Thanks for the free plug Joe. We will be sure to stick focus on you and Ant a little longer.

why's he gotta drag my girl ddroxxx into this?

in January he promised not to give us any more attention. how many posts has he made about us since then? https://imgur.com/wCpG5s2

ddroxxx

Yeah, just as Danny made thread about her $.

Nice timimg, stupid.

Who is she? And what did Danny say about her?

Dawn https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/8b44tg/ps_dawn_gets_a_salary_too/?utm_source=reddit-android

Huh. Interesting.

Not really. Most here view have a neutral view of her.

Let me blow my own horn. As a response to Joe' tweet. Proved me right suckcockah!

Everytime you think it's all nice and quiet in th...

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I don't have any problem with Dawn, quite the opposite. I admire her big juicy Sicilian booty and the discipline she has to stay away from any of this shit.

Don't forget her hefty Mediterranean mams.

She was the only one who gave a shit about their mother and didn't abandon her

And unlike another sibling with huge tits, she didn't glom onto the show to try and "be a part of things".

He uses "basement dwellers" as an insult, but his family and friends spend over half their lives in one drunk, blowing their allowances, and singing terrible karaoke.

He YMB'd?

This means we'll never hear from him again, right? RIGHT??

I dont believe that for a second

I wish it were true. I hate the idea of Ant hunched over his phone and getting all bent out of shape reading all this. We're here for humor, not to upset the elderly.

Was his gig cancelation 'our' fault? Must have gotten under his skin to prompt him to boast how we dont get under his skin

Wasn’t he supposed to fight some guy at this gig???

He talked a big game about being a tough guy who would wipe the floor with all comers from the sub, and then someone took him up on it and said he would be up for streaming a boxing match, and ol samcrobrojoe, hard as nails as he is, such a thing was beneath him

Where did this whole fighting someone at the gig come from?

He's an out of shape older man he should probably tone down the tough guy real life threats act.

The cro flies straight, the perfect line!!

I just assumed no one bought tickets

Basically the same outcome either way, Joe will still be a nobody who leeches off his brothers talent for attention and money. Getting beat up live or not selling tickets couldn't make him any less pathetic.

I would jerk-off to a video of SamcroJoe thoroughly getting beaten-up by someone from this sub.

When people say you are not bothering them, you are bothering them, its using advice a mother gives her six year old how to deal with a bully

"They're just jealous, honey."

That one stuck with Anthony

"They're jealous that you walk so well in my shoes."

Even Fez calls Ant a fruit.

Jim’s mum gave him very different advice on how to deal with bullies

The only advice Ro ever gave her kids was how to rip off a hunk of a Chore Boy scrubber and cram it into a glass tube so you can smoke crack.

You can't acknowledge something and also claim to ignore it all in the same statement. This motherfucker is retarded, he shouldn't be living off Ant he should be collecting carts at Kroger.

He's not qualified to fetch shopping carts and they wouldn't even call him in for an interview.

Look, he’s going to apply at the Family Dollar next week. It’s tough, he’s got to clear his schedule for the day because you have to apply on the computer now. It’s a whole thing.

And unlike a normal senior citizen he can’t get any help at the library because he’s been banned for soliciting child spit. I read about it in the paper, he was caught with 3 Powerade bottles full on his person and 6.5 gallons in the back of his brother’s Fiat.

When you’re Italian and your brother is named Anthony a FIAT seems like the only correct car to own.

"Financial Input Again, Tony!"

He is a really good tribute trolley fetcher, he hangs out in carparks looking to claim the shrapnel from abandoned coinlocks

They would prefer to hire a loser in a “real” band

Maybe he could apply for "Courtesy Counter Assisstant", and help clean out the till in Gumbert's field every night.

I fucking live Kroger. Only place I shop.

Try King Kullen or A&P.

Key Food Nigga, I sell Mesc by the can machine

You're in VA Beach, there are dozens of other options.

Food Lion is for savages, Farm fresh is too expensive so is Harris Teeter, despite being owned by Kroger. Plus they have gas points.

True that. Kroger is the most expensive here other than Earth Fare, Fresh Market, etc. where the uppity folk shop. Don't you guys have a Trader Joe's and stuff like that though? I'm on the other side of VA, where Trader Joes isn't.

Trader Joe’s is great, but out of the way to do regular shopping. Fresh Market is overpriced, but have not been to Whole Foods since Amazon bought them. Supposed to be significantly cheaper. Kroger is hands down the cheapest place to shop with the most variety. We have two Kroger’s that are like Kmarts in that they sell clothes and have jewelry stores

That's wild, I've never thought of them being less expensive, but I guess compared to those they are. Kroger is pretty expensive here and really jacks the prices on a lot of things, but their house brand + coupons + gas gets me in there some, plus we get a employee discount via a family member.

Overall, they can't beat Walmart on a lot of things, and we have a clean / new one near us that's a little nicer than almost all the other Walmarts around here. I hate going in there, but it's clean and cheap. The Walmart markets are really decent, but they just closed one of ours since nobody went.

he should be collecting carts at Kroger

I honestly don't think he's qualified for this. The man is a moron.

Haha like drunk dialing ur ex to tell her ur over her

This place is to Joe, what black people are to Anthony. He just can't let it go. I can imagine him waking up at random intervals in the night, his stupid bald brow caked in cold sweat, imaging beating one of us up. His fat wife probably looks over and hears him muttering to himself, his fat tits protruding out of his guinea T, and Jell-O legs kicking about. And when she couldn't believe she could be anymore disgusted by her choice of a man, she looks over to the dresser to see his Edge bald beanie, cheap 7-11 biker shades, and the keys to the Fiat 500 abarth "Fendi" edition his younger brother brought him.

He would probably do better to actually just ignore this place, rather than writing posts on social media sites about how he's ignoring this place. He is a complete fool.

He's beyond a fool, brother. He represents everything bout American courage without none of it's class and dignity.

He would've been Red in Platoon in a combat situation. Hiding under the body of one of his slain comrades as the enemy walked by and then complaining about his "chickenshit" (dead) fellow soldiers when the battle was over.

I've actually made the same observation before my brother.

For real, do you know how much that pig wife has had to hear about us?
He even bitches about us to his daughter, no doubt.

He's a joke.

Motherfucker you were crying about us on a fake court show a couple months ago, with an entire packet full of screenshots from this sub, but “you don’t care”

Artistic recreation of that fateful day

I think we have established that he's not the brightest

Easily Man-Ip-U-Lated screenshots from Ima-Gur.

And second of all, taken out of context offfen

Fuckin' rat eyes Cumia.

I can see where "That boy aughta be beat like a dirty nigger" might sound bad if you don't know the proper context.

Nigga was just here yesterday…

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/8az8iz/comment/dx2xfhd?st=JFU48GHQ&sh=1daf0789

Joe and Anthony cant leave us alone because this sub is literally the only place on the internet that either of them are relevant.

Damn

Doesn't care so posts about how much he doesn't care and it doesn't affect him. Faggot

You've worked so hard for our attention.

We ignore & you don't exist.

Yeah, one's delusion and one's a lie but both are very ironic, as well. Brother Joe still regularly tweets tantrums at Ron Perlman because of his politics. He has never responded to Joe. Perlman has likely never read about Joe's rage at him not being a badass biker character but a liberal actor since he probably just muted him immediately.

That's fucking crazy. What an obsessive crybaby.

The best way to show you don't care about something is to repeatedly address it.

I am confident that his I.Q is a double digit figure.

That's too generous. Double digits could be 99 and that would make Joe average.

He's not working with anything above 80.

Still double digits you pedantic ass

7.0

You mean like his personal activities in a courtroom show?

I thought he was a pedophile tho?

Not according to his sworn testimony on People's Court.

He never denied it, he just acknowledged that there have been allegations.

His pedophile status is currently inconclusive. He claimed without request on "People's Court" that he's frequently been accused of it but never stated if it was true or not.

...and we don't hear about Joe unless someone posts it here. What's his fucking point?

And didn't some suspiciously Joe-like creature post here just the other day before panicking and deleting his account?

...I missed the names at the front of Joe's tweet; it's virtue-signalling for Ant and Dawn.

Good boy, Joe - there might be an extra treat in this month's allowance for being such a brave soldier!

Is it possible for a man to be such a retarded faggot that he manages to entertain, but entirely at his own expense? He might be the stupidest asshole in the world.

I'll give 50,000 to who ever shuts down that subreddit! It's gone too far!

Two months later

"me and my brother don't care... you don't even exist".

I just love how they can't help but keep poking the bear, and then have the autism of this sun fixation return to them. It's like they enjoy it in some weird way.

our attention

The guy still believes he was part of the show... he's just the loser brother of the failed loser host.

One would assume he wouldn't mention it at all if he didn't care and if we're so below him

Just a message to you on Twitter cause my new account won’t let me post for 5 days.

Either Anthony or Joe was here posting as u/YimmysFcknFootThing just last week.

I had DM conversation back and forth where by the end of it he pretty much he admitted to me he was one of the Fabulous Cumia Bros.

Don't say that and not post it, you shit.

How do I post it?

Im not good with "IMAGER"

Take screenshots on your computer or phone and upload them to imgur.com/upload then copy the links and post them here.

https://imgur.com/a/q2P6O

we don't go to your sub

You lying faggot, you posted here last month and bragged about reading everything here and the discord!

the opie of the cumia bros

That meathead is dumber than Joe Rogaine

Remember, when engaging with internet communities who hate you it's best to keep bringing them up instead of ignoring them.

Hi Joe. Looking forward to seeing you play a restaurant Friday. ....Oh wait. You were cancelled for a repass dinner. Sorry.

i honestly think this guy trolls you more than the other way around at this point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDHvYdi6Bu4

Ah, the Opie tactic- Claim you've never heard something when you clearly heard every second of it

"We don't go to your SR"

Hi grandpa, just thought you should know the abbreviation for subreddit is sub - not "SR."

Maybe he meant Shop-Rite.

Joe is trying to tell you, don't look for him in the produce aisle.

All he does is notify people how little cares about reddit folk.

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The man is stupid

I'm starting to think Joe Cumia might not be very bright.

Didn’t he post as u/Tranthony yesterday admitting his gig got cancelled because the venue had booked it for a memorial party for one of their employees? No one had anything to do with his Journey tribute band gig.

Yes. He posted here yesterday in the thread about his band. I don't recall the user ID, he deleted it the same day.

He didn't even pretend to be someone else!

Joe, when Anthony goes to prison, don't attempt to pal up to the place and get us to donate to your Patreon with a sob story about Layla's quality of life suffering sans monthly allowance.

I sincerely hope Dawn beats the shit out of him.

fuckin redditards, huh? Who needs em.

I don't know guys, I'm beginning to think this Brother Joe character is a little dim, iykwim.

Bullshit Joe, you probably scroll through this sub muttering fucking liberals and niggers to yourself.

The very fact he made this post shows that we are having an impact.

"Dear harassers: The only thing that works to get my attention is when you go after my friends." -fucking retard

Joe is a dumb nigger.

Doesn't this cretin realize that we'd forget all about him if he would just stay off of social media.

See, the thing is, you don't ignore and we do exist, faggot.

What a fucking chowder head.

Not 2 months ago his brother put a fucking 5k bounty to get this place shut down. Even before that, Joe and any threatened to get this "playground" shut down multiple times. Fucking Joe wanted to bring this place up on NATIONAL TELEVISION and when he mentioned the "pests" he took a big sigh showing how much he stresses out about this place.

Dumb Jersey nigger brothers.

He hasn't heard there are black emojis now?

Says the fagoot with 2 likes.

That’s it. I’m out. He’s too scary for me. Do you think he won’t put out a contract on each one of us? Remember: he can enter contracts.

Joe, you're reading these comments and we all know it.

do these sound like good “friends”? sharing subreddit gossip?

You can tell he’s ignoring us by the way he posts about it.

Did anything ever come out of that fake account he used to bash Anthony? I never got an update on that one.

Not really. Most here view have a neutral view of her.

Let me blow my own horn. As a response to Joe' tweet. Proved me right suckcockah!

Everytime you think it's all nice and quiet in th...

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Wasn’t he supposed to fight some guy at this gig???

I've actually made the same observation before my brother.

The cro flies straight, the perfect line!!

Food Lion is for savages, Farm fresh is too expensive so is Harris Teeter, despite being owned by Kroger. Plus they have gas points.