sure has.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2018-04-10
They cancelled the PBA card system after they found out keith was sharing his with a black man.
1 PlugsandLifts 2018-04-10
Literally the logic of a 12 year old child. Junkies are fucking disgusting “humans”.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-04-10
get a load of Highhorse McIvorytower ovah here
1 dmix 2018-04-10
> Junkies are fucking disgusting “humans”
Ow. You take that back mister.
1 VigoTheCarpethian 2018-04-10
He must have seen that blog article
1 ThatNiggaDre 2018-04-10
Joe DeRosa? Oh no, why? The background photo looked like Kevin Meaney to me. Would be nice to see him on.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-04-10
I wish Joe was in the same state as Kevin Meaney.
1 HomeRunCumia 2018-04-10
The evidence is that he followed a college girl on Vine??? lol is he trying to build his legal defense?
1 gunstore 2018-04-10
A college girl on vine? That girl was a preteen. If he would mention the real allegations I might believe him, but he only shares fake ones. Seems guilty.
1 LupeTheFiasco 2018-04-10
It wasn't just one either from what I remember. He's so full of shit
1 Jungies 2018-04-10
Why doesn't he just post a picture of the girl, so that we can all see that it's completely above board?
Oh Jesus!
1 McGowan9 2018-04-10
She literally looks 12 years old. He's a fucking ghoul.
1 ShadowbannedKeithM 2018-04-10
Lol
1 telemecanique 2018-04-10
to be fair she could be a college girl, sure she looks 12 in that pic , but I know 50 year old with braces too
1 Psych555 2018-04-10
Does it matter? The reason he's attracted to her is her preteen look.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-04-10
Sure it matters it's the difference between fucking adults who look underage and fucking children
1 IggysGlove 2018-04-10
I believe she was 17 at the time. Thats why ant is just referring to her as a girl that went to college. It sounds alot better than the truth.
1 Dirty_Deebs 2018-04-10
Yea but that was like 10 years ago. She's in college now. Case closed.
1 maloonigans 2018-04-10
Ant is just making himself look guilty.
1 Icon_Crash 2018-04-10
"Lock up the entire male race"? Sorry, I've never once felt the urge to follow an allegedly college girl on vine.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-04-10
Even if you did, you’d have Anthony beat by 4-8 years.
1 jasim18 2018-04-10
Maybe she's like a Doogie Howser
1 shakedatbooty 2018-04-10
Why would he delete his vine if it was no big deal?
1 dropngo 2018-04-10
Wow. Anthony actually thinks he's a celebrity like Tom Cruise. The only thing more sad was when Derosa referenced his fight with Ant as them "beefin".
1 DeRosas_livelihood 2018-04-10
Joe is a rapper so he can say that.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-04-10
Oh God, I read that DeRosa came back to NYC defeated, but I thought that was just a rumor. It really happened didn't it? DeRosa tried to make it in LA and it didn't work out.
I kinda feel bad for him :(
That's got to be so weird, coming back defeated.
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2018-04-10
I had such a strong douche chill on the "beefin" that I turned the clip off and stopped listening right there. As ghoulish as Anthony is, I don't have the automatic dislike of him that I do for "indie artist" Joe DeRosa.
1 WhatTooReal 2018-04-10
Old man Cumia is trying to sue the internet now?
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-04-10
Old man Roth would never follow a vine like that, but old man Cumia knows em like the back of his hand!
(Danny Ross in the background puts his face in hand, holding a cigarette)
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-04-10
Joey Roses has zero self respect. This sub gave him some light joshing, but the only one who legit harassed him (in Joe’s words) was Fred from Brooklyn. So why is he hanging with the poker buddy of that insulin-dependent fag?
Notably, this appearance is after, not before, credible pedophilia allegations surfaced against the host. How will you explain this one to any of your friends, Teen Idol Sensation?
1 celestial_detrital 2018-04-10
All his friends - black and white - are kid touchers, so it's no big deal.
1 DickPunchOpie 2018-04-10
Well we could take a page out of the old O&A playbook and add an "Allegedly" tag to every post about him. That should get us around all that libel.
Don't forget to interrupt your post every now and then to repeat "Allegedly."
1 dmix 2018-04-10
No I'd like to see him waste thousands of dollars on legal fees to embarrass himself in court. But we all know that won't happen so who gives a shit.
1 AngryHugo 2018-04-10
Artie's transformation into a blobfish is almost complete.
1 rcharliesam 2018-04-10
Wait, what did Joe end up telling his black friends?
1 LamarThePotato 2018-04-10
The only reason he's not in jail it's because he's a local D-List celebrity. Otherwise all those girls ( young women now ) would get together and MeeToo him.
1 nojayork 2018-04-10
This the only clip of yest AA show?? Bitchin? Wheres da rest of the funny! ?
1 bhp5 2018-04-10
No where to be found
1 Rainbowuser13 2018-04-10
I just listened to that gem.People pay for that garbage???Fucking Artie acts like my brain damaged uncle.Fucking brutal.
1 1475315963 2018-04-10
Am I crazy? Thread says 21 comments but I only see one
1 ricswrangler 2018-04-10
And people pay for this shit?
1 Cumia_Box 2018-04-10
Yeah that baby-fat faced girl with braces and no mature features was totally in college.... Fuck off Ant. He's reprehensible.
1 ballpitpredator 2018-04-10
i was 17 in college and my first day sat next to a 16 year old. this doesn't help him lol.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-04-10
Same here. Lots of jailbait in college.
1 Dennyislife 2018-04-10
She was. We found her twitter. Unless she was a genius who was put into university young. But she followed ant on twitter so I doubt that.
1 Cumia_Box 2018-04-10
Fair enough. Either way her preteen features were what attracted ant to her. He probably deleted all the evidence after he figured out she was of age.
1 enzo_trash 2018-04-10
what? thats not what he said
1 Cumia_Box 2018-04-10
Your comment doesn't even make sense.
1 enzo_trash 2018-04-10
??
1 dmix 2018-04-10
Not to mention Ant joked about memorizing the legal age limits in plenty of surrounding states.
He was fully aware of the legal risks of his sexual fetishes.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-04-10
Did he interact with her outside of liking her videos? Has she spoken to anyone here?
1 Dennyislife 2018-04-10
Yes and yes. Years ago now though
1 Wartys123 2018-04-10
Has anyone got a pic of the one he followed on vine? No chance she was older than 14.
1 Jungies 2018-04-10
https://i.redditmedia.com/ErkvHbl7rKbWN77NS7wl33qhja0ozFxaDERjDsk5lXQ.jpg?w=320&s=3137f9cdab0d4be0bb1e50309acbcbe4
1 Wartys123 2018-04-10
Jesus he is a dirty cunt
1 herpacin 2018-04-10
How can a man be attracted to this. Only pedos.
1 hellofriendo1234 2018-04-10
My god Anthony is such a pissy-eyed faggot
1 cro-magnon_sam 2018-04-10
Is he going to talk about getting catfished by what he thought was a pre teen in court? His ex blogged about it.
1 J-Bradley1 2018-04-10
"You got lost along the way somewhere"
1 rbgs68740 2018-04-10
He’s starting to sound like more like a get off my lawn guy and less like a shock jock. Artie’s nose looks like it’s healing and Joe’s tits look amazing.
1 ImDyingOvaHere 2018-04-10
The irony when Ant starts talking about defamation of character. This is a man who -
That some character you've got Ant.
1 dave72988 2018-04-10
Well you're safe from a lawsuit, he can't sue facts
1 urethral_lobotomy 2018-04-10
But he can fac sue
1 brmlb 2018-04-10
great list
disclaimer: (this is only an introduction for newcomers. The list can really go 20 more lines)
1 TARE_ME 2018-04-10
Let's never forget sending iPads to middle-aged men posing as teenage girls.
1 ImDyingOvaHere 2018-04-10
It's not alleged. He fully admitted to it and framed it as him "helping her".
It's all here - http://i.imgur.com/95wzmAG.png
1 BergStonewall 2018-04-10
Ant the Ally.
1 TARE_ME 2018-04-10
Hey, man... just covering my bases with Pocky The Litigious Greenscreener.
1 imcrapyall 2018-04-10
'SHE' NEEDED DA MONEY
1 StraightOuttaContra 2018-04-10
You are negligent in not posting the one piece of evidence that exonerates Ant entirely: He fucked a former coworker's girlfriend.
Case closed, all charges dropped.
1 mb0087 2018-04-10
Even Patrice responded with "you should be put down" after he said that on air. Imagine what Opie must know about the guy from 20 years of working with him.
1 ballpitpredator 2018-04-10
2017
"this place has no effect on our lives"
2018
"you just can't let some things go"
1 LeftyHyzer 2018-04-10
Came here to say this, people went from being irrelevant to what keeps Ant up at night in a fucking hurry.
1 ballpitpredator 2018-04-10
From obscurity to attorney
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-04-10
That was driven by Ant’s fuckstickery and his “I’m not Gregg” comfort zone. OP’s hateability is his personality and it’s immediately obvious to anyone who listens. Anthony is a terrible person with skeletons, so it took a little more time for them to be discovered.
1 -EmhyrVarEmreis- 2018-04-10
Out of all the horrible lows Artie Lange must have stooped to in order to acquire heroin and hide his addiction this is probably the lowest point of his career. He went from cracking up JJ. Abrams to listening to the ramblings of a man who was indicted for biting his girlfriend.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-04-10
And he deserves every bit of itm
1 pool-is-closed 2018-04-10
This is his "requiem to a dream" ending.
1 LonesomeJorge 2018-04-10
ITS NOT COVERED BY THE 1ST AMENDMENT ITS NAAAAAHHHHTTTT
1 saessea 2018-04-10
I Love Lucy references? The man is a dinosaur.
1 loperetti 2018-04-10
His go to male celebrity is Clark Gable, I'm pushing 30 and had to look up who that was
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2018-04-10
Maybe a 14 year old could be in college if she's exceptionally smart
1 revolvingmonk 2018-04-10
Why can't this worthless piece of shit ever elaborate on which of his family members and co-workers are being so viciously "harmed" and what is being done to them? He loves to bring this stuff up but then he talks about what's going on very vaguely, throws out a bunch of fallacious statements, and quickly moves on to another subject.
1 dmix 2018-04-10
True, it's realy only his brother. We never fucked with his dead alcoholic coke-head mother when, who he abandoned in old age, when she was alive.
The worst he can claim, besides Kuhn getting ONE gig cancel, was some empty obituary page they paid an extra hundred dollars for at the funeral home, which a few assholes here wrote on.
1 Arturo_Bandini_ 2018-04-10
What a liar, all the sudden the 13 year old girl on vine was in college.... Fuck Anthony
1 ucfgavin 2018-04-10
Maybe she is just really smart
1 joomommyhappy 2018-04-10
and the tranny "rumors" got started because of Bailey Jay
as the great /u/MartyVanB alluded to, he'd be destroyed in the discovery phase, where all these lies, and so much more, would be exposed
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-04-10
OPEN AND HONEST DISCUSSION!!!!!!!!
1 DildoRenter 2018-04-10
A "gaggle of a dozen people?" There are literally 1,035 peckahs here right now out of 21,702 subscribers.
1 3stepsbackward 2018-04-10
All I hear is the pathetic rantings of a guilty man.
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1 wicked_crayfish 2018-04-10
He really is a pissy eyed faggot. Sue them tough guy. What a hypocrite, Sue everybody Sandy cumia.
1 jofreal 2018-04-10
Anthony for all of his faults offends me most nowadays for being such a worthless broadcaster. I'm convinced if you extracted any random snippet of AA of equal length to the footage above, your brain would be pierced by the same, intolerable, maniacal fake laughter and prehistoric pop culture references.
1 ellasmitherson 2018-04-10
Seeing Anthony buddy up to that faggot back stabber Derosa is the most offensive thing in this video. The only reason Deroa is still around is because he failed completely due to lack of talent (and lack of everything else of value).
1 Portapottyman 2018-04-10
Cocksucking Derosa. What a star studded guest list.
1 MartyVanB 2018-04-10
Does Ant know what Discovery is?
1 WilliamTellAll 2018-04-10
he will NEVER do anything that stupid because his vine history and all the potential groomings hes tried to pull off will also be mentioned.
1 WNEW 2018-04-10
Goddamn they all aged like shit.
This is basically Scott & Todd Long Island.
1 BeerCanThick 2018-04-10
Nice timely I Love Lucy impersonations...of Fred Mertz. Jesus.
1 BigLebowskiBot 2018-04-10
You said it, man.
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2018-04-10
This is too good.
Danny is gonna get sued for the fingering allegations and provide us with more laughter
1 shakedatbooty 2018-04-10
Wish Joe would call him out when he was laughing when his fans were trying to ruin Derosa career and Ant would retweet and laugh about it but I guess that's different.
1 realister 2018-04-10
Whaaaaaa they are writing mean comments about me WHaaaaaaaaa
1 RacistCyberbully 2018-04-10
This is so sad. Anthony is a mess. Joe is embarrassing. Artie is a bigger mess than Ant. Who would pay for this garbage?
1 TOPICALJOKELOL 2018-04-10
I'd take it to court. Discovery would be a laugh riot. I vote malcolm to represent the sub.
1 joomommyhappy 2018-04-10
Tranpa has officially entered the "Lenny Bruce reading court transcripts on stage" phase of his tragicomedy.
He held up his phone as proof that he's got his lawyer on the case (what fucking case?).
You jackals really did a number on him. I hope you're happy.
1 ChrisCastle2019 2018-04-10
"If they know how you-you the police must know if they know." Way to contribute Artie.
1 RatherPleasent 2018-04-10
"I followed a college girl on vine."
That bitch must have been extremely advanced, because she looked 14 to me.
1 OppositeTalk 2018-04-10
is anthony friends with derosa again?
1 itsclivepeters 2018-04-10
A few dozen. 20000 people
1 Wartys123 2018-04-10
Jesus he is a dirty cunt
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-04-10
He's so hate-able. And he's looking more and more like Louis from Ghostbusters the older that he gets.
"Yes, have some!"
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2018-04-10
Danny; how possible is it for Anthony to try to sue any of us, or this whole sub?
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-04-10
Sure it matters it's the difference between fucking adults who look underage and fucking children
1 dmix 2018-04-10
True, it's realy only his brother. We never fucked with his dead alcoholic coke-head mother when, who he abandoned in old age, when she was alive.
The worst he can claim, besides Kuhn getting ONE gig cancel, was some empty obituary page they paid an extra hundred dollars for at the funeral home, which a few assholes here wrote on.
1 BigLebowskiBot 2018-04-10
You said it, man.